A/N: Here is my usual disclaimer about my feelings on the Superstar. I like Shannon Moore. I just don't watch SmackDown very often.
Shannon Moore is a reject. I just don't see why he needed to advertise it to the world. I realize that being a reject is no longer his gimmick, but it will always be his personality. I'll give Shannon his due; at least he accepted the fact that he was a loser. Cena, maybe you should take a page out of Shannon's book.
Shannon Moore is just one of the Hardy's minions, and that really isn't saying much. The Hardy's suck, so clearly their minions are going to suck even more. The Hardy's know they can't make their image look good on their own, so they hire untalented scum like Moore to hang with them. Moore is so bad that he can only make the Hardy's look better. It's shameful that the Hardy's must resort to such defamation of character like that.
Where does Shannon Moore get off by opening his own tattoo parlor? Everyone knows that the tattoos are my thing. Has he not seen the slogan on my shirt: Crude, Lewd, and Tattooed? I should kick his ass right now for that. Shannon thinks that it will make him look harder if he has a tremendous amount of tattoos. Let's see, other pussy Superstars with too many tattoos: CM Punk, Batista, Randy Orton, Balls Mahoney, and Jeff Hardy. Is that really the crowd that Shannon wants to run with? I still can't believe he named his shop "Gas Chamber Ink." He says it's because he likes capital punishment and the gas chamber is one of his favorites. Now, I'm not Jewish, but Shannon, are you going to go Hitler on my ass? That's horrific! You're an American, damnit! Even people with my Canadian blood cannot believe that discrepancy. What kind of human being living in the twenty-first century gets off by enjoying gassing people? And you people think I'm revolting.
You know what? Does Shannon Moore even have any merchandise on Didn't think so. It's because no one would buy it.
He should have stayed in ECW. By coming to SmackDown, Shannon has easily made himself another target for myself. Too bad he got rid of that terrible Mohawk. Carlito officially has no more competition for the worst hairstyle ever. Good going, Shannon. You totally ruined a good backstage joke for me. I hate you.
Is it just me, or does Shannon Moore not only look like a rat, but he's about the size of one, too? Yeah, that sounds right. What's with all of these tiny shit heads running around my ring? (Edge throws his arms up in disgust). This is preposterous!
Please, give me someone worthwhile to rant about. Honestly.
A/N: Yeah, a short one. I ran out of ideas for him. All of the lesser known guys will probably have short chapters like this.
Next up: John
Morrison. I hate that guy.
