The heroes trudged their way up the steps.

"How much longer!?" I complained. "We've been climbing off screen for like ten seconds!"

"Right now." Said Harry as he opened a door. "It was of course off screen. If FlippedoutKyrii described it everyone would just leave as there wouldn't be many jokes. And it would just be the same description over and over again."

"And not to mention a snap at a celebrity that acted stupid recently." Put in Donna.

"I am Hardlee geeting anyee Moore lines!" Howled Arnold in frustration.

"Yeah I've noticed that too." Said Donna. "Apparently Kyrii's getting tired of writing your dialogue. And it is also part of the Parody Fanfic or web comic where the creator pokes fun at himself."

"Really?" asked Trisha Curiously. "You mean he would actually sink that low?"

"Not really, everyone does it. But he usually just smashes his head against the way until he either passes out or breaks through into his sister's room."

"Well that's kinda sad."

"Well, life is sad."

The heroes entered the room, but Harry stayed where he stood.

"Are you coming?" Asked Ben.

"Are you kidding me?" Snapped Harry. "This whole thing is retarded and gay. You guys can go die over a case of coke." Harry then turned around and went back where he came from. But immediately went back up and down another hall. "Screw that I'm taking an elevator." The heroes thought for a second, confused.

"OH YEAH!! THE COKE!! I cried.

"Yeah I've been loosing my focus on what we were doing this for." Said Donna, looking down at her feet. After the realization, the group bypassed the waiting room and entered the office, which was completely empty.

"Why do all the bad guys run!?" Exclaimed Todd. "What is this? The return of Doctor sloth?"

"Yeah… well…" Stammered Donna. "We never actually got around to doing that…" Donna was cut off by the cracking of the intercom.

"Well… well… well…" Repeated D.D's voice. "It appears you knew perfectly well that the elevator was rigged with ten pounds of your banned plushies that tend to explode when you sing the Canadian national anthem in German Backwards."

"Hey we didn't actually think someone would do something-"

"Silence!" Barked D.D. "Jeez! We aren't gonna go anywhere if you keep interrupting your enemies! It's not only rude, it's insulting!"

"We didn't know that."

"OF COURSE YOU DON'T!! Your just too busy with your friggin Neopet's website to notice that your pissing off more than your customers and fans! I mean common! Neobucks? You have to pay thirty dollars to get three grand? COME ON!!"

"We didn't come here to be criticized!" I Yelled. "Although I think we kinda deserve it… WHERE THE HELL IS OUR COKE!!?"

"Oh the coke?" D.D. Paused. "Oh! It's up here! With me! You know… I wouldn't just leave it down there where you can just take it and leave…"

"Where are you now!?" Demanded Ben, just as impatient as the rest.

"I'm on the roof! If you want your coke back, you must follow me up the completely unnecessarily placed staircase in order to meet me."

"Why do you have a staircase in your office?" Trisha asked.

"It sounded like a nice idea at the time, I think it was a complete waste of charity funds."

"Yeah, FOX is pretty evil."

"I don't know about you guys." I said. "But I'm getting very tired of walking up and down and all over the city just because the bad guy is either too wimpy or lazy to actually fight us until we meet in a final showdown."

"Hey there's a bowl of slim jims over there!" Donna pointed in delight.

"REALLY!!?"

"Oh man you guys better not be touching my slim jims down there!" Howled D.D. in anger.

"Oh we totally are!" Screamed Trisha. The heroes gorged themselves.

"OH THAT IS IT!! YOU GUY'S ARE F---ING DEAD!!" D.D. howled again.

"Yeah we get that a lot."

"You come up here right now and it will end quickly!"

"You know we would just kick your butt, because in every single-"

"SILENCE!!"

"You know that doesn't actually get us to be quiet-"

"OH you know what!? Screw this! Take your time!" The intercom crackled as it turned off.

"Well, it appears that our coke is very close! Finally we can end this stupid story and do something better with our time!"

"Well…" I started. "It looks like-"

WILL THE HEROES GET THEIR COKE BACK?

"HOLD ON!! I wasn't finished!"

WHO IS THIS EVIL D.D?

"CAN YOU LET ME FINSIH!!?"

WHEN WILL CHRISTMAS COME THIS WAY?

"THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE-"

WHEN WILL THIS STUPID STORY END?

"I DON'T KNOW!! MAYBE IF YOU JUST LET US MEET D.D-"

TUNE IN NEXT EPISODE!!

"AW MAN!! IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THREE WEEKS!!"