~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- Chapter 3: Chitchat with Friends ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~
Me: Hello updating again!
Haru: Yes and we finally managed to get our hearing back
(All eyes give Muta THE LOOK OF DOOOOOOM)
Muta: W-what?!
Me: Go choke on another sandwich
(Ten seconds later) Haru: Muta just choked on a sandwich!
Me: Heh heh heh
Muta: *Wheeze* *Wheeze* *Cough* *Cough* *Faints* (XoX)
Hiromi: Calling the ambulance
Receiver: Hello?
Hiromi: Hello we've got an overlarge fat cat that is about human size who just choke a sandwich
Receiver: What sort of rubbish are you talking about. :( I've got work to do *hangs up*
Toto: Oh well may he rest in peace
Me: ON WITH THE SHOW!
The next night, the Baron sat on his new bed in the cat palace. He looked around. The wallpaper was a starry night sky. He pulled the snow white notebook out of his front pocket. Then he pulled the fancy quail feather quill next to his desk and began to write.
"6/13 Dear Diary, something peculiar happen today..."
Haru
Haru looked backwards at the arch. There she saw her best friend Hiromi peeking from behind the arch. Haru clled to her, "You don't need to be afraid, Hiromi! You can come out! It's okay their all nice people, I mean cats and bird!" Toto quickly corrected her, "Crow, Haru, please call me a crow or else Mutq is going to start going off about that I'm a chicken." (Muta: Yeah I very likely would've if I paid attention) Hiromi shyly stepped ouf of the shadows and started walking toward Haru.
When Hiromi got there, Haru started introducing her to her friends. She said, "Hi Hiromi. meet my friends. This is Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen, but we usually just call him Baron." The Baron went up to Hiromi and bowed to her, and said, "A pleasure to meet you, Miss Hiromi."Himori bowed quickly also. Then he back away, still smiling. Them Haru said, "Next, meet my friend Muta, the white cat." Himori quickly said, "H-hello Mr. Muta." Muta grumbled and attemped to retreat into the house, but Haru had him my the ear and dragged him. Muta started to yell, "Oww! Oww! Haru, my ear!" Then Toto greeted Himori. Then Hiromi went up to Kuro and scratch his ear (ahhhh so lovely 😌 ) and said, "Hi, Kuro!" Kuro purred his thanks.
Just then, Haru asked, "Hey Baron did you get the invitation?" The Baron said, "Let's come in and then talk about it." After all of them sat down inside and each of them had a warm cup of tea in their hands (or paws), the Baron began to talk. He said, "So we all got invitations right and their going to pick us up tomorrow here, right?" There was a chorus of yes's and only Himori said no. Haru hugged her best friends and said, "It's okay, you can come with me!" Then Haru started explaining how the Cat Kingdom works. "When you first go in, because your human, you start changing into a cat, like getting a tail, whiskers, and cat ears. But it's okay, it's no biggie. Anyways, the king and the queen are my friends Lune and Yuki. Also, guess what? Yuki just had 3 baby kittens!" exclaimed Haru. Everyone celebrated joyously, even Hiromi, even though she didn't have a clue about what Haru just said.
Them Muta sat down as said, "Anyways, lets just first forget the rejoicing, and hurry up about the thinking. Or we can start eating. Baron, is there any chocolate cake, chiffon cake, or some flan in the cupboards? I'm staving." The Baron shook his head, then pointed out the cupboard that had the flan and the buttermilk. Then he asked, "Would you ladies care to join us for some flan?" Haru, about to say yes, but looked at the grandfather clock and said, "Oh sorry, My mother is expecting me for dinner." As Hiromi stayed, Haru fled home and ate dinner.
The Baron
The next morning, the Baron woke up only to find Muta calling from downstairs, "Baron, I going out for a morning walk, to lose some weight." He could hear some cackling for outside the office from Toto and a start happening. The Baron quickly got ready, threw on his suit, grabbed his can and ran outside, just in time to stop the fight from getting too out of hand. Baron shook his head and said, "Won't you to ever get along? Besides, we've got guests coming soon. They went inside to dust and mop down the house until it was sparkling (literally cuz I was in it) clean. after this the Baron pulled out his handkerchief and dusted himself. Now all he had to do was wait.
Muta
After the meet with Toto, Muta was in a very bad mood. He trudged on his four paws all the way to his usual spot near the café at the crossroads. He walked and walked there only to find Haru and her ridicules friend there (Me: Hey, no offense Hiromi! This is just Muta's view. (Hiromi chases Muta around a pole with a frying pan) Muta: Noooooooo! I just forgot your name, Hiromi!). Haru look up just in time to see the big fluffy cushion jump onto the chair. She told Hiromi to come over here and Haru poked Muta. Muta looked up. Hiromi asked, "Could you please take us to the Cat Bureau?". Because of his bad mood, he ignored her. Then Hiromi poked him again pledged, "Could you pleeeeeease take us to the Cat Bureau office, ummm, mister Moota?"Muta look at her and hissed, "Moo?! Moo!? Did you call me Moota?! You think I'm fat like a cow!?" He raised his head and said, "No way, after you insulted me." Haru and Hiromii say at the same time, "Oh please, Muta please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee!" Muta said, with an annoyed voice, "Oh fine. follow me." and led them to the Cat Bureau.
The Baron stopped writing, scratched his his chin, still deep in thought, and continued to write...
Me: So how was it ?
(No one replys)
Me: Where is everyone (hears sobbing and turns around) and why are you all mopping around Muta?
Hiromi: Oh oh oh. Kuro, I think he's dead
(Grumbling from Muta) Muta (with a sleepy tone): Hmmm? Someone mention my name?
Everyone but Haru: AHHHH! HE's ALIVE!
(Every on runs for the door but Haru)
Muta; What? I was just fell asleep after I choked on the sandwich cuz I slept at like 3 A.M. In the morning.
Haru: *sighs* R&R please.
