As Neil passed the books on to Connor ("Thank you so much Neil.") he sat down next to Mitch, who is very curious "Who's she? Where did you found her? And why do you have that stupid look on your face?" Neil didn't hear what Mitch said and kept on staring at Heather Wallford, the girl who he had seemed to fell for. Neil snapped out of his gaze when Mitch snapped his fingers right in front of his face. "Huh? What? What did you say to me?" Mitch looked concerned "What's wrong with you? You always talk to me before pretending to ignore me." Mr. Cinder got everyone's attention after shouting for several minutes and told everyone to open their textbooks to page 127. As Mr. Cinder talked about how Shedletsky, the 4th Robloxian Prime Minister, abolished the slavery of noobs, Neil whispered "It's nothing dude. I'm just checking the new girl out. I found her as I went off to take Connor's books for him."
"Mr. Miller, are you paying attention to what I am saying? Or are you trying to spread gossip about the new student?" Mr. Cinder asked. "Can you tell me, in what year did noob slavery end?" Neil's cheeks were burning as the whole class stared at him. He only let out a nervous cough because he did not know the answer. He wouldn't read books or even study. But Mr. Cinder is still expecting for an answer coming from his mouth. "Man, why does Mr. Cinder likes to ask me questions everytime? Can't he ask someone else, like Connor? Why does he hate me so much?" Mr. Cinder seems to dislike Neil all because of something that he did to Mr. Cinder when he was a freshman a few years back. Neil's mind remembered why Mr. Cinder dislikes Neil.
"Drink it all up Neil!"
"You can do it bro!"
"Last can! Just the last can and you're done!
Neil is in Club Red and is trying to finish the last of 50 Bloxxy Beers in 5 minutes for 100 RoBuxes. Neil is feeling very drunk, so drunk that he feels that the whole room is spinning around. "Aww shit. If I throw up right now, it would be worse going to school naked," Neil worried. He put the can to his lips and tilted the can. He drank the can empty and lifted his hands to the cheering crowd in victory. Shouts of admiration are filled in the air as Neil earned the respect of his schoolmates (and a matter of 100 RoBuxes) quite fast for a freshman. As he slugged his way home, he bumped into Mr. Cinder. "Hello Neil. What's wrong with you? You don't look so good." Neil wanted to respond but he was too tired, drunk, and his stomach was churning. Without warning, the entire contents of his stomach broke loose as Neil vomited on Mr. Cinder.
Neil's thoughts are pulled back to present reality as Mr. Cinder asked impatiently "Well? Have you come up with the answer?" He is still thinking of the answer when Connor raised his hand, confidently. "I believe the answer is 1834, sir." "Be thankful that you have a friend to give you a helping hand." Mr. Cinder told Neil. Neil looked relieved and will not forget to thank Connor later. If you had not known, most of his history lessons are like this. Mr. Cinder always asks Neil at least one question during his class. Sometimes, he knows the answer sometimes Connor will have to help Neil out since Connor practically finished reading all of the school books just a week after school started again. But still hungry for knowledge, he will insist on reading the same books over and over again. Not only that, but he also finishes his given homework one hour after being given the homework by a teacher. Now if you excuse me, I must continue telling the story about Neil Miller's life and not Connor Woodman's.
During lunch, Neil, Mitch and Shelsus sat at their usual table in the cafeteria (a yellow table complete with four yellow chairs) except Connor because he is too busy helping Miss Mudman, the art teacher, setting up her class. They ate there talking and eating lunch and talking. Heather came to their table and asked them if she could sit there. "Sure. Why not? The more the merrier right?" Mitch said happily without even minding to swallow his food first. She sat down and started chomping down on her taco. "Neil, introduce me to your friends?" She asked before taking another bite "You guys seem like a good group of friends to hang out with for a new student like me." "Uhh… Mitch, Shelsus, m-meet Heather. Heather, meet Mitch a-a-and Sh-Shelsus. Mitch here is the cl-clown of our group and Sh-Shels-Shelsus here is the, err… w-w-weirdo of the group. No offense Shelsus." Neil always seem to be nervous when Heather is around, probably due to the fact that he has a crush on her. "Ff phmm," Shelsus said. "It said it's ok," SAM translated instantly.
"Wow! Is that a real robotic snowman? Why is its mouth and face covered with a scarf, goggles and beanie? Why is Shelsus called it?" Heather asked quickly. Neil explained everything to Heather, who is nodding in understandment. "Hey, Neil?" Mitch tapped his shoulder. "Aren't I the one who asks too many questions at once and annoy you at the same time? I think Heather is trying to take away my job!" "It's ok Mitch. She won't do what you do best. Plus, she is not even annoying, You are annoying," Neil told him firmly. He smiled when he heard what Neil said put his headphones on his head, listening to some dubstep music on the highest volume.
The speakers on the wall of the cafeteria buzzed to life as an announcement is being made. Everyone in the cafeteria went silent. So silent that you could hear someone fart. As a matter of fact, that someone turned out to be Shelsus. "May I have your attention please students? Please do not buy the school cheeseburger today because the school may have reason to believe that a burger may have been soaked with diarrhea chemical accidently. I repeat, do not buy or eat the school cheeseburgers." After the announcement ended, some students who have bought a cheeseburger stopped eating them and a few of them spit out their chewed cheeseburger out.
Mitch asked loudly "What is the announcement about?!" and kept on chewing his cheeseburger (mostly because of his headphones, he can't hear the announcement), which he bought previously. "Take your headphones off!" Neil shouted. "What did you say? Oh fuck… My stomach doesn't feel too good." Mitch groaned. Neil looked at Shelsus with a raised eyebrow. "I got to use the toilet!" Mitch said and ran as fast as his legs could go, leaving Neil, Shelsus and Heather laughing. Just to remind you, this is considered normal in Neil's life, which is full of surprises. "Ff bbphmf vb Mff vvb vph vvmm bmmbmm phhm vvnph," Shelsus laughed. SAM snorted "Shelsus said, it appears that Mitch took the wrong burger for lunch." "H-Heather, wanna hang out w-w-with me~ I mean, us after school?" Neil asked nervously right after they all stopped laughing. "Dammit! I meant to ask her to hang out with me but not with us all!" "Sure," Heather wiped a tear "You guys seem fun to hang out with." That wasn't Neil's best try but at least he got her to hang out with them. With him especially.
