A/N: YES! I've scoured the home computer and I found this. So, now everything with "Razor's Edge" is back up to par.

I'm running out of dumb shits to make fun of! This is getting kind of sad. I think I need to make this an über chapter to build my steam back up.

I like making fun of the pathetic scum that you ass hats like to call "Divas." Yes, I think that I shall make fun of your favorite STD carrying wastes of sperm. I'll speak briefly, but powerfully, on Kelly Kelly, Layla, Eve, Anastacia, and Maryse.

I'll start on Maryse. The French suck. Maryse makes me embarrassed that the Canadians are sometimes associated with the French. Her hair is heinously blonde to the point where I think it's going to start on fire because there is so much bleach in there. Her boobs are so clearly fake, as well. I mean, girls complain when they're asked if their tits are fake or not. Blame Maryse. That's disgusting. They look like two revolting pimples shoved in a cheap bra. I think that her implants might be radiating toxic waste.

Has she even wrestled in a single match? I bet if she did, her fucking boobs would explode all over her opponent and they'd die from poisoning.

She got voted out of the Diva search for a reason. Hell, all of them sucked.

Now I'll talk about the actual "winner" of that particular Diva search: Layla.

Thanks, idiot fans, because we really needed a female Carlito running around. Since ECW and SmackDown travel together, I am unfortunate enough to run into Layla often. She really is quite hairy. ECW is really on a time lapse of about five minutes from the live showing because editing has quite a job of making Layla presentable for television. She looks like fucking Chewbacca. Hey, you fuckbags voted her into the WWE, not me.

Since Booker is gone, I can freely make fun of him. I think that Layla is his long lost daughter. Her and Sharmell are equally hideous, so it only makes sense.

How did Layla become a heel? All of a sudden, she was "bad." You cannot do that. You have to do something to turn against your opponent. Maybe she actually did do something, but I highly doubt it. I probably missed it because I don't care.

Wasn't she in only like three matches? Why the hell is she here if she has no interest in wrestling? She'll be gone soon, anyways.

I really do not wish to get started on the worst Diva ever, Kelly Kelly, but I will since I know that you put her on a pedestal for some stupid reason. She's revolting. She has to be a ho bag for entering the WWE when she was only nineteen years old. She didn't want to wrestle. She was, and still is, only here because she wants horny men to stare at her. She's not even that pretty. Her hair looks like a fucking 80s porn star.

Remember when she did that stupid expose thing? I was like "KEEP IT ON! KEEP IT ON!" No one wants to see that! It's kind of like being a pedophile because she's so young. Hey, King, that's right up your alley!

She even dates Test. Revolting. Isn't he getting up to about Ric Flair's age now?

I remember when Anastacia first came to SmackDown. I saw her and I thought to myself, Hey, who let Bunnicula run around here? For you freaks that don't know a good piece of literature when you see one, Bunnicula is a vampire rabbit who looks just like Anastacia.

She lost that Pussycat Doll show. The Pussycat Dolls are the worst thing since the Spice Girls. Their songs suck. Who would want to be one? Apparently, Anastacia does. WWE was her second choice. I bet she'll never wrestle.

I can't stand it when she interviews people. She sounds like a guy.

Looks like I can't say anything else about her since she just got here. I'll give her another month.

Last and certainly least, we have Eve. I can't believe you scumbags! While you were voting for a man to win the Diva Search, I was sending not so anonymous e-mails to Michael Cole, demanding him to cancel the Diva Search. I haven't gotten a reply.

She really does look like a guy. She had broader shoulders than Triple H. If you look at the Divas section on the website, her picture looks like a drag queen version of Melina. At least Melina looks like a girl. Eve looks like a drag queen impersonation of one.

I just checked her wikipedia page. She used to be a dancer for the LA Clippers. HA! I am rolling on the floor from laughter now. They suck! No wonder she's ugly. I'm going to take a quote from the movie "Love and Basketball." That's a crappy movie, but this just works. It's when that girl totally kicked that kid's ass in basketball or something and they're walking around and she finds out that his dad plays for them. She's like, "Your dad plays for the crappiest team in the NBA." So true. Eve, you danced for the crappiest team in the NBA. No wonder they were the only ones that would hire you. What did you do, threaten to toss them with your Paul Bunyan arms?

Stephanie, do me a favor. Release all five of those whores NOW!

A/N: These are my five least favorite divas. Word.

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