Behind the Scenes-Produced by the Charming and Talented, One-of –a-Kind, Princess of Marshmallows; Lucy! (fade) (pan) (zoom)(Lucy, you don't even know what those mean!)

Eustace stumbled along the uneven cobblestones that led to his mother's old lady friend's house.

"But why do I have to come?" he whined. His mother tugged at him again, releasing his grip on a lamppost.

"Because I don't trust you at house by yourself, that's why. Don't argue."

Eustace frowned. "But, Father's home!"

Alberta grimaced. "He's not much of a babysitter, especially when the telly's on." She gritted her teeth. "Now, let's not be late."

Eustace groaned.

(Yes, I do! They're stage directions!)

They arrived at the residence of Amelia Boggs at precisely a quarter past 2 'o clock that bright Saturday afternoon. Eustace had given up resisting and proceeded to follow his mother through the door.

Instantly, his nose was clogged with the awful smell of old people. He said so to his mother, who smacked him upside the head for his 'imprudent remark'.

"Be gracious," she hissed sharply, giving a pleasant smile to a hobbling passer-by.

But Eustace did not want to be gracious. He did not want to be there, not in the least bit.

(No, they're not! They're camera directions!)

Eustace was shocked at the number of ugly sweaters the room was crowded with. They were so disturbing, each leering at him that he at last, could not stand it and gave a loud holler before racing outside.

He ran out in the middle of the street and wildly gazed around. His eyes caught sight of a dreadful appearance.

"It's the Ugly Sweaters! I'm cursed!" he yelled, running away from all the horrid, nasty, bulging cat eyes sewn onto the front of the cardigans.

He ran all the way to Mushed Frog Lane. That was the actual name.

He fell to the ground in a dramatic way, gazing into the dead eyes of a disemboweled frog on the ground.

(Same thing!)

He screamed as the frog opened its destroyed mouth and spoke in a Yoda type voice. "Eustace Clarence Scrubb…you…*cough*…you will throw an Ugly Sweater Party or you will DIE. That is all." And it flopped back down.

Eustace's eyes watered in confusion. Luckily, right then, The Awesome and Magical Power of the Marshmallow Princess Lucy yanked him into oblivion, also known as Narnia.

(Not same thing! Susan!)

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