A/N: Okay, so from now on, I'm most likely combining people into the same chapter. There aren't any good people left.
And if you didn't know, the second "Razor's Edge" is up. It's called "Razor's Edge: The Christian Chronicles." Yeah, that's right.
Victoria and Kenny? And you people think that Vickie and I are revolting? Please. Yeah, Victoria is older than Kenny, and Vickie is older than me. But, there are two main differences as to why you all should be more disgusted with the relationship between Kenny and Victoria than you are with mine and Vickie's.
One: The ramifications of the relationship.
I'm only with Vickie to get what I want. Wait, I got it already. Now, I'm only keeping her so I can keep the title. It's kind of a package deal. If I want the title, I need to keep Vickie. If I don't, then she will send the stupid Undertaker and the child molesting Batista after me. Yeah, I'd rather keep sucking face with the hag. Kenny and Victoria, on the other hand, actually like each other. Isn't that a little more disgusting than Vickie and myself? I mean, I guess that I could understand if Victoria was hot, but she's a guy. No, she's more like a teenage boy because she's just one step below Beth Phoenix. That's disgusting. Maybe Victoria and Batista should set up a child molesting project together.
That brings me perfectly to my next point.
Two: The age difference.
Vickie is thirty-nine. I know she looks about fifty, but she's only thirty nine. I am thirty-six. I know I only look about twenty-three, but I don't age. That is only a difference of three years if you do your math correctly, but I'm guessing that you didn't. I wouldn't expect any less of you, to be honest. Anyways, I did my research. Young Kenny is only a mere twenty-one years old. How old is Victoria, you ask? She's the same age as I am! That is a fifteen year difference! That's like Michael Jackson child molestation! It's absurd! It's uncalled for! What's worse, it's happening on my show. I know Coach is into that kind of thing...that's probably why he jumped ship to SmackDown.
No, don't argue with me about Mickie James and Kenny. I told you before, she is a lesbian. Hell, Dykstra might as well be gay if he's boning Victoria. I've said it before, she's pretty much a dude. If that's what Kenny is into, then "props" to him, I guess, for scoring some. I, however, prefer real women.
Vickie doesn't count. She's just business.
A/N: Yay! Remember, read my other "Razor's Edge" story.
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