A/N: If there is ever a chapter in here to prove that these are not my true feelings, this is it. I am about to write about Edge bashing Cody Rhodes. This is horrible, but it must be done.

Cody Rhodes is a joke. If he's not careful, he's going to be the next John Cena, and that's not a compliment. Well, at least Cody has some distinguishable amount of talent that he got from his father, which is far more talent than Cena will ever have. But this is not about Cena, so I'll continue on Cody. When I say that he's going to be the next Cena, I mean that the only recognition he's going to get in a couple years is from the ten year olds who think he's so cute. Sickening. After his dad croaks it and he's no longer associated with his Hall of Fame daddy, his looks are all he's going to have to fall back on.

He is such a pretty boy who is way out of his league. What kind of idiot debuts in the WWE challenging Randy Orton? Does he think that by challenging the youngest world champion that he'll somehow take that record from Orton? I'm not defending that jackass Orton by any means, but at least he knows his place. Cody just seems to like to shove his nose all over the WWE. Go home, kid.

What is all this bullshit about him going around looking for respect? That's the most pussy move I've ever heard of in my life. Let me tell you, the "R" in "Rated-R Superstar" certainly does not stand for respect. Why would you look for respect when you can just go around kicking everyone's asses for the fun of it? You don't have to prove yourself to anyone to get far in the WWE. You just have to be smart. Is he trying to sound like Cena with that respect crap? Revolting.

Nothing is worse than someone who feeds off of another person's glory. Why do you think I ditched Orton? It's the same with Cody. The only reason he's even around here is because his daddy is tight with the company. What ever happened to working for your spot? Since when are connections the way to go? I thought people only used connections for hookers and drugs.

If you want to make a name for yourself, Cody is doing it in the wrong way. Who the hell aligns themselves with Hardcore Holly? The guy is ancient. He should have known that wrestling was too hardcore for him when he got that huge gash on his back in ECW. And I'll tell you something, there is no such thing as a straight man who calls himself hardcore. Cody, you better be careful and make sure not to turn your back to Holly, if you know what I'm saying. Well, there was that rumor going around that young Cody was gay. Maybe that was right. The kid is too damn pretty to be straight. I'm the only good looking straight guy in that locker room.

When I get my chance, I am going to spear Cody right out of the ring and only his daddy will come to save him. All the little girls will be too busy crying their eyes out to see how badly Cody will be hurt. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to laugh in all their faces. If I see a little rat with a stupid "I love Cody" sign, I'll rip it right from their hands, shove it in Cody's face and then shred it to pieces. That's the kind of fun I enjoy. It's like taking candy from a baby, and Cody is pretty much a baby. How old is he anyways, like thirteen? Oh, he's twenty-two? He looks like he's ten.

Cody doesn't even look like a wrestler. He looks like one of those obnoxious Abercrombie models. That's disgusting. Hey kid, if you want to be a wrestler, I think you need to spend a bit more time in the weight room.

If Cody even thinks about trying to earn my respect, he's going to earn one swift spear that will knock him into last week. He'll go crying to his daddy about how mean Edge was. If Dusty even tries to say anything to me about it, I'll spear his old ass, too.

A/N: I hate bashing Cody. And he kicked ass on RAW.

Okay, Melina is the next chapter.

Who should be fifth: Randy Orton or Batista?