Mina the Mongoose
We leave the mall smiling and giggling. I hold a JC Penney bag in my left hand, and a Victoria's Secret bag in the other. We walk all the way back to our hotel. Amy waves goodbye to Sonic. Me and Sally, after taking the elevator, walk into our room on the ninth floor. Amy walks into her room.
After I applied makeup, Amy walks into the room. "Let's think of a new song to sing at the concert!" she says. Me, Amy, and Sally sit in a circle in front of the TV. "Hmm…" Sally thinks. "We watched Sonic do Unleashed at the mall, right?" "Yep," I reply. Amy writes down "When he's doin' Unleashed, my heart stands still." "Oooh! When Sonic acts hip, we feel like we can all die," Amy adds. "When he says 'Let's do it to it!', I can die" Sally writes down. "Oh, and when Amy hears Sonic talk dirty!" I add in. Sally continues, "And when he sneezes on his glove! And when he does power chords! And when he falls down!" "How about we modify that song we sang at the mall, and use it as the chorus?" I ask. "Of course," Amy states matter-of-factly. I add in, "How about Breezie? We all want her dead, right?" "And what about when Sonic visited my bedroom?" Amy chimes in. After writing all of the lyrics down, we cheer. Sally looks out the window. "Oh," she exclaims excitedly, "the limo's here." We run out of the room, use the elevator, and when we get outside, dash into the limo.
"Hey Fiona!" we all yell. We get in our seats as Fiona drives us to Times Square. Amy plays "New York, New York" on her record player, and we sing along. Fiona joins in at one point! We get to Times Square, a red carpet rolls, and we get out of the limo.
We are greeted with crowds of screaming fans! We wave to them. They are holding banners and flags, snapping photos of us, chanting our names, cheering, whooping, hollering, and clapping. We even see Danielle! She is screaming "Amy, Sally, and Mina!" All three of us strut down the red carpet into the Best Buy Theater, and we can hear the cheers of the crowd.
"1 minute to showtime!" Sally yells. She, Amy, and I are making ourselves look gorgeous. We hear the announcer right after we're finished beautifying ourselves. "And now, please welcome...Amy, Sally, and Mina!" The audience cheers and screams with delight. We get out on stage.
Danielle
The spotlights shine on the three girls. I yell out, "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! THANK YOU!" Amy makes an introduction, and then the three shout out "Let's go!"
Sally Acorn
The spotlights are bright, and I'm ready. After we shout out "Let's go!" the music begins to play. We take deep breaths, and then we sing.
Group: When he's doin' "Unleashed", my heart stands still
When he says "Let's do it to it," I can die
Amy: When he talks dirty on that phone, it's like he's talkin' to me
I go to pieces when he sneezes on his glove
Group: When he does power chords, you know I'm never bored
He says "No problem", but I wish that he could see
Mina: There is a problem, mine, because I want him so
Group: But if he takes me in his arms, there would be
Amy: Sonic!
Group: Sonic, I love when you fall down
It's Friday night on my new Wii
Sally: Oh, but Sonic, every time you take that fall
Group: I wish that you were fallin'
Mina: Fallin' for me
Group: I know this shouldn't be said,
"I wish his girlfriend were dead."
Her tragic accidental death I see in plot
Sally: So when in heaven we meet,
I will be able to say,
Group: "Hi, I'm Mrs. Sonic H., and you're not~!"
Amy: Sonic!
Group: Sonic, I love when you fall down
It's Friday night on my new Wii
Sally: Oh, but Sonic, every time you take that fall
Group: I wish that you were fallin'
Mina: Fallin' for me
(Spoken)
Amy: Once, he came to see me in my bedroom!
Sally + Mina: Do tell!
Amy: He asked for an emerald, and I felt my heart zoom!
Sally + Mina: Then what happened?
Amy: The game began, he turned to go, he said goodbye!
Sally + Mina: Oh, no!
Amy: I begged him to stay! I thought I would die!
Mina: Oh, look out, look out, look out, look out, look out!
Amy: (Pause) He walked into a wall and there was nothing I could do about it.
(Sung)
Sally: Sonic!
Group: Sonic, I love when you fall down
It's Friday night on my new Wii
Sally: Oh, but Sonic, every time you take that fall
Group: I wish that you were fallin'
Fallin' for me
The crowd roars with applause, and I turn to Amy and Mina. We give each other high-fives, and start up our next song, "Please Love Me".
Group: Please! Please! Please, love me!
I really know you want to
Please, oh please, oh please love me
I really love you
Sally: Tell me, tell me the truth
I beg you, bid you to
Amy: I really want to know, ooh!
Group: Why-oh-why-oh-why, I love you!
Mina: Oh-oh-oh yeah! Oh-oh-oh yeah!
Amy + Mina: Hey! Hey! Yeah, now~!
Group: Please! Please! Please, love me!
I really know you want to
Please, oh please, oh please love me
I really love you
Mina: Now, now. Tell me why,
When I see you I float right up to the sky.
Amy: I'd reward you! Thank you!
Sally: Because one thing's for sure:
(Spoken)
Group: (Pause) I will always love you!
(Sung)
Mina: Oh-oh-oh yeah! Oh-oh-oh yeah!
Amy + Mina: Hey! Hey! Yeah, now~!
Group: Please! Please! Please, love me!
I really know you want to
Please, oh please, oh please love me
I really love you
Amy: Oh-oh-oh yeah! Oh-oh-oh yeah!
Sally + Mina: Hey! Hey! Yeah, now.
Sally: Oh-oh-oh yeah! Oh-oh-oh yeah!
Amy + Sally: Hey! Hey! Yeah, now~!
Group: Please! Please! Please, love me!
I really know you want to
Please, oh please, oh please love me
I really love you
Amy + Sally: Please!
Sally + Mina: Please!
Amy + Mina: Please,
Group: Love me!
I really know you want to
Please, oh please, oh please love me
I really love you
Group: Please! Please! Please, love me!
I really know you want to
Please, oh please, oh please love me
I really love you
Mina: Oh-oh-oh yeah! Oh-oh-oh yeah!
Amy + Mina: Hey! Hey! Yeah, now~!
Amy: Oh-oh-oh yeah! Oh-oh-oh yeah!
Sally + Mina: Hey! Hey! Yeah, now.
Sally: Oh-oh-oh yeah! Oh-oh-oh yeah!
Amy + Sally: Hey! Hey! Yeah, now~!
Group: Oh-oh-oh yeah! Oh-oh-oh yeah!
Hey! Hey! Yeah, now~!
Amy + Sally: Please!
Sally + Mina: Please!
Amy + Mina: Please,
Group: Love me!
I really know you want to
Please, oh please, oh please love me
I really love you
Sally: Oh-oh-oh yeah! Oh-oh-oh yeah!
Amy + Sally: Hey! Hey! Yeah, now~!
Group: Please! Please! Please, love me!
I really know you want to
Please, oh please, oh please love me
I really love you
The crowd claps and cheers. The announcer says, "We'll be back in twenty minutes." Me, Amy, and Mina run off the stage.
Amy Rose
"Did you hear how loud I sang about Sonic?" I ask Mina and Sally. "Yep," Mina replies, "and the conversation about your fateful encounter with Sonic was great!" Sally adds in, "We reacted at the right times! Mina yelled "Look out!" so dramatically! Say, did this happen in real life?" I nod my head yes. "Oh my goodness," Mina and Sally both say in awe. "Well," I continue, "next up is a song we have to do with Bunnie Rabbot. It's called 'Video-Game Vixens'." "Oh," Mina says, ashamed. "Let's do this!" we all yelled in excitement.
Bunnie Rabbot
"Hi," I tell the girls. "Are you ready to do Video-Game Vixens?" Amy asks. "Yeah!" I claim. "Let's do this~" I sing. We run back onstage.
Amy Rose
It's time for the song, and I march onstage like a pro, with my hands in the air. Sally and Mina are carrying electric guitars, and they play a few notes on it. Bunnie yells "Rock 'n' roll!" as we start the song.
Group: They call us game overs
And last-life punks
And when we hear them talkin'
We get in K-O funks
But they can just say what they want
'Cause we remember sticks 'n'
Stones can't break the bones
Of a Video-Game Vixen!
(Spoken)
Amy: Hey, hey!
(Sung)
Group: We're Video-Game Vixens!
And this is how we get our licks in!
Every day for an hour or more,
All we wanna do is make you
(Spoken)
Amy: Play action, puzzle, or gore!
Group: Yay! Yay! Yay!
Sally: Louder.
Group: Yay, yay, yay!
Bunnie: Louder!
Group: Yay, yay! Yay!
Mina: LOUDERRR!
Group: Yay! Yay, yay!
(Sung)
Group: When we come onto your console
It makes us feel like a queen, oh
All we wanna do, once a day
Is give you some games to play!
Amy: Shahara makes you feel so good!
Sally: "Unleashed" makes you happy, like I knew it would.
Bunnie: And, as a cyborg, you'll find me oh-so nice!
Mina: When I'm singin' you just want me to do it twice!
(Spoken)
Mina: And the only way we really like it is with forty million people playing!
(Sung)
Group: We're Video-Game Vixens,
and this is how we get our licks in!
You turn it on every day, it's true.
That's why our sales don't go down on you!
(Spoken)
Sally: Go down on you!
Amy: Go down on you!
Bunnie: Go down on you!
Mina: Go down on you!
Amy: Well, excuuuuse me, princess.
Group: We ain't afraid of no one in gamin', and they better beware.
We'd take on Mario, Crash, or Mega Man and Bubsy, we swear,
Why, if they ever tread on our consoles, we'd tear out their hair!
And that goes twice for Touhou, there!
And after "Castlevania Symphony of the Night" we were waitin' for days
To beat the livin' daylights out of Link and Zelda!
Link and Zelda! Link and Zelda!
(Sung)
Group: We date Sonic in fanfiction
You know we're game-biz sphinxes
Game time lynxes
Our favorite consoles are Genesises
We're on Wii, and CD
And like Knuckles, Tails, and Shadow.
We're Video-Game Vixens!
We're not Roll and Kalinka
No dirty talk 'n'
Laura Croft
Amy + Mina: We're game girls
Sally + Bunnie: And Game Gear fanfinatics
Group: But mostly we're just
Video-Game Vixens~!
(Spoken)
Group: Get it, huh!
The audience cheers as we take a bow. We scream out happily, "Rock 'n' roll!" as we march around, and eventually off, the stage. Danielle runs up to us and cheers "Gimmie an A, M, Y, S, A, L, L, Y! Gimme an M, I, N, A! What does that spell? Amy, Sally, Mina! Great job on the show." After Danielle leaves, we say goodbye to Bunnie. Bunnie walks off, and me, Mina, and Sally leave the theater.
