This is deticated to Teale (aka Arwen's reincarnation.. really, she is!) who always calls Kurama a hermaphrodite. Grrrr…
#2 The Very Secret Diary of Shuiichi Minamino (aka Kurama!)
Day 1:
Met strange guy named Hiei. Dunno what he was doing here, but he tried to kill me. (sniffle) WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME??
Day 3:
Hiei now back to full health. He's actually being nice for once!
Day 27:
sigh Should've known. Hiei said something about raiding King Yemma's fridge… Honestly, he needs to focus his energies on hearing rather than sight, as he can't even seem to understand half the things I tell him!
Day 28:
Hiei seriously needs to stop and listen for once. I said we'd steal the Artifacts of Darkness from the King's Vault, not the Artifacts of Pleasure from thePleasure Chest! Do Darkness', Vault' and Pleasure' even sound remotely similar? Right, didn't think so! … Well, maybe in Icelandic…
Day 30:
I swear, Hiei's gotten to be such a snobby know-it-all lately. Hah! Just because he got laid and I didn't. (grumble) I'm betting it was a hooker. Have decided to leave the team and wreck havoc on the city! (sarcasm) Oh, but wait! I can't do that now because HIEI STOLE A FUCKING VANITY MIRROR INSTEAD OF THE FORLORN HOPE!!! Still, was kinda reluctant to leave… Hiei made a huge scene, crying and saying things like No, Kurama! You can't leave, not after all we've been through together!' Then the Yusuke-kid showed up and ruined the moment. Damnit!
Day 31:
Goki bit the dust. Ha ha baka yarou couldn't stop trying to seduce the Yusuke-kid and ended up with a log stuck in his ass.
Day 32:
Ok, I can't begin to imagine why Yusuke wants the Vanity Mirror! Don't even know why I still have it, but you never know. Might come in handy. Maybe Hiei will come after it.
Day 33:
Hmm, well, the Yusuke-kid wrecked my scheme. He came instead of Hiei, so I had to make up a quick lie about my mother dying. Little does he know, I caused her disease for just this purpose…
Day 34:
Have made another plan to get Hiei back. The envy trick always works.
Later…
Hah! It DID work! You should've seen the look on Hiei's face when I kissed Yusuke!! Hahahahahaha! Will have that little fire demon back in no time!
Day 36:
Have been put in jail, shared a cell with Hiei, let out, and we STILL didn't make up yet! Oh well, will wreck havoc on the garden store again for a lark.
Day 39:
Hmm, the flying baby said that Hiei and I have a babysitting job to do… oh, wait, I mean we have to help the Yusuke-kid and his butt-ugly friend kill a bunch of monsters… don't exactly see any difference there.
Day 40:
Met up with the Yusuke-kid again, and his ugly friend… Kuwabara, I believe? Hiei showing off again. (sigh) Considered apologizing, but reconsidered when Hiei pretended to abandon us.
Day 41:
Hmm, Kuwabara's acting rather peculiar around me. Maybe he doesn't like demons. He's probably trying to scare me away by talking about all his weapons, like his Spirit Sword, for example. He keeps making threats like 'you wanna see how big my spirit sword is?' Told him I'd pass. Though I could easily kill him, I would prefer not going back to jail just yet. Oh well, Hiei will kill him if he tries anything.
Day 42:
I think Genbu's a necrophilliac. He said something about killing us so he could screw us, then got all horny when I used my rose whip. Heh, always works on the idiots. He came right out and got cut into pieces. On the minus, he could regenerate, but I replaced his head and his (ahem) lower regions. Hah! Very funny. It's just a little thing I like to call REVENGE! Kuwabara very impressed. Maybe he'll stop threatening me?
Day 43:
Kuwabara killed Byyako's creatures. Was the only one to compliment him, as I am probably the only one he wishes was dead. He blushed and giggled, then strutted up to Byyako and killed him. Hmm, can't imagine what strange force would've inflated his head like that.
Later
Um, I guess Byyako's NOT dead. Kuwabara went off to fight again, but slipped on the pillar as I wished him luck. He's probably angry that I broke his concentration. Maybe I'll just be quiet. Then he began stripping, but Byyako was obviously disgusted and tried to disintegrate him by screaming. Am very grateful, but sadly, only the clothes were lost… yuk.
Day 44:
Went through a door without any casualties, except for the one where Kuwabara tried to body slam me when he supposedly saw a mouse. Landed in a rather interesting position. Kuwabara then removed rather forcibly by Hiei, who shouted 'He's MINE, got that, baka? Find someone else!' Couldn't stop blushing until we found where Seiriyu was…
Later
It is official, Hiei and I are back together. It's been 14 days since we broke up; our record of fighting! I don't even remember what we were fighting over! Oh, Hiei completely diced Seiriyu, but I bet you all saw that one coming!
