The All-New Ed, Edd n Eddy Show

"The Final Update"

Written by thebestkindofstupid/Reginald Konga/Edd Shwartz

Eddy walked into the living room. "Hey, sockhead, what happened to all the aliens we were fighting?"

"I'm afraid they got tired of waiting for the story to be updated, so they surrendered and sent us home," Double D said.

"Man, what a cop-out," Eddy said.

"Yes, but, you see, Eddy, the author has never truly been satisfied with this story. Whether it be out-of-place references to unpopular television shows, Gary-Stu superheroes, or a mis-matched tone, there has always been something that made the author unhappy with this story."

Eddy then said, "Gee, Double D, I know this sounds out of character, but will the author ever write anything else?"

Double D reassured his friend by saying, "Of course, Eddy, they've been here for over a year. The NEW Grim Edventures of Ed, Edd n Eddy is about us enslaving the Grim Reaper, and that new series Ed's Game Room looks pretty good."

Jimmy couldn't help but overhear the conversation. He walked walked into the house and asked, "What about all the people who enjoyed this story? Will we ever see any of the plot lines return?"

"Actually, Jimmy, the author has been working on a much better story about us having ridiculous adventures. It doesn't have a name yet, but a lot of the ideas for this series will be recycled for that new story. It even features a fourth Ed, even if he is just Eddy's errand boy and nothing more."

Nazz walked into the room and said, "So what you're saying is that we'll never see a new episode of The All-New Ed, Edd n Eddy Show?"

"I'm afraid not," Double D said, "this is the final update, and it doesn't look like there will ever be a revival."

Eddy then asked, "So, why did the author abandon this story, and why did he leave it in limbo for such a long time?"

Double D explained, "Well, Eddy, he continued working with other projects until he began work on The NEW Grim Edventures of Ed, Edd n Eddy. Even though he's trying to re-write and replace the first chapter, he feels that Chapter Six onwards was a much better story than this fan fiction would ever be. He was originally optimistic that he could one day fix the story, but as time went on, he came to realize it would never happen."

Ed then said, "Like Cave Johnson?"

"Yes, Ed," Double D said with the same solemn yet happy tone, "exactly like Cave Johnson. He waited a long time to write a chapter like this, but he's decided that now is finally the time to finish the story."

"What's going to happen to us?" Ed asked.

"Well, Ed, we are part of the author's imagination. Imagination is a powerful form of energy, and as we know from the law of conservation of energy, no amount of energy can ever be truly destroyed."

Jimmy then said, "Wait, doesn't that scientific law also say that––"

"Shut your stupid mouth!" Eddy commanded.

Double D brushed it off and said, "Well, I guess this pretty much wraps things up. To everyone who enjoyed, favorited, followed, and reviewed this story, we appreciate all your support, but, please, read the author's new stories. They're much better, and he'll continue to update them for at least another year. I wish we could talk a little longer, but I'm afraid this … is where our story ends."