Chapter 2- My Little Brother Can't Be This Sexy!

( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙

I sat down in my seat next to Nanase-kun. My butt was a little bit sore from taking a shit.

I took a sneaky glance at Nanase-kun as he slumbered on. He was so kawaii! Wait did I actually think that...? That's so embarrassing. I was blushing so much, everyone in class noticed.

Finally school ended and I headed home with my new nakama. The nicest one by far had the same name as my best friend from my old school, Sakura-chan. Actually they both looked exactly the same also. They both had rainbow hair which spewed sparkles like a septic tank!

Today I was heading home to meet my Okaa-san's fiancée and his son. I couldn't wait to meet them. I hoped we could be awesome friends!

As I made my way home I said goodbye to Sakura-chan and skipped the rest of the way. I was so excited! I opened the door and walked inside.

"Tadaima!" I yelled, as I put my shoes by the door. I heard a voice respond from the kitchen.

"Okairin, Rin. Come inside and meet your new family!"

I strode inside and my okaa-san was smiling at me. Next to her was a white middle-aged man with a generic face and a little bit of stubble, like all those American game protagonists. He was the president of the local helicopter my eyes locked with his son. An extreme close-up of my face followed. The panels spanned and zoomed into his face, as hot and mysterious as always.

It was Nanase-kun! I was going to be Nanase-kun's older brother!

( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙

I was super nervous, and fidgeting more than usual. A few days had passed in awkwardness. Nanase-kun seemed content ignoring me, but I wanted to be closer to him!

We had flew on our helicopter to school and landed on the roof. Our school actually didn't allow access to the roof, but no one seemed to notice our sleek Sikorsky CH-54 Tarhe helicopter as it descended gracely from the sky. Its twin-engine motors purred as it came to a halt, and its perfectly molded chassis could hold as many nuclear bombs as necessary, just in case.

I didn't know what to do so I confided in my best-friend, Sakura-chan. She looked at me when I told her my confuzzled feelings.

"Well obviously you're in love!" She proclaimed loudly. Unbeknowest to her, Sousuke, a friend from my old school was behind her.

I blushed, wondering why Sousuke was her. "Sousuke, why are you here?"

Sousuke looked at me, he replyed in a deep macho voice "I transferred here for you, Rin-chan"

My face got really red when he said my name. He used my first name! Sakura-chan was leaning on my desk and looked skeptically at Sousuke.

"Nice to meet you Sasuke-kun." But her face looked like she was anything but pleased.

Sousuke looked uncomfortable, "My name is Sousuke..."

"Sasaki-kun"

"Sousuke"

"Satsuki-kun"

"...Sousuke?"

"Ahh sorry Sadako-kun"

"You know what, never mind." Sousuke had already given up.

Sakura-chan smiled, her fangs showing, "Okay Sachiko-kun!"

I thought Sousuke looked slightly awkward, so I asked him why don't we leave, "Why don't we leave Sousuke-kun"

Sousuke sweat-dropped and replied, "Yes let's go. By the way I'm in your class, Rin-chan." He smiled with masculine bravado.

I grinned back, with my signature shark teeth. It was so nice to have another friend with me!

"Hey Rin-chan, can I come over to your house...?" Sousuke said, his eyes glinted.

I, as ignorant and sweet as ever, didn't notice and smiled in reply. "Of course Sousuke-kun. You're my friend!" My head tilted slightly to the side, and a soft giggle left my lips.

Sousuke's face flushed a bright vermillion shade, and he moved his hand to cover it up. I happily skipped alongside him as we made our way to my house.

( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙

Sousuke and I had arrived home and eaten a snack together. We ate the leftover chicken strips from the night before. For some reason our freezer always had a large supply of tasty breaded-chicken deliciousness.

After our light snack we went upstairs to my room. My bed had a large purple fluffy comforter and I curled up in it. Sousuke sat down next to my bed. I twisted around to face him.

"So what do you wanna do?" I asked, still cacooned in the squishy comforter like a Swadloon.

Sousuke desu blushed and averted his eyes away. "I just wanted to spend time with you Rin-chan..." He glanced back at me.

"Sure! Let's play a game!" I took out Monopoly and set it up. We played Monopoly until literally forever, when Sousuke said he had to go.

( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙

After dinner, I had gone upstairs, showered, and went to bed. Little did I know I was in for a big surprise that night.

Around 3 A.M. I had awoken with the incessant urge to go to the bathroom. Fueled by an overpowering need to release my bladder, I had hastened to the bathroom only to find it occupied.

Typically, I would have gone to the downstairs bathroom, seeing as the upstairs one was occupied. However, my indomitable renal system forced my hand. I ripped open the door and leapt in but was stunned by the sight I saw.

There, in what appeared to be a transient span of time, was Nanase-kun. He stood, stark naked under the showerhead. Water poured over his rippling pelvis, but that is not what had caught my attention. What I saw was forever etched into my mind...

I ran out. Somehow, such a shock had eased my bladder and I found the strength to go to the bathroom downstairs. I breathed a sigh of relief, I don't think Nanase-kun had seen me...

( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙( ゚∀゚)ノ゙

That night I lay in bed, my mind racing with turmulous images.

Why couldn't I get rid of these troublesome thoughts! Why does the memory of Nanase-kun, his masculine angles accentuated perfectly in all the right places as he basks in the glow of chicken strips in the bath, plague me so?

The sight I had seen, that had so dramatically changed me... Seeing those chicken strips... Seeing their breaded crust covering his body.

I had found out my little brother's secret. Nanase-kun had a chicken strip fetish!


OMG I worked super de duper hard on this. If you haven't noticed yet (lol) I am basing this a bit off of the somewhat ok show OreImo. I wanted Kuroneko x Kirino! The brother was wayyyy too annoying. Anyways, I hope you like the story desu XD.

Seiko-chan- ! OMG! Arigato gosaimashita, hontou ureshii! But, the taking a crap part was COMPLETELY necessary, in fact I think it was the highlight of that sugoi chapter. Asswiping has a certain appeal to it, ne?