A/N: Finally, we're back on track for the average of ten reviews per chapter. Nice work. I'm in psyche class right now, and have a four page paper due tomorrow that I haven't started yet. Yet, this is still my top priority.
Okay, how old is JBL now? Didn't he say he retired from wrestling? Apparently, he's making his return. I am so lucky that the fat fuck known as JBL is on SmackDown. When I spear him, it won't hurt me as much because he has so much padding.
JBL is spreading lies about losing weight.
It's a good thing that JBL is sticking to his initials for the most part. If I had that face, I wouldn't want my last name to be "Layfield." Edge gets laid everywhere. I've even gotten it done in a good field or two. JBL has not.
Did you know that before wrestling, JBL used to work as a mall Santa? Yeah! That's why he looked so at home in that outfit during Tribute to the Troops in Iraq.
As much as I hate Michael Cole, I wish that Michael Cole's dick loving ass would take that damn microphone away from JBL. I don't want to hear JBL talk about the future Mrs. Layfield because he changes it every week. I don't want to hear about how much money he has. He doesn't have anything. He is not a banker or a stock market player. He jumps strippers as they leave the strip clubs and steals their tips from the night. He makes strippers poor. Poor strippers turn into crack whores. If you ever see a crack whore, then you know that she was once a stripper that got jumped by JBL. That's how he buys those horrendous suits. I don't want to hear how much homo love he has for MVP. MVP sucks, JBL. No wonder you love him. That, kids, was a sexual innuendo, and I'm pretty sure that you didn't get it until I told you what it was. Dumbasses.
John is a Butt Licker. That's what JBL really stands for. I'm talking about John Cena, of course, or anyone named John that isn't from Canada. My real name is Adam, so I don't have to worry about that.
JBL sucks. He sucks many things, and none of them are clean.
Is JBL trying to rip off JR with that ugly cowboy hat? I bet that JBL would like to save a horse and ride a cowboy, if you know what I'm saying.
JBL has man boobs. That's sick. No man should ever come close to having boobs. I think that JBL really enjoys playing with his boobs. That's disturbing. I bet he fondles them while looking at MVP.
He gave MVP a ring. I bet that was his secret way of proposing to him. I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, did you see his face when MVP came out? If his pants weren't so baggy, I bet you could see JBL pop his little boner right there. I bet he really did, but it was so small that not even the most powerful microscope in all the land could even begin to get close enough to capture it. MVP did accept the ring. Hey, JBL, I want an invite to the wedding. If I don't get one, I'll crash it anyway. And since it's a gay wedding, I hope you invite some hot lesbians. I'd show them a good time with the Rated-R Superstar, if you know what I'm saying, ass chumps.
JBL got his ass punked when Cryme Tyme so rudely interrupted Lita's goodbye to the WWE. No, JBL, you were not the only guy who didn't own a "copy" of Lita's panties. Some men just have cheap knockoff copies that losers forged to make a buck or two. I have all the real ones. That dumb fuck JBL gave Cryme Tyme a fucking hundred dollar bill and expected the idiots to give him change. First of all, JBL should have known better. Second, Cryme Tyme can't give change back because they don't know how to count. They don't learn that kind of stuff in the "hood." The only good thing about Cryme Tyme taking her stuff was because the camera was on me while they were doing it. I knew they were sneaking into her locker room. Why did I let them do it? Because that stuff wasn't hers. We planted fake merchandise there. It was really JBL's.
One time, during the old Rated-RKO days, Randy and I raided JBL's suitcase. You know what we found? We found a bunch of sappy romance novels and some notes. It turns out that JBL is really a romance novelist who is published under a fake name. JBL says that he started a company. That company is really a publishing corporation for his romance novels. Most of the men he describes are reminiscent of John Cena. I think he has a little crush on Cena. They can be John-squared.
JBL sucks. Really, he does.
A/N: Ugh. I can't believe Tila got rid of Ryan. HE IS SO HOT!
Good thing that Dani is winning, anyways.
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Spiffy, I totally had this chapter typed up before I got your review.
