A/N: So in this chapter there will be some plot build up (aaaccctiiioooonn). Also in this fanfiction Al is still the suit of armor, just for plot purposes you know. :) By the way, thanks to all the reviews, but if it's not too mush to ask, can ya'll review a bit more? I mean I don't want to sound needy or nothing, I just like getting reviews. Anyhoo, onto the story.

Edward Elric skidded into Roy's office. "Hey, Colonel Bastard!"

Roy looked up from his papers and groaned. "What, Fullmetal."

"Is it true the Lieutenant is pregnant?" He asked the colonel.

"Yes, why?" Just then a giant suit of armor stepped through Roy's door. He smiled. "Good to see you Alphonse."

"I apologize for Edward Colonel. We've just heard some rumors and..." Alphonse bowed.

"Don't worry about it Alphonse." Riza appeared behind the two. She walked towards Roy's desk and set a stack of papers down. "I have more case files, sir." She bent down and kissed Roy's cheek. A faint blush danced across his cheeks.

"Ew-w-w.." Ed grew bright red.

"What? Never been kissed you little shrimp?" Roy shot back at him.

"NO, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!" Ed huffed.

Riza chuckled. "How are you Alphonse?"

"I am great, 1st Lieutenant." They carried on their conversation as Roy and Edward were firing insults at each other, each one getting more stupid by the minute.

Unknown P.o.v.

"Are you sure this is going according to plan?" A long blond haired old man asked a woman with long dark hair.

"Yes, Hoenhiem. Every one of those pathetic humans are falling into our traps." The woman chuckled.

"It better be, Lust. I want that boy back and possibly the man. The Flame Alchemist."

A/N: Oh dearie, a cliff hanger? :) Sorry about that. (not) It's going to get a lot more action packed as the chapter progress, but I promise it won't make you bawl too much. See ya!

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