A/N: I am alive. I was pleased to see some PMs from you, asking me if I was still here. I apologize for the inconvenience. I worked 10 hours yesterday and 9.5 today. Yeah. I have some issues to address:

1. Spelling mistakes? THANK YOU! I go by whatever this damn computer says, so I'll try to work them out.

2. I read the spoilers for SD, and I knew that whole Vickie thing. That made this chapter even easier. I fell asleep halfway through and didn't see the end, but I know what happened.

I am awesome. I am so amazing. You idiots all actually believed me, didn't you? HA! I deserve an award for the best actor in all of Canada. No, better yet, THE WORLD! Did you fuckbags honestly believe me? I'm glad that you believed me. It makes it even more hilarious for me. I have been blessed with great acting skills, besides the greatest wrestling skills in the world.

Vickie Guerrero is an old hag. Why would I ever go out with her? She isn't even a MILF. I'll tell you why I did, though. It's because I can get what I want by aligning myself with her. She makes all of the decisions on SmackDown. If I'm with her, then I can get whatever the fuck I want without lifting a finger. That's the way the ol' Edgemeister likes it. I already made myself the number one contender for my World Heavyweight Championship. How can you ridicule me for being smart? I ridicule you idiots for being stupid. Ass hats.

I am the best thing that has ever happened to Vickie. I could be a real ass and bash Eddie, but I won't. Eddie Guerrero is one of the few people I respect from the business. Anyways, if I continue this charade, can you imagine what a kick ass dad I would make? Her kids could do whatever the fuck they wanted! I wouldn't care. I'd teach them to be just like me! I'd have Edge-ettes running around. I will spread the way of the Edge throughout the world. The world outside of Canada would be a slightly better place, then. Canada will always be the best because I am from there, of course.

I totally lied when I said that Vickie was the love of my life. Are you kidding me? Edge is the love of my life. I am so god-like that anyone would fall in love with me. I almost have an orgasm from looking in the mirror. I know all of you ladies needed to be hosed down when you saw me return to SmackDown. Even Vickie couldn't contain herself. I don't blame her. I am fucking gorgeous. Tell me otherwise, and see what happens.

You're going to say that I cried like a baby when Undertaker tombstoned her ass, aren't you? Well, fuck heads, those were fake tears. If you believed it, then more power to me. That just makes me more amazing. Please. I love watching other people being beat up. Did you expect me to go after her? How often did I go and save Lita? Barely. Do you honestly think that I would save Vickie? I already got what I wanted out of her. Why should I risk my well being when I already got what I needed? That would make me an idiot, just like you asses.

Vickie even talks like an idiot. Whenever she speaks, it sounds like it's been rehearsed for about seven hours. Actually, it sounds like it's been rehearsed by a retard from the short bus that is ECW and then fed to her like mother birds feed their babies by chewing up the worms and spitting them into the babies mouths. I bet that it was Armando Alejandro Estrada that had that lovely task. I always thought that they would make a cute couple.

How did Vickie weasel her way into the WWE? She probably used Eddie. Damn, that makes her just like Rey Mysterio. Gross.

Did you really believe my SmackDown feat of acting? Good. You all know I'm going to turn on her. Just wait.

A/N: I couldn't bash Eddie. I just couldn't. Besides, Edge really never said anything bad about him on TV, and…yeah…I'm not pressing the subject any further. I hope you guys respect that decision, though…

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