"What's going on here, Kendall?" Etta asked and he sighed as she walked in and he closed the door. She saw a bottle of vodka sitting on the table wondering where it came from.
"You know…for a psychology major, you're pretty fucking stupid." he said and Etta looked confused and angry. "You don't know an alter when you see one?"
"Wait, Kendall has dissociative identity disorder?" Etta asked and Keith nodded. "And you're one of his alters…" she said and he nodded slowly.
"Whoa, a hot bitch like you is smart after all. You must have just learned about it, today." he said and Etta glared at him. This alter must be an angrier and meaner version of Kendall. She chose to ignore the rudeness.
"No, I learned about that last year…Anyway, he didn't he say anything to me about it. I wonder why…" she said out loud to herself.
"He doesn't know I exist. He just thinks he's sick or something. Such a dumbass…"
"He is sick, asshole…Ugh, how many alters does he have?"
"Me…and another one I know of…He's very limited in his alter production. So, are we gonna fuck or what?" Keith said Etta looked at him as if she would hit him. "C'mon…don't be like that. You've been throwing yourself at him all day. Teasing him and shit." he said as he walked towards her until her back was against the wall.
"Okay, you need to back the fuck up, Keith." she said as she pointed her finger in his face and he smirked as he pushed her hand away and pressed his body against her. "I will kick you in the fucking balls is you don't back up…" she said as she raise her knee.
"Okay, okay…you're such a bitch…" he said as he sat at the small table and opened the bottle of vodka. "Want some?"
"No…how'd you even get that fucking bottle, anyway?"
"Fake I.D." he said as he poured himself a shot and she rushed over to smack it out of his hand. "What the fuck are you doing?! I needed that fucking shot!"
"Boo hoo…when did this happen? When did he create you?"
"You're the fucking psych major…you fucking figure it out."
"Fuck you…" she said as she tried to think, but Kendall…er…Keith was feeling her up. She smacked his hand as he tried to squeeze her ass. "A year ago…?" she trailed off.
"Bingo. Now, can I pour the damn shot?"
"No…" Etta said as she massaged her temples. She had to tell somebody. She had to tell Kelly. He wouldn't like it, but she knew she had to.
"What are you doing?" he asked as he saw her reaching for her phone.
"I'm calling someone…" she said and he grabbed her phone. "What the…give me my phone!" she said as she struggled to get her phone.
"I don't think so. Just let this happen." he said a he wrapped his arm around her and she backed away from him. "Quit being such a fucking tease!" he shouted and there was a knock on his door. He sighed as he threw her to the bed and answered the door. Logan was standing there.
"Hey…is everything okay in here? I heard yelling and…" he said as he looked over his shoulder and saw Etta sitting on her bed. "Oh…"
"Yeah, everything's cool. We were sorta making out…don't tell Kelly, okay?" Keith said pretending to be Kendall. Suddenly, Etta jumped up from the bed and pulled him out of the way.
"Actually, it's not cool…get Kelly." she said, but Keith pulled her behind him.
"She's just kidding." he said and Logan looked confused as to what was going on. "Really, it's cool. Just go back to your room." he said and Etta stepped on his foot. "Ow…you bitch!" he yelled out and Logan was alarmed at what he had called Etta.
"Kendall…?" Logan said as James and Carlos appeared behind him. They were becoming aware of what was happening, though they were still confused.
"Get Kelly…" Etta said and Carlos ran down the hall to Kelly's room.
"Great…get the whole fucking city while you're at it…" Keith said and they looked at him as if he was crazy. They weren't sure why Kendall was acting like this.
"What's going on?" James asked as he saw him roll his eyes in annoyance.
"Okay, why did you guys interrupt me during my nap?" Kelly asked as she went into Kendall's room. "This shit better be good." she said before she looked at the guys' faces. "Etta? What's going on?" she asked and Keith spoke up.
"Go ahead and tell the little idiots…" he said and Kelly looked shocked. She looked as if she was about to go off on him, but Etta stopped her.
"He has dissociative identity disorder!" she blurted out and Kelly looked shocked while the guys were a bit confused. "Or split personality…" she said hoping it would make things clearer. "I can't explain everything…just watch him. His alter personality, Keith, is out…" she said as she turned towards him and he looked annoyed. "Kelly…" she said as she nodded towards the hallway and Kelly followed her out. The guys were watching Keith with caution. They weren't sure if he was extremely violent or not.
"Really, guys? What the fuck are you staring at?" Keith said as he sat down at the small table. He was looking for the bottle of vodka and couldn't find it. He really needed a drink.
"Dude…how long?" James asked and Keith let out an annoyed sigh.
"Like you care, dip shit. I've been here nearly a year and you fuckers are too fucking stupid to see it." he said as he banged on the table. "What the fuck did you to with the bottle, bitch?!" he yelled towards the hallway and Etta stormed inside.
"Call me a bitch one more time, Keith…" she warned. "and I will break your legs. Like he said, Kelly," Etta said continuing the conversation they were having in the hallway. "He's been like this for nearly a year. That's when he found out about his father, right?"
"Yeah…shit! Shit, shit, shit! This can not happen, now. This can't…how come we didn't see this before?" Kelly asked and Etta glared at Keith knowing he would have something smart to say. "I have got to call his mother…"
"I don't want to talk to that lying cunt…" he said and Etta rolled her eyes. This alter was one mean bastard. "She can burn in hell for all I care."
"Kendall…" Kelly said and he let out a frustrated yell.
"Don't call me that, you bitch! Don't you have some ass kissing to do? I'm sure that tub of lard ass, Gustavo is missing his favorite puppy…"
"Kendall…Keith…whatever…" Logan said getting upset that he was being mean to Kelly and Etta. "Knock it off." he said and Keith laughed.
"What the fuck are you going to do about it? Short little shit…" he said and James and Carlos had to restrain Logan from hitting him.
"Enough, asshole!" Etta said and Keith looked at her with an amused face. "I'll be glad when Kendall comes back. You're going to get his ass kicked…"
"Just wait awhile…I'm sure your boyfriend will come back eventually. But keep in mind, I'll be back and there isn't shit you can do about it." Keith said with a cocky laugh.
