A/N: Last chapter, I forgot to mention several very important things. The first is that Narufan0001 has posted her story! The second is that I have a new poll out, and whoever the winner is will get their own little one shot to go with this story (It'll be a strange little AU). :) And I'm also really sorry for updating late!

Disclaimer: Megan is nightheart777's and the plot is mine, but Naruto is neither of ours.

Chapter 14: Babies and Bijus

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?"

~Hatake Kakashi~

You know, the chunin exams are coming up soon.

Yeah, I realize that. Great, let's just hope that my crazy sister doesn't get herself killed.

Orochimaru worries me, especially if he were to truly get a hold of the Sharigan, and be able to use it himself.

I agree. Kabuto is also a major threat, considering he works with Tobi towards the end.

The Sharigan users will kill him easily enough.

Megan frowned. Yeah, but I like Itachi and don't want him to die. Besides, it would make KK cry. Just like Obi dying would make me cry.

We'll somehow get around it then. Maybe once your sister gets her memories back she will kill Kabuto and Orochimaru.

We had an agreement, my sister and me. I would kill Kabuto, we would kill Orochimaru together, and Danzo was Caitlin's.

No comment.

Technically, that is a comment.

What are you going to do about the Jinchuriki?

Don't know yet. I've already saved one biju, though, so I have a head start on the Akatsuki.

x~x~x

Flash Back

The three tails is near here, Megan thought, more to herself than the Juubi.

Then go get it.

I was gonna do that, but I'm trying to figure out what to do.

You suck with seals, so I suggest using the Preta path, which can absorb chakra, even biju chakra, and put the biju inside a baby so that they can adjust.

What if I just absorbed the biju?

I would then absorb the three tails, so bye-bye three tails, then.

Okay, I get it. I'll go find a baby and hope this doesn't ruin his or her life.

x~x~x

Poor child, Megan thought to herself as she stared at the young baby boy in her arms. Nobody had wanted him, and called him a demon, just because he had two different colored eyes.

Both of the boy's eyes were blue, but one was lighter and the other darker. They had been about to kill him because they blamed Mizu's war on him. They needed someone to blame, but a baby? That was just crazy. Though, she supposed most people were crazy.

Megan knew that she couldn't take care of him; Tobi would see through her ruse in an instant. So, she would take him somewhere safe, or to someone safe.

It took her days to arrive there, but she had her own spies from when she wasn't in the Akatsuki. The woman with the pigtails was arguing with an easily recognizable silver haired man, who, strangely enough, had a pink haired child by his side.

"I can't train her! She's a kid! She shouldn't be choosing what to specialize in at this age! She's what, five?" Tsunade screamed.

"Eight," Sakura whispered.

Tsunade sighed. "It's not that much of a difference, kid. Besides, don't you have other medics that can teach her?"

"Yeah, but old man Hokage said that he wanted you to train her. And who am I to say no?" Jiraiya said, grinning at his old teammate.

Tsunade sighed. "I can't train the kid. I just can't."

Jiraiya frowned. "Look, Tsunade-hime, it's an order from the Hokage. You can't ignore it. It won't go away and I doubt that it will change. Hokage-sama is going to send someone every six months to see your new student's progress."

"I guess there's no helping it," Tsunade muttered.

Megan sighed as the old teammates used the rest of the day to drink, leaving Sakura and Shizune alone together. Shizune immediately had Sakura demonstrate several things to see how good her chakra control was. It seemed she was very impressed.

Finally, after a night of drinking, the silver haired man left. Megan could not go through with her plan yet because Tsunade was sleeping the morning away. Shizune woke her at three, so she decided that would be a good time to get it over with.

Megan caught up to the Slug Princess at her motel, and called out to her. "Tsunade-sama?"

The woman turned around, surprised. "Look, if you want a healing, you'll have to find someone else."

"No, a healing is not what I want. Daichi- I want you to take care of him."

"What! Why?" Tsunade demanded.

Megan smiled at her incredulousness. "He is a Jinchuriki. I happen to know that bad things are happening to Jinchurikis, or will happen. He needs someone that can hide him easily, but is strong enough to hold off one of the ninja that may come after him."

"What is he the Jinchuriki for?" Tsunade demanded.

"Sanbi," Megan replied.

Tsunade frowned. Megan could understand her struggle. She understood where Megan was coming from, but she didn't want to take care of another kid.

"Tsunade, you cannot tell anyone of his Jinchuriki status. There are more spies on your side than you think…"

"On my side?" Tsunade frowned. "Are you a part of the people that will start attacking Jinchurikis?!"

"Yes, I am. I do not agree with their views, however, so just think of me as a spy that was never officially recruited," Megan said, smirking. "And I really should be going, so…"

Tsunade watched as the girl calmly left the building after handing the baby to Tsunade. The baby screwed up his face and started screaming, not liking Tsunade very much. Tsunade just sighed as she left towards the nearest convenience store, hoping they weren't sold out of diapers and baby formula.

End Flash Back

Hmm, the Wave mission is happening now, Megan thought to herself as she watched the fight.

Great, you're gonna save them too, aren't you?

You know me so well.

Bijus and missing-nins. You have horrible taste in lost puppies.

Oh, hush you. Besides, I think this has gone on long enough, Megan thought as she place her mask upon her face. Her mask was much like a wolf ANBU mask. The right side was black, smirking with its eye partially closed. The left side was white, and frowned instead of smiled with its eye wide open.

She stepped into the mist, using the Preta path to disperse it. "Stop," she commanded in a chakra enhanced voice.

"What the hell?" Zabuza muttered.

"He's tricked you, you know. Gatou, that is. He's not planning on paying you, but that you all die here. Even if you don't, he's gather together most of his men to attack any survivors. If I were you, I'd team up to fight against them," Megan said, pretending to not really be interested in it.

They were all frozen, debating what to do. If what she said was true, it could mean the end for all of them. If she was lying, there would be hell to pay.

"Caitlin, check the little Uchiha's pulse. I think you'd be surprised to learn that stubborn Uchiha are very hard to kill, and most definitely don't lose to people like Haku," Megan stated.

Caitlin quietly followed her orders, her mouth gaping when she realized that her teammate was alive.

"He has a pulse," Caitlin's quiet voice called out, an unusually bright smile on her face.

Naruto cheered as the others waited, and minutes later, Gatou and his men showed up. "What are you doing?" Gatou demanded. "Do you want the money, or not?"

Almost appearing bored, Megan flicked a kunai at his head, so fast that no one noticed until blood spurted from his head, and he fell to the ground, dead.

"She killed Gatou," one of the men whispered with shock. Whispers and murmurs spread wildly throughout the crowd as many of the subordinates began to run. Megan flickered in front of them, waggling a finger at them as though they were merely bad children.

On the other side of the crowd, Zabuza ran forward, and began to fight the civilians that had worked under Gatou. Blood sprayed through the air as he swung his sword, causing even more to run towards Megan, who had taken out her two katanas, and had already stabbed her first victim. Some began to jump off the bridge in their terror. Megan used the Deva path to draw them back, right onto her sword. Soon, no civilian was left.

"That was ridiculously easy," Megan stated.

"Agreed," Zabuza said.

"Here," Megan said, tossing him a sack. "It's more than Gatou gave you, and more than enough for you to leave this country. I imagine that Mist would take you back, because you left because of the war. Of course, I could be wrong, but it's just a guess."

"It's a thought," Zabuza agreed. "But Mist constantly has civil war. I doubt a new Mizukage will change that."

"So where will you go?" Naruto asked.

Zabuza shrugged. "Anywhere, I suppose. We'll find some place to go to. Right, Haku?"

"Of course, Zabuza-san," Haku said with a whisper, surprised that his master would take him back even though Haku believed that he failed.

Megan smiled as she watched this, and appeared beside Naruto, ruffling his hair as she walked toward her sister. "Good luck, you guys. You're gonna need it." Then, she simply shunshined away, to leave them wondering who she was.

x~x~x

Back at the Akatsuki, everything was normal. Not. When is anything normal at the Akatsuki, especially with Megan around?

Kisame rummaged in the fridge, until finally, he found his prize, his favorite soda. As soon as he took a giant swig out of it, he spat it out.

"WHO THE HELL PISSED IN MY SODA?!"

Question: Who is your favorite hero?

My answer: My favorite hero is either Itachi or Clary Fray (from the Mortal Instruments Series).