Everything was peaceful until there was a crash from the kitchen.

"Cas?!" Dean yelped, taking off down to the room. He stopped in the doorway and didn't exactly spot Cas. "Oh you have GOT to be kidding me."

Castiel came in behind him and broke into a huge grin, "Balthy!"

"Cassie!"

The three children sat in front of the TV with My Little Pony playing. Dean pulled his brother to the side and looked back at the angels. He fought a smile, smooshing it down in favor of an annoyed frown and eyebrow wrinkle.

"What're we gonna do?! If a bunch of angels are just gonna pop up, we're gonna run out of money and space!" he complained.

"Well at least we have a better idea on what's going on…it's gotta be something angelic changing them or bringing them back." Sam switched his weight to his left, "At least they're all potty-trai-"

The younger Winchester was cut off by Gabe's shout of "EEWW! Balthy!" The brothers ran over, immediately noticing a small wet spot forming around the latest angel child. Dean lifted him quickly and ran with the angel outstretched to the bathroom. He stripped the tot's pants and his Hulk underwear. Balthazar stood with his thumb between his teeth, small giggles seeping through while Dean dried him and worked a pull-up over the child's bottom.

"Oh, you think you're cute, don'tcha?" Dean asked rhetorically. Balthazar grinned through his thumb, clutching the hunter's shirt in his tiny hand. Dean set the tyke down, allowing him to run off in his pull-up. Sam came in with Gabriel on his back. The archangel crawled farther up Sam's shoulders away from his hyper, goofy brother.

"I guess we need to take him out for clothes and stuff…" Sam said. Dean nodded and went to help Cas put on his shoes.


"Gabe, sit down." Dean hissed, pulling the oldest angel's arm. He plopped on his bottom in the buggy basket, glaring up at the hunter.

"No, Cas, you can't have those." Sam swatted the youngest one's hand away from a display of cookies. The raven haired boy sunk farther in the child's seat, a pout forming on his bottom lip. Dean looked at his brother as he snatched a box of cookies and sat them beside Castiel, who grinned widely and jumped in his seat, wings flapping hard through his shirt.

"OK, OK calm down…" Dean chuckled and pushed his angel down in his seat.

Balthazar leaned over the sides of the buggy and ran his hands through the toddler clothes while Dean and Sam picked out articles for him. They tossed them in with Gabriel and Balthazar and continued on.

"Alright, pick out a pillow…" Dean lifted the middle angel up and balanced him against the display. He scanned over his options, which included a ladybug or panda or puppy or even a penguin. There were Disney ones as well; Simba and the Cheshire cat being the best. Oh, but the best one was not even listed here! Balthazar squealed and shrieked when he spotted it and leaned down toward it even through Dean's restraining. "OK, which one! I'll grab it for you, jeez!"

Dean was not pleased. A unicorn. WHY.

The French angel sat snuggling his unicorn pillow pet when they got to the shoes aisle. Sam lifted him out while Dean got Cas and Gabriel down so they could stretch a bit. Balthazar looked at what his brothers had chosen; Cassie had light-up sneakers and Gabey's were little foxes with Velcro straps. But he had other shoes in mind. He trotted over to a white pair that had his absolute favorite pony on them. Pinkie Pie. Hell yeah.

Sam snickered at the choice but helped him find his size despite Dean's groans and complaints about him being a boy not a girl. They loaded the children back in the cart and took them to the check out.

"Hi, did you find everything alright?" the cashier asked when they pulled up to her lane.

"Yeah, thanks." Sam replied, plopping clothes and shoes up on the conveyor belt. She scanned everything and put them in bags before looking at the one child clutching his unicorn in his arms.

"Can I see that so I can scan it, sweetie?"

"NO!" he curled in closer.

"Balth, if she doesn't scan it you can't take it home." Dean intervened, tapping the horn. Balthazar looked back at him then up at the lady. He reluctantly held up the pillow and allowed her to find the tag and check it out from his hands. Immediately after, he yanked it into his lap while Sam paid for everything and Dean pushed them out. They set up the booster seat in the car and plopped Gabe in while putting the other two in the full sized seats. Cas stuck his fingers against Dean's lips when he was buckled in, a sign for a kiss. Dean snickered but pecked the child's cheek and ruffled his hair.

"Wha' 'bout Balthy?" Cas asked. Dean rolled his eyes but went to the other side of his baby to peck French boy's cheek. The brothers fixed themselves in front and took off back to the bunker.


Getting back, Sam carried a 'sleeping' Gabriel inside. Once in, the archangel perked up.

"Did you fake sleep so I'd carry you?" Sam laughed. Gabe nodded and rubbed his eyes.

"I's tired, though…" he mumbled. Sam switched him to the other hip and took the tot to the extra bedroom and laid him down. He handed him his moose pillow, pulled the covers up, and let the child go to sleep. "Leave the door open!" he yelped before Sam left.

The younger Winchester met his brother who was fixing sippy-cups of milk for the youngest two. Cas and Balthazar laid on the couch against each other watching some weird cartoon on Disney. Something about twins, Sam had no idea. Dean handed the cups and the brothers could watch the angels succumb to sleep just as their older brother had. After about twenty minutes they were out and Dean and Sam took them to the bedroom to lay with Gabriel.

"You know," Dean began, "They aren't that bad when they're asleep…"

Sam chuckled, "Nah, they're alright." He patted his brother on the shoulder, "Welp. 'Night."


When Adam woke up, the last thing he expected was for two little babies to be on his chest.

"OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" he yelled, tossing them off and backtracking against a tree. The two started crying. As he calmed down, he noticed they looked a bit familiar. One had coal black hair and the other had really not much hair but it was blond nonetheless. Wait. Why was he not in the cage? Oh. Oh shit. He was topside and these were…Lucifer and Michael.

Oh shit.

So yeah. Adam and two archangels...

The next chapter'll be more focused on them, obviously. Adam's adventures in babysitting. That should go well, right? Right?

Review and tell me what you thought! Any suggestions for what you think should happen would be awesome!

...Also Samandriel is COMING. I have a plan.