Sam: Hey guys! It's Danny and Sam here! We're just going to give you the basic Summary/Epilogue Thing!
Danny: Sam, you don't even know what it's called. Why do you get to introduce it?
Sam: Do you know what it's called?
Danny: ...
Sam: That's what I thought. Anyway! Let's start with Day 1, shall we?
Danny: Roll Film!
Sam: Idiot! There's no film!
Tucker: Hey, yo! I'm here for the first day!
Danny: Hey, Tuck! Thanks for coming! Anyways, Day 1 was Monday, February 3rd. This was when the mysterious vase first appeared with the first rose. Sam found a Dumpty Humpty t-shirt in her locker, and I started opening doors for her!
Sam: Day 1 was also when Tucker first winked at Danny. Really, this was because he was in on it!
Tucker: You bet I was!
Danny: Yeah! So that's the summary of Day 1!
Sam: Day 2!
Danny: So Sam got another rose, a card, and the newest Dumpty Humpty CD. A black ribbon also appeared on the vase!
Sam: Day 2 was also when Danny started carrying my books! Now, why did the ribbon appear?
Danny: Well, to make everything all the more complicated like an evil plot from our favorite fruitloop-
Vlad: I. AM. NOT. A. FRUIT. LOOP.
Danny: Suuuurrreee. Anyway, to make things even more crazy (fruitloop) I added more than one thing everyday: a new decoration to the vase; another rose; a gift on the table; a gift in the locker; and something I did with or for her each day.
Sam: And I loved all of it!
Danny: Of course you did, babe.
Sam: Don't call me that.
Danny: Okay! Well, then we get to Day 3!
Jazz: Day 3 is where I come in!
Sam: Right! On Day 3, or Wednesday, sparkles appeared in the vase. Danny, how did you do that?
Danny: I just turned the vase intangible while throwing confetti at it. I was pretty fun, actually.
Sam: Nice! I also got the third rose, the box of chocolates, and the vegan cook book. I've been meaning to ask, where did you get those chocolates?
Danny: It was kind of obvious that I made the box-
Sam/ Jazz: Yeah...
Danny: Hey! Anyway, I flew to Switzerland to buy some chocolates from the airport.
Sam: Sweet! Thanks!
Jazz: Danny also brought you to our house on Day 3.
Sam: True! That's when you winked at him!
Jazz: Indeed!
Danny: Indeed?
Jazz: Don't judge me!
Sam: That's my line! Okay, back to the summaries!
Jazz: Okay! So, I winked at him cause I knew that he was Secret Admirer Man.
Sam: Really? Cool! Onward to Day 4!
Danny: Onward?
Sam: Jazz got to say 'Indeed!'
Danny: Fair enough. Anyway, on Day 4, Sam got another rose, a stuffed spider, an origami book, and breakfast!
Sam: You also filled the vase with heart shaped ice cubes.
Danny: Oh yeah!
Sam: I liked the ice cubes a lot because they didn't melt.
Danny: Well, they were made with ghostly ice...
Sam: Cool!
Danny: That was cheesy.
Sam: I know. Back to the epilogue!
Danny: Day 5! Friday, February 7th! Sam found: the ring of leaves around the roses-
Sam: (pocket full of posies)
Danny: -; another rose; a bag of gummy bats; a black pencil box filled with new colored pencils; and notes on her desk in every class.
Sam: You forgot about !
: I'm disappointed, ! I gave you one of the legendary winks!
Danny: Yeah, yeah. You were in on it too.
Sam: Really?
Danny: Yes, I went to all of the teachers before class and told them what I was doing. Only had to go and make it super obvious.
: All I said was 'Good morning.'
Sam: Whatever. Day 6!
Danny: Day 6! The night of the formal dinner!
Sam: The heart shaped doily appeared beneath the vase.
Danny: You got a new rose.
Sam: A dark poetry book.
Danny: And the purple mini locker with the new headphones!
Sam: That was night that you started pulling my chair out for me!
Danny: That I did.
Sam: Alright! On to Day 7!
Danny: Sunday!
Sam: Yes! That was the day that yellow rose petals were scattered around the vase for decoration! What do yellow roses mean?
Danny: Joy!
Sam: Nice! There was also the seventh rose, a romantic poem, and the Danny doll.
Danny: I thought that you would figure out who was giving you the gifts!
Sam: It didn't work! I just got freaked out!
Danny: I said I was sorry!
Sam: You should be!
Danny: Anyway, that was also the night we danced!
Sam: I hardly remember that...
Danny: You were pretty tired. You thought I used magic to turn on the music.
Sam: No, you tried to convince me that it was magic.
Danny: This is true. Day 8!
Paulina: February 10th!
Dash: It was Monday.
Danny/Sam: What are YOU doing here?
Paulina: We're part of the story too.
Danny: But you really didn't do anything!
Sam: You just fought in the background!
Dash: We were supposed to make you see that Danny was your secret admirer by pointing out how much of a man he was being.
Danny: You did a terrible job.
Sam: Yeah, who even told you to do that?
Dash: The author? Duh.
Sam: Well. He's crazy, and we're off topic. Day 8 summary!
Danny: You got the eighth rose, the black choker, and the purple lace tank top.
Sam: That was also when the sparkly heart stickers appeared on the vase and my locker got organized!
Danny: Correct! Day 9!
Sam: That was when Romance Central got a lavender-colored table cloth. How did you put it on there without moving anything?
Danny: Oh I moved stuff. There was a pencil on your floor, so I stood behind that and took a picture of the table. Then I took everything off, put the table cloth on, and used the picture to put everything back in its place. It took me hours.
Sam: That's cheating.
Danny: I'm sorry?
Sam: You should be-
Danny: Hey!
Sam: -I got my ninth rose, a new Fenton Wrist-ray, and the pack of spider barrettes. Danny took me out for a midnight flight, and I almost didn't want to go to sleep again!
Danny: Almost.
Sam: That's my line! Yeah, Day 10!
Danny: Wednesday, February 12th! I placed a black lace square over the table cloth and gave you another rose, an origami heart, the black skirt, and a spa coupon.
Sam: That spa coupon was awesome. I'm definitely going there again.
Danny: I thought you didn't like mainstream stuff.
Sam: It's mainstream to breath but I still do it.
Danny: Point taken. Day 11!
Sam: Valentine's Day Eve! I received my eleventh rose, the pair of spider earrings, and a tube of red lipstick.
Danny: Don't forget the lavender-scented candles to decorate the table.
Sam: Yeah, those were great. But what I loved most was the dinner. We must have talked for a good three hours.
Danny: And I thought I knew everything about you. You still mystify me.
Sam: How sweet! Don't go all mushy on me now, lover boy. We still need to finish the summaries.
Danny: Si. On Valentine's Day, I was the decoration at Romance Central. The roses then totaled a dozen, and I gave you an ice ring.
Sam: It's beautiful, Danny.
Danny: Just like my sweetheart. This was also the date of our first official kiss.
Sam: True. Oh! We forgot something!
Danny: What?!
Sam: On Day 7! The night of the dance, Sunday, February 9th! That morning, you fixed my alarm clock so that it played classical music.
Danny: This is also true. I think that's it.
Sam: Yeah. Well, thanks for reading!
Danny: We can't wait to see you again.
Sam: Idiot! We won't see them until after our next adventure to summarize!
Danny: I know!
Sam: That could be years from now!
Danny: So? I can't wait!
Sam: You're hopeless.
Danny: Ugh. Boys?
Sam: That's my line!
Danny: Ow! You don't have to hit me! Wait! No! Not the boot! Not the boot!
Sam: Thanks for reading, and see you next time!
Danny: HELP ME!
THE END
