Hello readers!
Landi McClellan: Thank you for reading! I'll try to update fairly quickly before the summer's over. Please don't mine my caffeinated side... It's a bit crazy...
Shezka Foxe: Thank you for reading! I barely get reviews so I go crazy... Well, like above I will try to update quickly before the summer dissapears. I am pleased that you like them but they don't belong to me... My friends were helping me a little bit with this story and added little suggestions. The Duke one is mine though... I will try to be more descriptive, thank you!
Glad to see some people reading this… Well, I'm sad to say this but if you people don't review… I will have to go to the extremes! Like… Ummm… Torture you… with Uhhh… Complete strange pairings that I make up instantly like uhhh…. I will pair Anzu up with a flaming pineapple! Muahahahahaha! Evilness! And I shall pair up Kaiba with a ummm… A jar of camel piss… Yeah, a jar of camel piss!
-Kaiba steps in-
Kaiba: What!
DeepCerulean: Eeeek! Go to go bye!
Kaiba: Errggghh…. The insane why should I bother…
I guess I should say the disclaimer and sort things out. DeepCerulean owns nothing not even this PC that's used to make this fan fiction and under no circumstances will pair me up with a jar of camel piss! Errrgggh… I need a warm cup of coffee... and maybe a roasted marshmallow...maybe not.
-sound of door shutting-
Story intro music begins.
A week after the argument:
"C'mon big brother you have to come!" Serenity yelled at Joey as she half dragged him half urging him to come down the stairs of his apartment.
"But Ren!" Joey was fighting back his little auburn haired sister with all of his strength.
"Joey it'll be fine! Just like last year remember last year?"
-Flashback as Joey tried to remember last year-
Bakura, Marik, and Malik were surrounding Kaiba with malevolent grins on their faces. Then they played the most horrible prank on him they could! They…"
"Hey Joey? Earth to big brother? JOEY!" Serenity smacked Joey on the shoulder trying to get his attention. 'He's so weird… He just spaces out all of a sudden and has this goofy grin on his face…'
Flashback effects slowly fade away
"What is it Ren? …..Ughhh… Ahhhhh!" Joey forgot that he was still on the first step on the staircase took a step and fell to the first floor.
"Joey? Are you ok?" Serenity went down the stairs and looked at Joey.
"Uggghhh…." Joey sat up rubbing his nose.
Serenity looked ecstatic since he was okay…
"So will you come with me?" Serenity put on her cute puppy pout.
"Awww, Ren cut that out you know I can't take that!" Joey looked away from her.
But Serenity ran over to where he was looking and put on her second phase, the quivering lower lip.
"Awwwww Ren no!"
"Please big brother please go to this picnic with me? Please?" She shed a few fake tears and made a low whine.
"Ahhhhh! Ok fine!" 'That wasn't supposed ta happen! Darn it!'
"Yay, thanks Joey!" She hugged him as he thought to himself, 'What have I got myself into? I know dat Mai will be dere but so will Kaiba! Not ta mention the psychos… At least Tea will be dere to maybe help the pharaoh subdue em… Ah well at least dere won't be a next year! … I hope…'
"I'll go get you an ice pack 'kay?" Serenity ran off into the kitchen leaving sprawled out on the carpet in an odd manner.
-At Kaiba Manor-
"C'mon big brother? For me?" A raven haired boy was on his knees begging.
"For the last time no! Mokuba..." Kaiba rubbed his temples in annoyance.
"Please? Just this last time?" Mokuba tried to look more convincing by putting on his puupy look.
"Aren't you getting a little old for playing that trick on me?" Seto was getting aggravated...
"Seto..." The young Kaiba dragged out Kaiba's name as he began Phase: 2, the adorable pout and whine.
"Mokuba!" Kaiba shouted in annoyance before he conceded.
"Ok fine." Mokuba jumped up in joy.
"But on one condition!" Mokuba looked at Seto, "I won't go near those so called 'friends' of yours."
"But Seto!"
"...What?"
"Not even Serenity?"
"Not even... What? Of course I'm going to be with her!"
"Well you can stay away from my as you say it 'so called friends' but if you do you will probably end up next to the psychos!"
Kaiba threw a sharp look at his younger brother for bringing up such a thing.
"Remeber what they did last year? Man, that was hilarious! I couldn't have done it better myself!" With the last word said Mokuba cheerily half skipped half walked out of his brother's office. Leaving the elder Kaiba to revel in his memories of last year's picnic. Seto let out a shudder before going back to his desk to keep on working.
-Yugi's House-
"Hey Atem!" Yugi was rushing to the Pharaoh who evidently has his own body now and was sitting on the kitchen counter.
"Hmm?" Atem looked over at Yugi while eating a box of cheese nips.
"Ummm... Why are you in your boxers Yami? It's nearly five... Are those my cheese nips?"
"I umm..." The 5,000 year old man tried to explain but failed utterly.
"They are aren't they! How many times did I tell you not to eat my cheese nips!" The once peaceful Yugi Mouto has consumed by anger over a box of cheese nips.
"Errrr... Here Yugi..." Atem now held the box away from him and slowly handed it to Yugi. Yugi gladly took the box and thoughtfully began chewing on some cheese nips.
"Oh, before I forget to ask you," Yugi stated before munching again on the cheese snacks, "Do you want to go to the picnic again like last year or would you not?"
"I'll go. When is it?"
"Umm.. I think it's this Sunday."
"Ok."
"Would it kill you to put a pair of pants on?"
"I can't they are in the laundry."
"..."
-Bakura and Ryou's House-
-crash-
"Bakura!" A British accent was heard after the crash sounded through the house.
"I didn't do it!" A British accented voice replied near the sound of the crash.
"Bakura..." Growled the more sane sounding voice.
"Ok fine, but I only poked it..."
In the middle of the livingroom was a guy with hair as white and as fluffy as a cloud trying to look innocent in front of another guy with white fluffy hair. The one named Bakura was currently on his knees begging to not be put into the wine cellar for breaking what looks like a cross between a t.v. and a personal computer.
"Please don't put me down there Ryou? Please? I'll do whatever you want me to! I'll be your personal slave for a week! I'll clean your room! I'll finish my chores! I'll... I'll not call the Pharoah an agngry palm tree! Please I'll do anything not to be locked up in there again!" Bakura was looking very and I mean very pathetic...
"You are a no not a thief but the thief king! Why are you afraid of a wine cellar! And look at what you did! Why did you destroy the t.v? What has it ever done to you! ...Did you throw the computer at it?"
"I...ummm... Just don't lock me down there again Ryou, please? Sweet innocent Ryou won't lock me down there again will you?"
"... You claimed that you are the dark why are you afraid of wine bottles?"
"I am not afraid of wine bottles!" Bakura said defiently, "But I am afraid of what they attract..."
"And that is?" Ryou inquired with a raised eyebrow.
"Peggy!"
"o.O... You are afraid of an old man with a missing eye?"
"How can you describe him so simply! The man is a monster... He carries this demented bunny with him everywhere... -shudders-"
"...ok... Well, just clean up the mess and we'll negotiate like last time."
"Yay! Thanks Ryou you won't be dissapointed in me!"
"Yeah sure... But I just want to know out of mild curiosity what the computer/t.v did to you that made you destroy them."
"Well... I was watching Inuyasha you know and ummm... There was a cliff hanger so I destroyed the t.v. with your annoying blippy thingie."
"You mean to say that you were mad at the show for leaving a cliff hanger so you decided that you would smash my computer into the t.v to solve your problem?"
"Not to solve the problem but make me feel better but umm... I'm sad now that I can't watch Inuyasha anymore..."
"Ok...o.O..."
"I'll start cleaning up now..." Bakura began picking up the big hunks of broken plastic and shoving them in a big black bag. The carpet was coated in small glass shards that Ryou would later have to vacumn up later.
"Oh, before I go to the market there is the yearly picnic with everyone. Are you coming or do I have to lock you up again before I go?"
"I'll go." Bakura replied quickly not wanting to face the wine cellar again.
-Sunday-
How about I finish the pre-read next chapter?
Actually I'm not even going to ask I'll just stop writing here.
If I made any mistakes please point them out... English is not my first language as I'll have you know... It's my... Umm... Counts fingers... Fourth or third I think... I can't speak Spanish fluently enough so I'll say my third.
Oh, and if anyone of you flame I'm using it to roast marshmallows!
If enough of you don't reply I'm twisting this ficcie into a Setox a random marshmallow ficcie 'cuz I always wanted to write one!
Oh, and to those who think this is an SxS or an SxT you might be sad because it could switch at anytime to voting polls.
Don't worry I'll say who wins over Seto or something like that. Don't forget if you don't vote this story will go on its original path meaning a major character death! Muhahahahaha! I'm so evil! Not really...
