The security guard in the booth finished up his crap burger from McDonalds.
"Hey Dan I'll be back," said his partner.
"What are you doing?" the guard in the booth asked.
"Gotta unleash the dragon within." Replied Dan. He went into the bushes. There he screamed in pain.
The guard in the booth began to drink his awesome Sprite when suddenly.
A box walked past.
"Good afternoon cardboard box." Said the Guard. "Watch out over there, Dan's peeing out a kidney stone."
There was a pause.
"Wait a tick! I won't be wasted until 9!"
"What's goin on?" said Dan. "I heard the "wasted"!
"It's not about anything that involves getting wasted!" replied the guard. "This damn box just walked by and scared the crap out of me!"
"What!" yelled Dan. "You mean I broke away from my unleashment and ruined my pants just because you saw a box walk by?"
"But-"
"No Andrew!" interrupted Dan. "When I heard you say the word wasted I thought you were about to bring out the beer!"
Andrew stared at Dan's heavily stained pants.
"Maybe you should have just finished up.
Suddenly, the King from Burger King popped out of the trash can and yelled…
"WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??!!"
"AHHH!!" Screamed Dan. "CALL SECURITY!!"
"WE ARE SECURITY!!" Screamed Andrew. They both ran out of the booth and bolted across the street.
The king pulled off his mask, revealing Donna.
"Alright!" she yelled. "We are through."
Todd and Adam pulled off the box disguise.
"How did you know that would work?" asked Todd.
"Well." Started Donna. "After many hours of playing Metal Gear Solid (Best stealth series, EVER), I realized that the box technique would defiantly raise questions or just plain scare the Bananas out of people, and the King is just self explanatory."
"Oh."
"You know you do make a kinda hot King Donna." I said.
"Shut up Adam." Donna replied. "Just shut up."
The three of us made our way into Arnold's house.
There he was, the unguarded Terminator. Watching Football on his… his… TOTALLY AWESOME SIXTY INCH PLASMA SCREEN HIGH DEFINITION TV!!
"OH MY GOD!!" screamed Todd and me in excitement.
"WHO GOE'S THERA!!?" Boomed Arnold in alarm.
Me and Todd bolted back in Fear. But Donna stepped forward.
"Please Mr. Schwarzenegger, we mean you no harm."
"How do I know thot!?" asked Arnold. "The lost little mon who said that did not go veree fa."
"What happened to him?" asked Donna.
"He's still on the ceeling." Answered Arnold as he pointed to the ceiling.
The three of us screamed. The rotting corpse of a man was splattered and sticking to the ceiling like a sticker.
"Oh, I thought I smelt Turnips." I said. Todd and Donna looked at me.
"You know," started Arnold. "Hee's been up thera for quite a while now, perhaps I should geet heem down."
"Look," said Donna. "We came here because somebody stole all of our Cocoa Cola. When we asked the president of Chinatown, he said he saw you in the premises of the office last night."
Arnold got up from his seat.
'Yes," said Arnold. "Yes it is troo that I was in zee Neopet's building last night, but not for your precious and delicious Cocoa Cola. But…"
"But what?" the three of us asked.
"But Beecause one of your leetile Interns Downlooded all ov my Moovies!"
"All of your movies?!" yelled Todd in amazement. He thought about it for a second. "THAT"S LIKE 50 GIGS!!"
"I was eemazed by zee leetile Mons computer too," went on Arnold. "Eespecially when it happened in one night. After reeping out hees hard Drive and stuffing zee little mon in a garbage con, I did see someone else in Zee Neopet's office right before I left."
I sighed.
"Who?"
"I beeleive it was Heroine Harry."
"HEROINE HARRY!!?" the three of us screamed.
"Why Heroine Harry!?" Donna asked. "Why does he want our Coke?"
"I do not know Leetile Girl," said Arnold. "I was eebout to ask him for a shot, but He left in such a hurree that I could noot geet to heem in time."
"What are we supposed to do know?" asked Todd. "He could be anywhere by now!"
"Most likely a crackhouse." I said.
"But there's like, ten million Crackhouses in this city!"
"Five hundred and fourteen actually." I said. Everyone stared at me. "Hey, I got bored on day."
Arnold walked past us and opened a door across the room.
"Follow mee." He said. I hesitated but followed, then Donna and Todd followed.
Arnold turned on the light. The three of us gasped in amazement.
For in front of us was a forty foot tall Cocoa cola bottle!
"Yes," said Arnold. "Yes it ees troo! I have a passion for zee Cocoa Cola too! Ever seence I was a wee leetile boy!"
Arnold sighed.
"I will follow yoo on zee quest for zee Cocoa Cola thief. Nobodee should have their entire stash of Cocoa Cola stoleen!"
"Alright!" I said. "Now no one is gonna get in our way!"
"HONEE!!" Yelled Arnold. "I'M GOEEN OUT!! AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BEE BOCK!!"
"Alright!" replied Arnold's wife.
The four of us went out the front door, on the quest to find Heroine Harry.
WILL THE FOUR FIND HEROINE HARRY? DO YOU THINK THAT GUY ON THE CEILING WAS SELLING VACUUM CLEANERS? WHY IS THE KING SO DARN FREAKY? AND DOES ANYBODY REALIZE I JUST SHAVED?
TUNE IN NEXT EPISODE!
