A/N: This may be the end of this magical journey. I'm just too spent right now.

Where does Santino Marella get off by being in the WWE? They pulled his as out of the audience. It was pure luck that he's here. He couldn't even beat Umaga on his own. What the hell? He needed that fucker Lashley to come do it for him. Ridiculous. I have no respect for jerks that can't beat someone on their own with no outside help. Do not even consider arguing the Lita factor against me. I don't consider her to be "outside" help. She's with me, so it's her job. And she did a hell of a job, I must say.

His entrance theme sucks ass. That is some queer opera he's got going on there. I think that may have been the gayest track from the CD that one of the guys from "Queer Eye" gave him. Santino is just like Shawn Michaels in the fact that he hangs out with women to cover up his homosexuality. Do you honestly think that a good man would hang out with Maria? Definitely not. Being with her is like scooping your brains out, but that's a story for another time, kids.

I may not like Santino, but I'll take listening to him on the microphone over watching Cena wrestle any day. That fucker is so stupid that it's hilarious. I think he has the best worst microphone skills ever. Only an idiot like Santino can misquote Stone Cold by saying "Ass-whip" instead of "Whoop-ass" and make it sound hilarious. I congratulate you on that, Santino, for using your stupidity to its highest potential. That is a good talent to have in the WWE if you don't have any wrestling skills at all. Calling John Cena?

Santino also has stupid tattoos. I think he only got them to make him look tougher. I think they make him look more like a pussy. If I had to choose, I'd say that after me, Randy Orton has the best tattoos, and his tattoos suck.

I am officially ashamed that Santino Marella has held the Intercontinental Championship, a title that I once held. It used to be that the Intercontinental Championship was a stepping stone to the WWE Championship. Not anymore. Have you seen the trash that runs around with it? Jeff Hardy, Umaga, and Santino…It's a horrible cycle that is never going to end, and it's going to bite Vince McMahon in the ass one day. I guess that no one up quite up to the caliber that I am.

I was personally insulted when Santino Marella decided to dress up as Stone Cold. Why, do you ask? I am all for making fun of Stone Cold, but dressing up is my bit. Nothing, and I surely do mean nothing, will ever top my little Triple H run.

Did you see his face when Maria and Candice kissed in front of him? He looked like he had never seen a woman in his life. Or even better, he had never seen any homosexuality before. That look on his face was the look of discovery. He knew he was gay at that moment. I guess he owes Maria and Candice a debt of gratitude there. He can no longer hide how gay he is for John Cena, but for some reason he does. I have a little tip for you, Santino: John Cena absolutely adores Italian men. Maybe you whisper a little Italian in his ear, he'll take you out on a nice date. Oh dear, I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit.

What's with that little jacket thing he wears? It looks like an oversized bowling shirt. What, exactly, is the point of that? Does he plan on playing some ten pin after getting his ass kicked? Maybe he has a thing for bowling alley employees. Wait, I don't remember Cena working at one of those places…

After searching I've come to discover a picture that I personally find humorous. Go to Santino Marella's page, and underneath his picture where it says "videos," there's a picture of Jerry Lawler holding a microphone up to Santino's mouth. Santino has his mouth wide open with a very interesting look on his face, and Jerry looks pleased, as well. I have my own thoughts on that, but I'll let you shit heads figure that one out on your own.

I should have reminded you that I am Rated-R. Some content might not be suitable for jackasses under the age of seventeen, and all non-Canadians in general.

HA! Next to that picture, it talks about Santino "coming out." I was right all along! I knew it! I love being proved right. This has made my day.

You know what they say about Italian men being smelly? Or is it the French…Either way, Santino is proof that it is the Italians. I'm from Canada, and no one smells. There is nothing smelly about Canada.

Another reason that Santino is gay: He just made the arm sling a trend. He had it, and now so does Cena. No words can describe that.

Please, give me a new topic before I puke from being disgusted at the thought of Cena and Santino.

A/N: Yeah…

I'm addicted to SDvR right now. I'm playing 24/7 mode as…you guessed it. Edge.

Still thinking about deleting this. It's a strong possibility at this point.

Is it wrong that I now want Cade and Murdoch to win at Survivor Series? I'm sure that will change in like an hour, but right now...ugh.