Amy Rose

We're back in the limo, heading to our hotel. Mina gives me her iPhone to look at. I instantly go on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses and watch the Nostalgia Critic videos. "Sally! Mina!" I call out, waving the phone in the air. "What is it, hun?" Sally asks, turning to me. "There's a video on this site I really like! It's a song called Boring and it's from the Junior review!" I cry. "The Nostalgia Critic...again? Amy, you're 8 years old. You're too young to be watching these kinds of videos," Mina says. "I like this review! It has a song in it!" I frantically yell. "Okay...just this one time we can sing it," Mina tiredly states. "Yay!" I cheer, and get the video started. I skip ahead to the song, and then me, Sally, and Mina get out our microphones and sing at the top of our lungs.

(Music plays)

Amy: I'm so bored… So very, very bored!

I'd rather watch a bunch of cupcakes sing a merry song and then go surfing on a door!

Sally: It's so DULL, there's nothing to say…

I'd rather… sugarcoat a Leprechaun, feed him to a dog and then go play some croquet. Group: Where did the funny go? How can this be?

Did vampires suck out the humor? Maybe it could've worked

If they had used Miss Tur Tee!

Amy + Sally: Boring!

Mina: It's just not that interesting!

Amy + Mina: Boring!

Sally: Where did it go wrong?

Sally + Mina: Boring!

Amy: I'm not even doing the review now. I'm just singing this pointless song.

Group: You're not missing that much! Nothing happens! He acts a little femmy

And they just talk some more

Without any jokes put in!

Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Bor-or-or-ing!

(Spoken)

Sally: Order! Order! Order, I say! Amy Rose, for your crimes against humanity, I sentence you to watching the rest of the movie!

Amy: But it's just so boring! And besides, watching this dream sequence is much more interesting than watching that movie.

Sally: No, Amy, no. For if you do not watch the rest of the film, you will have to watch THIS!

Mina: MAMA!

Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sally: Hahaha!

Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sally: Fool! Hahaha!

The song portion of the video ends, and I pause. Everyone is laughing, even Fiona. The limo pulls up at the hotel. I give Mina her phone back, and we walk in.

I step out of the elevator and into my room. After taking a shower, I post on BlogSpot's "Amy, Sally, and Mina: Superstars!" blog about how I am going to perform another show with Sally and Mina. I hear the limo pulling up and run out of the room.

Me, Mina, and Sally are in the limo again. "Well, girls, this is it. This is your last concert here," Fiona says. "What?! We're done with the NYC tour after this?" I ask. "Yep," Fiona replies. "Let's make this a great one," Sally adds. "Of course we will!" Mina exclaims. "Yay!" I cheer. I take out the cushion from my seat and put it underneath my head. I rest for a few minutes. The limo pulls up at Madison Square Garden. We gasp and yell in happiness as we run out of the limo.

We stand on the stage, each one of us gripping our microphones tightly. The song starts as the music comes on, and we sing.

(Music plays)

Group: No time, no time, no time at all

So much to do in so little time

Mina: Tick tock tick tock, I better watch the clock

And know where to go and where to stop

Sally: Should I stay here, or should I go there?

I feel all nestled up and feelin' crazy

Amy: Never once is there anyone to save me

You are at home, you are just lazy

Group: And do you know that I can't get up?
Mina: Shut me down, start me up~

Group: No time, no time, no time at all

So much to do in so little time

Amy: Tick tock tick tock, I better watch the clock

And know where to go and where to stop

Mina: There's so much to know, so much I can't handle

And what I can handle falls to waste

Sally: (Pause) Tell me what I know, tell me what I like

It's not-so suited for my taste

Group: To you, I never felt so good

Amy: I think I'm gonna throw up~

Group: No time, no time, no time at all

So much to do in so little time

Sally: Tick tock tick tock, I better watch the clock

And know where to go and where to stop

Group: No time, no time, no time at all

So much to do in so little time

Tick tock tick tock, I better watch the clock

And know where to go and where to stop

The song ends as the crowd roars with applause. We take a bow and walk off the stage.