A/N: I really don't have a whole to say, it's like midnight, so my thoughts are in a…let's go with…different…yeah different spot at the moment. This chapter should be…well it might not be all that interesting, but there's some fun stuff in here.
This chapter is for my dear brother, without his painful life experience, I wouldn't have come up with what's about to be written.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Esme's Point of View:
Carlisle and I were in our room. We were lying in bed, I had my head rested on his shoulder, and we had our hands lying on his stomach intertwined. We were still waiting for Emmett and Jasper to get home. As soon as they did, it would be time to get things ready to move, and call Charlie. It was going to be a difficult telephone call. I had decided that I would be the one to do it. I wasn't going to make Alice, Rose, Jasper, or Emmett do it. Definitely not Emmett, he would probably say something wrong, and it would come out rude.
"When do you think Emmett and Jasper will be home?" I asked.
"Didn't you just hear Alice?" Carlisle responded.
"What? No. I was thinking, I must have tuned everything out."
"Oh, well Alice just walked past our door a few seconds ago; she said they'd be home in thirty minutes."
"Oh, alright."
"You okay darling? Carlisle asked me with a voice filled with concern.
"Yeah, I guess…I'm just thinking about calling Charlie." Carlisle released my hand, and moved his arm around me, and pulled me closer to him, kissing my forehead.
"You know, you could have one of the kids do it." He said softly, kindly. I laughed lightly.
"What?" Carlisle asked, putting a small confused smile on his face.
"Can you picture Emmett talking to Charlie…'Oh hi Charlie, yeah, Bella's dead. The plane crashed, there was a huge explosion, the plane landed in the ocean, sharks most likely ate her, sorry, gotta go.'" I mimicked what I knew Emmett would say. Carlisle laughed quietly.
"He would not say gotta go." Carlisle countered.
"Okay, maybe not that part, but I don't think he would be a good choice."
"You know he's not the only child you could have do it, perhaps Alice would be a good choice?"
"No, I can't do that to them. Bella is like a daughter to me, this is something I have to do."
"Okay doll." I smiled at him.
"You haven't called me that in years." Carlisle just smile back at me, and pulled me into a passionate kiss. All of a sudden we heard the door.
"Has it already been thirty minutes?" I asked Carlisle. He looked at the clock.
"Yeah, I guess it has. Time sure flies. Should we go out there?"
"Yeah, I guess so…Fluffy." I replied smiling devilishly. Carlisle looked at me wide eyed.
"I thought I asked you not to call me that." Carlisle scolded playfully.
"Awe, but…"
"No buts, you must be punished." Carlisle said as he threw me back on the bed, and tickled my stomach fiercely.
"Okay…okay, I promise…not call you…that again." I said between laughs.
"Good." Carlisle smiled down at me, and kissed me. He pulled me up and we walked out the door hand in hand. Edward was in the hallways with Bella as we came out.
"What was all that noise?" Edward asked. Carlisle looked at me and smirked, he was to open his mouth to explain, but I beat him to it.
"Your father was punishing me, for making fun of him." Edward looked shocked.
"How did you make fun of him?" Edward asked, extremely interested.
"I called him…" Carlisle covered my mouth with his hand, and shook his head no.
"You will not be finding out what your mother called me, now shall we go hear about Jasper and Emmett's excursion?"
"Yeah, let's go." Edward said.
We walked down the stairs to see Jasper, Rose, and Alice all laughing, and Emmett looked upset. Jasper was telling a story, and by the look on Emmett's face, it was obvious that it was about something stupid Emmett had done.
"And then…and then…Emmett said…he has a…a bat…" Jasper said between laughs. The girls were cracking up.
"Emmett, you thought a frog with a bat was going to beat you up?" Rose asked trying not to laugh. That did it, Edward and Bella were now laughing, and I was shocked to see Carlisle trying to hold in a laugh as well.
"Yes." Emmett pouted. I couldn't believe he would admit to that. Rose walked behind him, and wrapped her arms around him from behind seductively.
"Its okay baby, I will protect you from…from…did he have a name." She said. I didn't know how she wasn't laughing. That statement even got me laughing.
"You know what…you all need to leave me alone!" Emmett pouted, and tried to untangle himself from Rose, but her grip was too tight.
"I'm sorry Em, please calm down, and we will stop making fun of you." She kissed his cheek.
"Whatever." Emmett let out a huff.
"So, how did everything go?" Carlisle asked.
"Well, someone saw us…but they're dead now." Jasper said. Everyone's eyes grew large except for Alice, Rosalie, and Edward.
"You killed them!" Carlisle fumed.
"No no, she killed herself." Jasper said.
"You scared her to the point that she had to kill herself?" Carlisle was still mad.
"No, she was mad at herself for killing a cow." Jasper continued.
"What?" Everyone asked now.
"You know what? I will reenact it." Emmett said. Oh no, this could be bad.
"Emmett, that's not necessary." I tried to tell him nicely.
"It's not a problem." Emmett said as he walked over to the couch. We all watched him carefully, although Jasper seemed to be enjoying himself, as did Alice. She had probably already seen this.
"Alright." Emmett said, as he stood on the couch.
"Why are you standing on the couch?" Bella asked as she leaned against Edward. He pulled her to a chair.
"I'm reenacting." He said in a 'duh' tone.
"Are we safe sitting here then?" Edward asked annoyed.
"Yes yes, I'm not going to harm anyone."
"Well you said this girl killed herself…are you sure you won't be hurting yourself?" Edward asked. Jasper and Alice snickered.
"Would you just let me do this?" Emmett pouted.
"Fine fine, go ahead."
"Okay, so…um…" Emmett put his hood up.
"I'm the girl, okay?" We all nodded. Emmett took his shoe off and held it in his hand. "This is Larry."
"Who the hell is Larry?" Edward asked.
"The cow." Emmett raised his eyebrows, with that 'what else could it be' look.
"Gee sorry." Edward said, obviously not sorry.
"So anyway, this is Larry, he was wearing a cape too, but I…oh wait, I do have something to use as a cape." Emmett took his sock off and tied it around the shoe. Then he pushed the shoe out of his hand, and it fell to the ground.
"The girl pushed a cow off a cliff?" I asked, slightly confused.
"Yes, exactly." Emmett said happily. Then he did it, he did a stupid stupid thing. He jumped…right on my coffee table. With a loud crash, the glass broke and Emmett was on the floor. Everyone was laughing, even me. Okay, maybe not everyone, Emmett was not laughing. Rose ran over to him still laughing.
"Are you okay?" She asked, trying hard not to laugh.
"Fine." He said angrily. She kissed his lips, and he seemed to relax.
"So anything else we need to know about, now that our table is broken?" Carlisle asked.
"No that's…about it." Jasper said, trying to catch his breath from all the laughing.
"I think it's time to call Charlie then." Carlisle said.
A/N: Okay, that's it. Hope you liked. A bit light hearted…well except the Charlie phone call discussion.
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Shelby
