Neil, Mitch, Connor and Shelsus walked down the school corridor talking about yesterday's science lesson. "No, you do not add hydrochloric acid to a mixture of hot sauce and potassium. You just add ketchup with hot sauce and lime water. That's how you make a fart chemical." babbled Connor. "Wait. Why would someone ever make a fart potion? Why is ketchup and hot sauce used in chemistry science?" complained Neil. "It just doesn't make sense and if you ask logic, even logic can't find an answer to my question. It seems like horse shit." Neil's face shows confusion. "Well, one does not question how science works my friends. I don't care if science doesn't make science. I mean science doesn't make sense." answered Mitch with the same smile stuck on his face like it has been glued on or something. Neil sniggered at the lame joke.

"Was that a joke? I don't get it," asked Connor and Mitch responded "Yup. Don't you get it? Science sounds like sense. So science does not make science. Get it? Laugh?" He explained. "It's not even funny. I don't know why do you even find it funny," asked Connor again. "Vmnn vph ff mm vvmmb," said Shelsus and SAM instantly said to the others "Shelsus says that it sounds like a joke," "See? Even it agrees with me," bragged Mitch. "Doesn't sound like a joke to me," said Connor with a frown. "Your glasses and height are a joke. How's that new joke guys?" Mitch mocked. It is true that Connor's glasses looked funny because it is huge and Connor is the shortest of them all but not that short. The four of them laughed including Connor. That's the good thing about having a clown in your group. You get a break from reality and laugh to Mitch's jokes.

Shelsus talked to SAM and SAM said to the rest that Shelsus is going to take a piss. While it ran off to the toilet, the three of them stood in the busy corridor while talking about Shelsus. "You guys think that it's a she or a he?" quizzed Connor. "I think it's a he. No woman would drive an exotics car and check the engine," Mitch suggested. "Plus, its voice sounds like a man's voice or maybe it's a faggot." But Neil is thinking the opposite of Mitch's answer. "Mitch, don't be sexist. Even women drive exotic cars. Do you know about Kayla Hinderson the woman who collects cars? Maybe Shelsus is a she. It seems feminine and reads girly magazines. And why does it like hanging around with Connor? It is obviously in love with Connor." Neil laughed. "Don't be foolish Neil. Shelsus is hanging out with me because I invented SAM for it. And it's repaying the favor by being friends with me," Connor told him but he is not sure himself.

"Well how about we check which toilet did Shelsus go into?" Mitch suggested again with a raised eyebrow and they all went silent. And before you can say 'noobs and guests', they were already running to the school toilet and waited. Neil bets that Shelsus will come out of the girl's toilet for five RoBuxes. But Shelsus came out from the boy's toilet and Neil reluctantly gave a smiling Mitch five RoBuxes. "Vvvb vph vmm mmm bmnnm vphmm?" asked Shelsus curiously and SAM said "He said what are you guys doing here infront of the school toilet? And I have the same question." The three of them said nothing and at that exact moment, the school bell rang and the four of them walked to history class. "Phew. And that's where the phrase saved by the bell came from," Mitch whispered as the four of them arrived at the front door of history class.

Neil sat down next to Mitch while wondering to himself if this day is going to be normal as usual. "Psst! Neil!" Connor who is sitting right behind Neil whispered into the back of Neil's ears. "I forgot to carry my books that I left infront of the school!" "So you want me to go get it for you?" asked Neil as he hoped the answer is no. But unfortunately Connor nodded. Neil sighed, got up from his seat and dashed out of the classroom quickly while the Mr. Cinder, the principal and history teacher, isn't here yet. He ran outside of the school and quickly looked for a stack of books near the school bench. Neil found them pretty quickly than expected. As he ran back inside the school with the stack of books in his hands, he accidentally knocked a girl over and fell down.

"Oww… Holy shit that hurt." Neil cried out in pain and rubbed his forehead. "Sorry for knocking you over, err…" As his visions cleared he saw a blond haired girl wearing a grey T-Shirt with a pair of black pants sprawled on the ground. Neil thought to himself as he got up "Who is this girl? I've never seen her before. She must be new. And pretty too," He helped the poor girl up from the floor and apologized to her. "It's ok. I can manage myself," said the girl brushing her shirt. Neil picked up the books with the help of the girl and led the way to history class. On the way there, Neil asked the girl "So, uhh… What's your name?" She smiled at Neil and answered "My name is Heather Wallford. And your's?" Neil stammered "My na- name's Neil. N-Neil Miller," and his mind is blown away by her beauty the moment she smiled at him "What the... Why do I feel nervous?"

Heather stopped walking and looked surprised. "What's wrong? You sound like you've seen the janitor naked," Neil shuddered and told her "Actually I did saw that once. And you do not want to know what he did to the school nurse." Neil smiled weakly but Heather laughed and in between laughs she said "Wow! How do you even sleep at night?" "Can't sleep or eat for two days ever since I saw the incident. But after that, things got back to normal and I basicly ignored what I saw and treated it as if it was a nightmare. But sometimes I do get nightmares that I was the janitor doing you-know-what," and that just got Heather laughing louder than ever.

Neil was just about to ask if Heather is new in town when they reached history class. As the both of them entered the classroom, the whole class stared at them both and started whispering. The history teacher, Mr. Cindering, asked Neil where has he been and why has he ran out of class without his permission. Neil was trying to get an excuse from his brain but his excuse cabinet is locked away in his mind leaving him with no excuses at all when suddenly, Heather backed Neil up "Sir, Neil help'ed me carry my books to this class. I'm Heather Wallford." Mr. Cinder looked at his name list and cleared his throat. "Well then you're apologized Neil. Class, meet Heather Wallford. You're new classmate," Neil guessed correctly for Heather is new in town. At the same time, Neil just found his first love. Yes, his first. And from then his life just got even weirder than ever.