(DELAYED!! I KNOW!!)

The foursome went to their fifth crackhouse before they found Heroine Harry's signature…

"Harree wus here" was written on the forehead of a crack addict.

"He's here," I said.

"It said he 'was' here!" corrected Donna. "He could be anywhere by now."

I went in, ignoring Donna's Common sense that… is usually right… Maybe I should listen to her more often, but then Again, if I listened to her this time I wouldn't have found Heroine Harry.

There he was, watching Kick boxer 4.

"HARRY!!" I Screamed, he turned to me instantly. "WHERE'S MY COKE!!?"

Harry bolted from his seat, pushing aside K-fed and running to the door, but Arnold blocked his way. Harry was trapped.

The other three approached him.

"HARRY!!" Yelled Donna in anger. "We've been to Chinatown, We've bypassed security to get to Arnold and we've been to five crack house's just looking for whoever stole our coke! Where is it!?"

"Can I please sit down and explain!?" asked Harry.

Harry sat down and sighed.

"I suspected you would come by sooner or later."

Harry took a sip from his sprite.

"I was told to tag along in a heist, the reason was to just give a shot to any security, but the plan backfired when the goodshot behind the wheel decided to stop at taco bell, but then he had to go to the hospital after the lady at the front poured stuff she found on the floor into his taco after he insulted Tom Cruise."

"I KNOO EET!!" shouted Arnold. "I KNOO THAT LEETILE GIRL POURED CRAP INTOO MY TACO!!"

"Anyway," went on Heroine Harry. "The crew got thirsty, but then the boss over the radio told us there was some coke in a nearby office, the Neopet's office."

"You mean your crew stole the coke!?" asked Todd.

"Yes," went on Heroine Harry. "They stole everything, and…" Harry paused. "They left this."

Harry passed over an empty can of Cherry Vanilla Cocoa Cola.

"NO!!" I screamed. "THOSE BARBARIANS!! WHY WOULD THEY DO SUCH A THING!!?"

"Hey they were thirsty."

"WHERE ARE THEY!!?" Screamed Donna.

"I believe they are still outside."

"Why?" asked Todd.

"They stopped by an Arby's on the way home."

"Oh that makes sense!"

"Man that food is Terrible."

"There's no burgers!"

"That was the reeson Terminator 3 was deelayed."

The five ran out of the crackhouse. The three heist members were still sitting around their ford.

"WHERE"S OUR COKE!!?" Screamed Donna.

The crew broke into profanities, where they stormed into the car and sped off.

"DAMMIT!!" yelled Arnold.

"Don't worry guys!" assured Heroine Harry. "I have a car filled with a surprise."

"Is it asparagus and hookers!?" I asked.

"No!" answered Harry. "Well it was last week… but seriously, ever since I gave you that shot in 1997 you've been all crazy!"

Heroine Harry unlocked his Lexus and pulled a bag out from under the seat. He then pulled out an AK-47 and a SIG SG 550. (Machine guns.)

Harry tossed The AK to Arnold and the SIG to me. Harry also tossed Todd an MP5K (Machine gun) and Donna a standard police issue 9mm Berretta. (Handgun)

And underneath was enough ammunition to keep Jerry seinfields jokes at bay.

"What's up with all the guns!?" Yelled Todd.

"I got them when I gave Tom Cruise a shot in May 2005, but ever since he's been stalking me and won't leave me alone."

"Oh."

"I'll drive!"

Harry almost knew exactly where the crew was going. We were both on the Santa Monica freeway.

"Aren't you putting on a seat belt!?" asked one of the crew, the driver wasn't buckled up.

"Seat belts are for wimps and fat people!"

"But you kinda tubby!?" asked another.

"I'm not fat! I'm just wearing two shirts!"

"Lard cheeks." Muttered another.

Suddenly, the back window burst, spraying the back of their heads with shards of glass. One of the crew turned around.

"OH MY GOD!!"

"WhAT!!" yelled the other.

"IT'S THE TERMINATOR BACK FROM THE DEAD!!"

"Wait you mean that guy you said looked a lot like Arnold Schwarzenegger was Arnold Schwarzenegger?"

"Yeah!"

"Wait, the Terminator can't die!"

"Yes he can!" Yelled the driver. "He got crushed by a crusher thing, melted by liquid hot metal, got his metal arse kicked by a hot Robot and blown up by a Nuke!"

"That's why He came back!" Went on the other. "He was just decommissioned!"

Another burst came from Arnolds riffle, and then Todd fired my rounds at the rear end of the car, blowing the rear view mirror to bits and shattering a side window.

"Alright guys!" Yelled the driver, we were prepared for this!"

"No we weren't!"

"Just bring out your guns!"

The driver pulled out an H&K MP7, the crew member who saw Arnold first pulled out a G36C and the other pulled out an IMI Tavor TAR-2 (REALLY REALLY expensive Machine guns.)

A burst came out of the G36, shattering the front windshield and taking out the left rear view mirror.

"AH NO!!" Screamed Heroine Harry. Todd fired half his clip into the trunk of the ford, which swerved into the next lane and sent many cars into disarray. Both of the crew members with the rifles unloaded into the Lexus, blowing out all the windows. Arnold then climbed half-way through the sunroof and began to unleash 7.62 MM hell onto the Ford. The Bumper the fell loose, Heroine Harry swerved to the left to avoid the oncoming metal, which took out the car behind them, which then slammed into a truck, where both went into a spin and smashed into a van and a nearby dodge. The grinding of metal on metal went on behind them with shattering glass and flying shrapnel. The Lexus sped up.

The ford and The Lexus were between a police car. The poor chaps in the police car were to suffer through the next firefight.

Todd, me, Donna and Arnold all fired on the ford at once, the Occupants of the ford did the same.

All three cars went into pieces as bullet's whizzed through windows, doors and metal. The lights on the police car exploded and disoriented everyone's view.

The driver of the Ford suddenly screamed in pain as a bullet went through his arm, he swerved without intention onto the off ramp.

"Their off the freeway!" screamed Todd. Heroine Harry grinded against the police car and nearly slammed into the water jugs (I don't know what they are called).

The police car stopped, the two occupants panted.

"Why does this always happen on Mondays?" the driver asked.

The Lexus went off the sped bump and flew ten feet into the air and went straight through an empty bus stop shelter. Wood and glass slided and grinded over the car and around Arnold as the car swerved and squealed onto the road.

"Will you put on your seat belt!?" yelled the crew member with the Tavor.

"I've just been shot man!" Blood oozed out of his wound and tears streamed out of his eyes "Even if I did have the power to put it on I wouldn't! Seat belts are for wusses and fat people!"

"Doesn't crying make you a fat wuss?" asked the other.

"AND DIDN'T WE JUST HAVE THIS CONVERSATION!!?"

"Tubby-assed wimp."

Suddenly, the man with the G36 saw something that might just help them get away.

"OI!!" he yelled out the window. The women with the wig looked at him. "THOSE BLOKES IN THE LEXUS WITH THE GUNS SAID YOU SUCK AND THEY ARE THE ONES THAT KILLED YOUR DOG AND THINK THAT YOUR ROLE IN CROSSROAD'S WAS SO BAD THAT ROSEO DONALD COULD DO BETTER!! AND WHEN YOU RAN AROUND TOWN BALD THEY TOOK PICTURES OF YOU AND POSTED THEM ON MANY WEBSITES AND LAUGHED AT YOU!!"

Britney spears swerved behind the ford and began to throw dozens of wigs at the Lexus.

"OH MY GOD SHE'S THROWING GERBILS AT US!!" I screamed. Todd, Donna and Arnold began to shoot at the oncoming wigs.

"WEE KEEP SHOOTING AT THEEM!!" Yelled Arnold in Terror. "BUT ZEE BULLETS KEEP GOEENG THROUGH ZEE HAIR!!"

It seemed like all was lost, but then She saw a nearby Checkers.

"OOOH!!" she exclaimed in delight. "TASTY AND ARTERIE CLOGGING FRENCH FRIES!!"

She pulled off the road to a certain heart attack or blood clot.

"THANK YOU CHECKERS!!" I screamed. "YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME!!"

Arnold then fired into the Lexus, emptying his entire clip.

"DUDE THESE GUYS WON'T GIVE UP!!" yelled the crew member with the Tavor.

The ford sped up.

"We can't run anymore!" yelled the crew member with the G36. "Were almost out of ammo and if we don't go to the hospital your going to die!"

"Hospitals are for wimps, people with Diabetes and old people!" yelled the driver. "My father said the same thing! And he died in his words!"

"BUT HE WAS HIT IN THE FACE WITH A HARPOON!!"

"Both of you's! Shut up!" Yelled the driver. "We will get away and drink the coke! Even if we die trying!"

But then, the ford crashed and wrapped around Chuck Norris who was crossing the street, the driver screamed as he went through the windshield and fell to the ground twenty feet away from the wreck.

"I told him to buckle up." Said the crew member with the Tavor.

The unaffected Chuck Norris looked up from his PSP. He then broke away from the wreck.

Heroine Harry grinded to a halt. All five got out of the car and went to the driver, Chuck also tagged along.

I grabbed the driver by the collar of his shirt.

"WHERE'S OUR COKE!!?" I screamed.

The driver coughed up blood.

"IT'S…" stuttered the driver. "IT'S UNDER MY SEAT!! DON'T HURT ME!! HAUL ME OFF TO JAIL!! PUT ME IN A CELL WITH A BUNCH OF PERVERTS!! JUST DON'T HURT ME!!"

"Now now now now what's all this then?" Chuck asked Arnold. "I'm hearing something about a Cocoa Cola theft. Is this true?"

"Yes chuck." Said Arnold. "Theese leetile men with beeg guns just stole Adam and Donna's entire stash."

"Such a dastardly deed done by such little people." Answered chuck I disgust. With that, he pulled out the front seat of the mangled wreck. There was no Cocoa Cola.

"Is it all there!?" asked Donna in excitement.

"No." said Chuck.

"WHAT!!?" screamed the driver. "BUT I PUT IT THERE LAST NIGHT!!"

"Maybe when we were in the bus stop bathrooms the boss stole it." Said the crew member with the G36. "He came by last night but left in such a hurry that I couldn't talk to him."

"OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!" I yelled in frustration. "Where is your boss!?"

"He's in Beverly hills." Said the crew member with the Tavor. "Here's his address." He passed Arnold a note. "But hey, me and Doug didn't want to take the Cocoa Cola in the first place because we have our own stashes. Dave just wanted it because he's a tubby boy and the boss wanted us to get it for him. We have nothing against you guys!"

"I would love to tag along" Said Chuck Norris. "Especially when it's for such a horrendous crime, but there's a country that needs my help ever day. NORRIS AWAAAAAAAAAY!!" With that, Chuck Norris soared off into the sky.

"Yeah I don't really want to tag along." Said Heroine Harry. "Adam, your freakin nuts, and I don't want to be shot at again."

"But wait!" called Arnold.

"I don't have anymore shots at the moment Arnold!" Harry yelled as he drove off. "I'll get you one Tomorrow!"

Heroine Harry Disappeared from view.

"It looks like we are once again on the road." I said. "Our precious coke is in more danger then ever."

WILL THE FOURSOME FIND THEIR COKE IN TIME? WHO IS THIS WEIRD AND SINISTER BOSS? DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND MY GUN TALK? AND WHERE I NTHE WORLD ARE THOSE COPS? TUNE IN NEXT EPISODE!

This one was a little delayed, probably because I got eight video games for 35.99. And I found an awesome new Internet game called Madness Armory. I've been playing all of these instead of writing down the next chapter.

But there is some bad news, this story will go on Hiatus from now to August 10. I'm going on vacation… Again.

But I will be back, see you then!

FlippedoutKyrii.