A/N: I can't believe I actually asked you to vote between HBK and CM Punk. I'm even more shocked that some of you actually voted for Punk.

Since I seem to enjoy defacing the entrance themes of your Superstar heroes, I think it's finally time for me to sing to a more popular tune.

Fuck...you...Shawn!

I think you're gay.

I know you're queer.

You've got the looks

That make me puke out my guts.

You've got the moves

That let me beat you.

You send vomit

Up and down my throat.

You're just HB-Gay (HB-Gay-ay)

Your career is washed away

I swear, I should be a professional singer.

Shawn Michaels is an old fart, seriously. And the man needs a haircut! I mean, it's bad enough that his hair line is receding at such an outrageous pace, but that length just makes it look worse. If he doesn't cut his hair, the whole top is going to be bald. Then he's going to look like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show. How old is that guy? Isn't he getting to be about as old as Ric Flair now?

One of the few good things that Randy Orton has ever done was take Shawn Michaels out. Him being out a action was a relief to everyone in the back. We didn't have to hear him bitching and crying that Triple H wouldn't fuck him up the ass that night. Thank god.

No one is that religious. How can you have any fun?

No one the age of Shawn Michaels should ever dance like that.

And what's with those Brokeback Mountain chaps he wears? He's just asking for a gay bash with Cade and Murdoch. Yes, I know Shawn is married, but that's what everyone does these days to cover it up.

I must say, though, that I have a special place for Shawn Michaels in my heart. He screwed Bret Hart, so I guess that means that he has a dark side. Hey, Shawn, I don't think your little friend God would approve of that. And we all know that Shawn is not holy. I mean, he tells grown men to "suck it," and isn't the Bible against homosexuality? Shawn, your friend is going to banish you to hell for that.

The Superkick is the most retarded finisher basically ever. Everyone does the Superkick in some way. Hell, even Umaga does it. Weak as fuck. Don't even say anything about Bobby Lashley and Batista doing the spears, either. I at least do it correctly, and the other two do provide some bit of power behind it, I suppose. There are worse people who could be doing the spear, like John Cena. Just remember that I revolutionized the spear. Shawn Michaels has never revolutionized anything. Well, I think he revolutionized the art of the fag.

Here's another bad ring name choice. His name is MICHAEL HICKENBOTTOM. That is the most ridiculous name I've ever heard. It suits him, though. It's the name of a redneck, and that's what Shawn is, coming from Texas and all.

Here's the other half of DX. Great. Another man with no balls. Triple H is bad enough, but we really don't need a minion of his meandering around the WWE. I've already stated my feelings on DX, and they aren't really a secret, so I am not giving you nimrods the pleasure of hearing me speak on that subject any longer.

Why does he feel the need to slap his leg before doing that stupid leg thing when he goes for his finisher? Doesn't he call it "tuning up the band?" Well, he had Sensational Sherri sing his theme once, so Shawn must be pretty tone deaf.

The only people who like Shawn Michaels are old men that don't have any of their real teeth left, fat Cena girls, and six year old kids.

Anyone remember when DX stole the bounty and bought tickets from Cryme Tyme? I don't care how funny DX thinks they are, but no human being should ever speak like that. I believe his exact words were, "We need to get in the 'hizzle' to see the 'shizzle.'" What does that mean? That's not even part of the English language! Shawn Michaels claims that he's a smart man, but obviously not when he's speaking using that sort of vernacular. This is just another reason to use when I stress that Canada is way better than America. We don't have idiots running around talking like that.

I think Shawn is worse with the "suck it" thing than Triple H is. That's because Shawn looks like a flopping dead fish thrashing it's dying fins around. I'll put you out of your misery, HB-Gay.

A/N: You do not get to vote on the next two chapter, but I'll open the doors for chapter 15.

Chapters 13-14 are a surprise.

Chapter 15: MVP or three lesser knowns in one chapter?