Disclaimer: I only own the plot; Megan belongs to my sister and I definitely don't own Naruto.

Chapter 10: Truth or Dare?

"Go away. You don't interest me at the moment."

~Uchiha Itachi~

"Hey, hot stuff!" Megan called to Kisame, and then proceeded to trip over her own feet and land in his lap. Megan turned bright red, but true to her impulses, grinned and acted like it was supposed to happen. She wriggled her eyebrows at the shark-man, face devoid of her usual mask.

Kisame burst into laughter just as Tobi came in, and caused Megan to freeze. Tobi himself paused, but then turned back to his normal cheerful self.

The Juubi chuckled. He is jealous, it seems.

Megan was still frozen in place when Pain's voice sounded in her head. "Akatsuki, gather in the living area."

When they were all there, Konan came forward and announced, "We are all going to play Truth or Dare. Many of us have been bored since there haven't been many missions lately and I'm hoping this will keep the base from being destroyed. So, we are all playing."

They all sat down in a circle (except for Zetsu, who was doing espionage) and Pain started by spinning the bottle. It landed on Konan. "Truth or dare?" Pain asked.

Konan thought about it, and then said, "Truth."

"What's your favorite color?" Pain asked.

Hidan exploded. "You damn pussies. What the fuck kind of question is that?"

Pain rose up, a dark look in his eyes. "What did you say? I believe I heard you wrong."

Megan recognized that this was about to get bad, really fast. She covered Hidan's mouth and then grinned at Tobi, who was sitting to Pain's left. "It's your turn, Tobi," she said as Pain choose to leave to do leader-y things.

Tobi spun the bottle and landed on Kisame. "Truth or dare, Kisame-senpai?" Tobi chirped.

Kisame smirked. "Dare."

Tobi hummed and then said, "Tobi dares Kisame-sempai to kiss Deidara-sempai's hand."

Now, Deidara exploded. Not literally, of course. "Shark-boy is not molesting my hand!"

"Don't be a 'pussy' as Hidan said, Deidara. It is just a dare," Sasori said, watching, bored, with his hand propping up his head.

Kisame looked like he was going to be sick, but he leaned forward and kissed Deidara's hand. He then ran off to the kitchen to wash his mouth out with soap.

Megan was on the floor laughing as Tobi handed her the bottle. She spun it, and then grinned evilly when it landed on Itachi. "Hmm… Truth or dare, Itachi?"

"Dare," Itachi answered, his face blank.

If possible, Megan's smirk became even eviler. She leaned forward and whispered in the Uchiha's ear what his dare was. He then left, to presumably finish the dare.

"He might be a while," Megan said, as she passed the bottle to Deidara.

"What did you dare him to do?" Kakuzu asked, his hair still slightly orange from Megan's last prank.

"You'll see," Megan practically sang as Deidara spun the bottle.

The blonde man grinned gleefully when it landed on Tobi. "Truth or dare?"

"Tobi picks truth," the masked man replied.

"Seriously? That's a pussy choose," Hidan muttered. He was ignored.

"Alright then. What's under that mask of yours?" Deidara demanded, thinking that he had got Tobi.

"A face," Tobi answered.

"SERIOUSLY! THAT'S NOT A REAL ANSWER YOU ASSHOLE!" Deidara shouted as he lunged at Tobi. Sasori sighed as he restrained the blonde with his puppet strings. With the hand that was not being used to stop Deidara, he spun the bottle, which landed on Hidan.

"Truth or dare?" the puppeteer asked.

"Dare, of course, you dumbass Pinocchio," Hidan replied, smirking.

"I dare you to go a week without performing one of your sacrificial rituals."

Hidan paled with horror. He wasn't going to back down, but it was obvious that he hated the dare. It seems he's getting a little of his own medicine, the Juubi purred.

Hidan now had to spin the bottle, which landed on Tobi. Again. "Truth or dare, Lollipop?" Hidan asked, starting to smirk again.

"This time Tobi chooses dare."

"I dare you to…" Hidan trailed off as he thought about it.

"Make him take his mask off!" Deidara shouted.

Megan snorted. As Bobby said, 'shit's about to hit the fan'.

"Yeah, take your fucking mask off," Hidan dared, his smirk now back at the thought of tormenting one of the banes of his existence.

"Okay. Tobi will take his mask off." As the man did, Megan realized that he had cast a genjutsu so that they couldn't see his real face. Deidara may have thought that his scope could see through genjutsu, but without it, which he was, meant nothing. Itachi also wasn't there, too, so there was no one to see through it.

Megan laughed as the face that Tobi had choose to replace his was Itachi's, which caused Deidara to blanch with shock and Kakuzu to chuckle, who had obviously realized that it was a genjutsu but let him have his privacy. Sasori wasn't paying any attention, and Konan was laughing out right along with Hidan.

Itachi and Kisame came in at the same moment that Tobi put his mask back on. Everyone stared, even Megan, who had already known what he was doing. Itachi was wearing glittery fake eye lashes and bright red lip stick. He cleared his throat, and then said, true to the dare, "You touch my tralala."

He then sat down and glared at them all. "We will never speak of this again." Everyone nodded, not wanting to incur Itachi's wrath.

It was Kakuzu's turn now, and it had landed on Hidan. Of course, his partner chose dare, which ended up with this argument.

"I will not fucking touch Itachi's tralala!" Hidan shouted.

"Oh? I thought you were the one calling others pussies when they did baby dares or picked truth," Kakuzu said.

Hidan growled. "Fine then!"

Hidan stood up, and was walking towards Itachi when Itachi caught his eye, pulling him into a genjutsu. Megan didn't want to know what kind of torture he was in right then.

Kisame was cackling as he took the bottle and spun it- and landed on Megan. Megan didn't even let him ask the question, she just immediately said, "Dare."

"Okay. I dare you to act like Tobi for the rest of the day."

"NO!" Deidara shouted. "That's the worst dare I've ever heard!"

"Meggie's a good girl!" Megan chirped.

"And Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi said.

"Megan, please stop acting like a retard," Kakuzu stated.

"Moo," Megan replied.

Kisame was still laughing, and with Megan's reply it had just gotten worst. Itachi sighed as he spun the bottle, only to land on Sasori.

Sasori, just as impatient as Megan, said, "Truth."

"Your whole body is wooden. Does it truly make you immortal?" Itachi asked.

"It makes me immortal in the sense that I do not age, but I can be killed," Sasori replied.

"Boring," Hidan yawned, having come out of the genjutsu. Konan rolled her eyes at his antics, and spun the bottle. It landed on Kisame, who grinned, showing many pointed teeth.

"Truth or dare, Kisame?" asked the blue haired woman.

"Dare."

"I dare you to only reply to someone when they call you 'fish sticks'," Konan said, smirking just as evilly as Megan had.

Megan lunged at Kisame, shouting, "Fish sticks!" and then tried to eat him.

"Megan, please stop biting me," Kisame said.

Megan stopped biting him, but only long enough to say, "Moo."

You are truly acting retarded. I wonder how Obito can stand it.

It's fun, Megan replied. You're just missing your sense of fun. I suspect that Lee's eyebrows ate it, just like they ate Gaara's eyebrows.

Sometimes, I think you truly are retarded. Wait, I take that back. I think you're retarded all the time, the Juubi said.

Hush, you.

A/N: Hey you guys! I'm updating on Mondays for now on, even though I haven't come close to finishing this story. I'm just updating early this round. Also, I've decided to ask questions at the end of every chapter. You can answer them in a review, or even a pm if you want. :)

Question: Who's your favorite OC in this story?

My answer: I think it'd have to be Megan. She's just so funny to write as.