Where Do We Go From Here||Curse of Song (pt1)

Chapter Summary: Jack pisses off the Spirit of Music. When will he learn not to randomly freeze people to the ground?
Sonfic? Basically an intro into the arc (because all my other arcs are taking forever for my lazy butt to write) and I'm reeeeeally sorry about the lack of updates.
Other segments will have songs, this one doesn't (because, y'know, intro).

Chapter Rating: This one, K. Will update the rating in later chapters because of cuss words in song lyrics.


Disclaimer: I don't own RotG or any songs used in this arc.


"Get back here, Jack!" a pair of twins yelled frighteningly. "Unfreeze us!"

"Sorry, no can-do girls!" Jack called teasingly as he walked backwards. "I have to get to North's place, there's a meeting that I absolutely can't miss! Have fun without me!"

"Oh no you don't-" the blue-eyed one growled.

"You're not going anywhere," the orange-eyed one finished.

"We've got a-"

"Little surprise for you."

"Don't leave yet-"

"We haven't given you our present!" They cried, alternating with each half-sentence. The blue one started each one, orange finished.

"Jackson Frost-"

"From days of yore-"

"Trapped us here-"

"Without our core!"

"You don't talk about your feelings-"

"Our punishment might send you reeling!"

Jack stumbled back in shock as the twins' hair started floating and their eyed glowed, tripping over a tree and landing flat on his back painfully.

"Cures short and curses long, cast over thee the curse of song!" they yelled to the heavens in unison, holding their arms up. The sky thundered once without any lightning nor clouds and then the freaky teens went back to normal.

"And dance," one added. "It didn't rhyme so we didn't say it-"

"But it sorta goes along with, like a given, y'know?" the other explained.

"There you go!" Blue chirped cheerfully.

"Have fun without us!" Orange mocked.

"Don't you have a meeting to go to?" They cackled together as Jack flew away desperately.

"Weirdos," he muttered, shaking his head. "They seriously need to get a life." He ignored the feeling in his gut that screamed something was horribly wrong with him and instead flew straight to the North Pole, but no matter what he tried he simply couldn't rid himself of the sensation of thousands of creepy bugs crawling all over him.

Must be a side effect of that 'curse', he thought skeptically. What the heck does a curse of song mean anyway?


A/N:
Tsk tsk Jack, when will you learn? Basically an arc that I can use my favorite songs in. Some will be funny, others serious. Some will be rated T because I listen to some, uh, un-classy music? Is that how you phrase it? Well, some (most) of my music has cuss words in it, so, um, don't read those if you don't read T stuff.
I kind of had a dream, and I was listening to Panic! At the Disco while I was sleeping and it wound up with Jack hiding in Antarctica singing breakup songs and then Pitch shows up while he's singing Nicotine by P!AtD and he's trying to stop but the curse won't let him and Pitch is just kind of standing there with a deadpan stare... and then it's all really awkward and funny and then Jack winds up singing Gwen Stefani songs randomly in the middle of a Guardian meeting. Yeah, it was a weird dream.
Um, the girls, Orange and Blue? Another OC, the Spirit of Music. They change to suit the different genres of music and are two parts of this one girl named Muzyka Mousiki who is like the supreme music-lady. She's not very important except that she casts the curse.
Sorry it's so short, I'm working on my other arcs, see ya'!
This is Cat Lunanoff, over and out! *mock salute*