Mina the Mongoose

"Hey look," Amy yells as we walk through Times Square at midnight. I turn and look where Amy is pointing. Sonic is back! "Hey Sonic!" we all shout. He waves to us. "Did you hear our song about you?" Sally questions. "Yeah, and it was kinda cute when Amy told you about when I came to see Amy in her bedroom," Sonic responds. I sigh. He is so hip, that hedgehog. #Hot! "Well, I better be going to the Grande Luxury Spa. See you around," Sonic states in exhaustion. "Awww!" me, Sally, and Amy all squeal. "Lemme tell you, here's the plan," Amy says with glee. "Do tell," Sally and I holler with excitement, referencing our song for Sonic. Amy continues, "We make a love potion for Sonic. When he drinks it, he'll instantly fall in love with us!" "Let's do this!" we all scream with joy.

"Bring on the sugar!" Sally cheers as Amy pours sugar into apple juice. "Now mix in the berry juice," I read from the book I'm holding. It's called The Science of Love. Amy states, "Okay, Sally! I will get the strawberries!" She takes the strawberries, hulls and chops them, and adds them into the bowl we're using. We then yell, "Mix it up and SERVE IT TO YOUR LOVE!" as we stir everything together. We use a ladle to pour the love potion into a cup. Then we head all the way to the Grande Luxury Spa.

We find Sonic relaxing in a hot tub. "This pool is so relaxing…" he moans. "Oh hey guys!" he says, noticing us. "Would you like some punch?" Amy asks. "Sure," Sonic replies. He takes the cup from Amy's hand and drinks it. Me, Amy, and Sally try hard not to squeal with glee. "Oh, I feel so...dizzy…" Sonic groans. "All you alright?" Sally asks. "Or drunk?" I add. Amy giggles. "Urrrggghh," Sonic moans, "I...I...really…" Amy continues, "Do you really need to go home? Are you really sick?" Sonic shakes his head, and finishes "...LOVE YOU!" His teeth are suddenly sharp, and his eyes are bloodshot. He giggles maniacally, and we all shriek in terror. "NO! It shouldn't have worked that way!" I tell Sally and Amy. "You were supposed to add only 3 grains of sugar! YOU PUT TEN, AMY!" Amy cries in horror. "Now he's ax-crazy on loving us!" she hollers. Sonic laughs crazily and tries to grab us. "No way no way no way," Sally states. "Now let's get out of here!" I yell. Amy and Sally nod their head. "AAAAAH!" we all scream as we run out of the spa with a crazed-looking Sonic following us.

"We've gotta stop him," Amy cries. "I know," I reply. Sally just stands, ashamed and terrified. Suddenly, I hear insane laughter. We turn around and see the horrifying-looking Sonic. "I wanna hug you and kiss you and marry you and have forty-two children," he says dementedly. Amy nods her head and whispers to me and Sally. Then, Amy grabs her microphone, and Sally & I pull out our guitars. Amy bursts into song as we play our guitars.

Sonic? Why did you eat my fries?

I bought them! And they were mine.

But you ate them. Yeah, you ate my fries.

And I cried, but ya didn't see me cry.

Sonic, do you even love me?

Well, you should show it, if you really know it.

What kind of boyfriend eats his girlfriend's fries,

And doesn't look her in the eye?

Sonic...there were tears there...if you saw them...would you even care?

Then Sally punches Sonic in the stomach four times. Sonic screams, but his scream sounds more like a wolf howl. And then he falls to the ground unconscious. "That was enough to knock him out," I tell Amy. Amy runs over to Sonic and rubs his head. "Are you okay?" she asks him. Sonic wakes up with a yawn. "Ugh...what just happened…?" he moaned. "He's alright!" Amy declares. She, Sally and I start to hoot, holler and clap. "You turned into a love-crazy beast after drinking that punch! The punch was actually a love potion," I respond to the back-to-normal Sonic. "Oh! I see," Sonic says as he sits up and smiles. "Who was that? Amy?" Amy nods her head yes. "Of course," Sonic states in between laughs. "Now let's go," I tell Amy and Sally, "our next performance is tomorrow." Then me, Amy, and Sally walk back to our hotel together.