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Kablam-o! Joey gets paired with Odion. Bakura is paired with a broomstick. Mokuba is with Mai. Seto will be paired up with a tea pot. Atemu will be paired up with Yugi's box of Cheese Nips. Tristan will be with his robotic monkey pet. Duke is going to be single and chasing die everywhere! Muahahahahaha! So evil huh!

That's just my way of torturing people okay?

Well, you already heard it from Kaiba that I don't own anything not even this computer…. I don't even own this crazy green sock puppet that's on my hand actually…

Well, lets just get this thing rolling Okie dokie?

-Sunday- (the day of the picnic)

Everyone that I have mentioned up there and more (except Odion he is going shopping with Isis and Shadda) is going to be at the picnic. If you don't know who's at the picnic then here is a list:

Seto and Mokuba arrive first and prepared the picnic table with food and eating utensils before sitting down on the grass staring across the river and through the leafy trees. (A/N: For all of you who thought that it was February that this thing was taking place it's not ok? It's April sometime during Spring Break)

Joey arrived with Mai, Tristan, Duke, and Serenity who immediately rushed over to Seto and glomped him before beginning small talk. Joey and Mai went down and trail and disappeared for a while. Duke went down to the river while Tristan waited for Miho (a/n: she's not a random person ok?)

Yugi soon arrived with Atem, Tea, and the remainder of the food. Yugi and Atem chatted amongst themselves. Tea decided to go down to the sandy riverbank to wade around in the water like what Duke was doing for some strange reason.

Miho drove all by herself and brought with her candles and flashlights for when it got dark since they were planning to stay until the sunset. She put the box she had with her on the table before running over to a snoozing Tristan to talk to him.

Then they all waited for the most insane members of their little group… Well, Ryou isn't included in his Yami's crazy days.

Two hours later after they ate most of their food they finally came, late as always…

Bakura followed by Marik and Malik. Malik was the saner one of this group but then again… Not that much less insane. Ryou stepped out of the car last and as usual he tried to apologize on the behalf of his Yami and his friends. He carried a box with him that had more snacks since he knew that when they got there everyone would've eaten without them… Like last year…

Everyone decided to just get into a big group and decided to tell stories of times back then when people were trying to take over the world and steal the Millennium Items. In between the memories they would shove something like, "Hey Yugi? Remember that time where I made Joey dressed up as a dog?"

Or, "Hey Marik do you remember what we did to Mai last year when we stole all of her makeup?"

But then again after the talking and the settling down for the sunset watching was where everything went horrifically wrong.

"Hey Bakura did you bring the jar of pickles?" Marik whispered to Bakura.

"Of course! Did you bring the mayo Marik?" The thief king whispered back to Marik.

"Yeah!"

"Did one of you remember the hairspray or the lighter?" Malik asked the other two.

"I brought the lighter," replied Bakura.

"And I got the hairspray!" Marik said happily.

"So who we going to prank this time?"

"Kaiba was last year so…"

"Hey what about the Pharaoh?"

"That's a great idea!"

"Yeah time to get back at the Pharaoh for being a Pharaoh first!"

Their plan was set into motion. As soon as the sun began to set they crept behind the ancient king. Bakura with his lighter, Marik with the jar of pickles, and Malik with the hairspray together they stealth walked right behind the Pharaoh. When their prey was just a foot from them Malik sprayed the hairspray at the Pharaoh's hair and then….

-We interrupt this chapter to inform you that the Maldives archipelago islands are flooding so we have to continue this chapter some other time say in about two years?-

Kidding!

…and then Bakura lit the spray setting the tri-colored hair on fire! Atem woke up to realize that his hair was alit and in flames. He screamed and ran in circles as slimy things were thrown at him from Marik. Everyone began to get up and panic as they saw fire but they began to feel a bit relieved to find that it was only Atem's hair that was on fire. Tea threw a bucket of water over his head and the fire was extinguished but only for three seconds because the hair gel that kept his hair up was fueling the fire. They shouted at him to go into the river to put it out but in his panic he couldn't hear them until he realized for himself that the river was his best option. He rushed into the river and doused his hair.

When he came back he was waterlogged and sodden. He collapsed and passed out near the picnic table. Everyone stared at the poor guy for a bit before they heard laughter in the bushes. The three Egyptians were rolling on the ground in laughter.

"Man! That was better than last year!"

"Yeah! Hahahaha!"

"Last year's was more disgusting but this was full out and out hilarious! Hahahaha!"

Everyone kind of just stared at the three for a second or two in mild curiosity or bemusement or just giving them a blank stare before sayings things at them like, "How could you be so mean?"

"How would you like it if I lit your hair on fire?"

"That was uncalled for Bakura!"

"…."

"What were those sticky things?"

"Why I otta!"

"It smells really bad over there you guys…"

"We were supposed to be friends or have some sort of treaty you know?"

"Do you think I should knock them out with my die?"

"His hair is all weird now…"

"Why did you burn his hair you guys?"

When the three stopped their laughing and lollygagging they realized that it was late and they should be getting back to the others so that they could worm their way out of apologizing and explaining why they did what they did.

The others however (The others meaning Joey, Mokuba, Tristan, Mai, Duke, Serenity, Yugi, Tea, and Ryou. Seto and Miho were indifferent and Atem was unconscious.) didn't want to let them off so easily and glared them down until they got a reply from the saner one within the circle of three.

"Well, we decided that we were going to pull another prank this year and the victim just happened to be Atem. We meant no harm really. We just wanted a few laughs and this is just the way we get our laughs… If we did harm the Pharaoh then I would happily apologize for mine and theirs," he gestured over to the two behind him, "troublesome ways. Now can we go? Pesky bugs are flying in and I wouldn't want to be bitten by a mosquito."

"Ahhhhh! A spider! Get it away from me Seto! Get it away!" A girly scream was heard from Serenity.

"Don't worry babe I got it see?"

"You're the best Seto now let's go before more come ok?" She gave him a kiss on the lips which he gratefully returned. He smirked at Wheeler at the end of the kiss knowing that the guy would be angered by it.

"Yeah let's go. I'll just drag Atem back into the car with Yugi."

With that everyone packed up quickly and left after saying brief goodbyes.

-End of Pre-Read-