A/N: Great news! Chris Masters was released! That means I don't have to do a chapter on him now.

To answer some of your questions:

1. I'm only doing the current roster.

2. I'm thinking about doing a sequel called "The Roast of Edge" where each Superstar (not all of them just the good ones) can refute Edge's arguments. But, remember, Edge gets to come back at the end of a roast. Good idea?

3. I have to do the lesser known Superstars, too, but they might all just get combined into one chapter.

4. I'm currently sitting in a very creepy college library, and I should be studying for my paper that's due on Monday. Oh, well. I know no one asked about that but whatever…Oh, and thank you to whoever said my story was one of the best ever.

We don't do football in Canada, so I don't understand the land that Mr. Kennedy comes from, Green Bay, Wisconsin. I may not know much about Green Bay, but I'll defame it anyways for the pleasure of all you people, Edgeheads and scumbags alike. Kennedy's little hero, Brett Favre, SUCKS! How old is he anyways, like sixty? It's time to retire, guy. I mean, come on. He has the most interceptions ever. Ridiculous. Kennedy should retire with him. It will make all the wrestling fans and football fans happy at the same time.

I refuse to repeat Kennedy's last name after already stating it. No one wants to listen to your name again, fuckbag. I already know your name, and I don't need it repeated. It's not like he has some ridiculously heinous name that I don't understand. What is the point of shouting your name ten years after you've already said it once? Unfortunately, everyone knows who you are, Mr. Kennedy. Your bad hair speaks for itself. Hey, maybe Kennedy should marry Kelly Kelly, another blonde idiot. Then she can be Kelly Kelly Kennedy Kennedy. Yet another two people adding to the dumb blonde stereotype. Am I the only one who can successfully refute that argument? Ass hats.

Another thing that bothers me about Mr. Kennedy is how he acted after winning my Money in the Bank championship opportunity. If it wasn't for that jerk off, Jeff Hardy, I totally would have won that. Because of Jeff Hardy's lack of judgment, I was carried off in a stretcher and was therefore taken out of the match. Thanks, Jeff. If I was still there, Mr. Kennedy would have gotten Speared, guaran-damn-teed. Did you hear his little backstage interview? Mr. Kennedy was correct. He is not a nice guy. He's an asswipe. He is not all that he says, though. He says he's awesome. That is false. I am awesome. I am the only awesome back in that locker room. Oh, and finally to prove Mr. Kennedy wrong for the lucky third time, he is not Mr. Money in the Bank. I am Mr. Money in the Bank.

I totally beat Kennedy for that fucking briefcase. I hate to quote Randy Orton, but being the winner of Money in the Bank is my destiny. I've won it twice, and used it successfully both times. The only other person to win it was RVD, and that's because I wasn't in the match since I was too busy Spearing Mick Foley's fat ass into a burning table. And RVD did successfully use his Money in the Bank opportunity at One Night Stand. He probably would have lost if it wasn't for me. RVD would not have been champion if I didn't Spear John Cena through a table. RVD never thanked me for that, the asshole.

Mr. Kennedy is trying to be a knockoff of myself. Not possible. No matter how hard you try, Mr. Kennedy, you will never be as powerful, charismatic, smart, or devious as me. I am all powerful, and you suck.

You can go make sweet gay love to Brett Favre now. You can warm him up for his upcoming loss on Sunday.

A/N: I love Mr. Kennedy. I am also from Wisconsin, so I love Brett Favre. None of my real feeling here…well, that's not entirely true but I won't go into specifics here.

Chapter 11: Due to great amounts of requests (and I just so happen to have him on my list as number 11)…..Mike Mizanin!