Hello fellow readers.
Good thing you dudes reviewed... Or is it a bad thing since I already wrote this chapter as a joke hmmm…
Bad for me and good for you that you reviewed… 8 reviews from 321 people who have read… Not much but just over my rules ok I updated.
Well here is the story:
Wait the disclaimer and reviews have to go first huh?
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Review Replies from me of course:
shay072002: wow you do…hmmm… Thanks!
Landi McClellan: Thanks for the compliment. But this story is angsty… later if you don't review though… Wait I never said that you reviewers had to vote off a major death huh? Well, if you want Tea killed say so but the original track for this story is for Serenity's. My friends voted first…
Fanficfan: yeah it is a shame... I thought I was doing ok… Well I'm getting more reviews now so I guess it's going better than I thought thanks for reading!
Star: Well I'm updating now aren't I?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything as much as I'd like to… I don't own this computer I'm using to type on… In fact I don't even this water bottle that I'm drinking from at this moment.
Author's Note: I don't know how you SxS people will take this… Serenity is supposedly killed in this fict you knew this was going to happen by looking at the summary correct? … Yeah, I planned this fict. to stand for the new pairing that I supposedly vote for meaning SxT no longer SxS. You vote whatever though, reviewers get the power here I just write this. Don't get me wrong I like SxS but I looked back and thought Serenity should belong with Mokuba you know? They fit better and I don't have to change Seto's personality so much… Shoot I'm going to be flamed huh? Darn… I took my pills today too… Yeah the other times I didn't take my pills… I'm drabbling… Ok point Blanc this is how this story is supposed to roll:
-DeepCerulean rolls in a chalk board- -audience is going "I'm getting out of here!"- -most leave-
Serenity get killed right? -More of audience leaves- Then… -DeepCerulean looks up to see audience left-
-Crickets chirp-
At least the crickets will listen!
-Crickets leave-
Spiders?
-Spiders leave-
…
Well then I'll talk to this tree stump then.
The Wedding:
-Taxi-
"We finally got here! Come on Seto let's go!" Mokuba said dragging out Seto with him when the car stopped. Mokuba was going to run to the church when he noticed that Seto wasn't following him.
"Seto?" Seto looked up at Mokuba before saying, "She's going to kill me no matter what Mokuba… Whether I'm here right now or sleeping in my bed… We're thirty minutes late you know?"
"… Yeah… But still come on Seto she won't kill you on your wedding day!" Mokuba tried to cheer up his older brother.
"……ok….." Seto reluctantly walked into the church and ignoring all of the stares up to the alter to wait for Serenity. Mokuba walked beside his brother to stand next to Yugi. -Mokuba is the best man ok?-
After a while the music began to play and Serenity stepped out by herself by the way since her dad wasn't sober at the minute. Serenity was wearing a white dress with soft lace for the train. The rest of it was white silk going over her legs and went back to meet the train. The sleeves were just on her shoulders and she wore white silk gloves that went past her elbows to the middle. She walked slowly and purposely. The veil covered her red face and angry scowl.
Seto pulled on his collar nervously not because of the heat though. He was wondering what she was going to do. He was expecting a slap from her gloved hand or her to kick him or something. She raised her arm and was going to hit him when…
"Mister Kaiba there's a storm we must evacuate everyone!"
"What! It's supposed to be sunny today, why is there a storm!"
"Look for yourself Master Kaiba!" Roland opened the church door showing that in fact a storm was brewing. Wind was blowing people with flipped over umbrellas were walking or trying to walk by. Then suddenly lightning flashed the skies turned dark and everyone from inside the church fled screaming and such out the door. The Yu-Gi-Oh gang stayed behind though as they looked at each other thinking things like, "Is someone else after the millennium items?"
"Are we going to die?"
"I'm going to kill Seto after this!"
"ZOMG!"
They were thinking until Kaiba said, "You guys better not be thinking that someone evil is going to take over the world again!"
Everyone looked at Kaiba with a quizzical stare... Except Serenity who glared at him from underneath her veil... She was too angry to take it of and go kick him in the shins.
"The storm stopped you know?" Kaiba said. He had walked over to the closed door and looked outside when everyone was staring off into space for some special reason.
"It did?"
"Yes it did Joey! That's what I just said!"
Serenity ran up to Seto took off her veil and kicked him where the sun doesn't shine and walked out the door... actually she more like stomped out the door...
Seto just slumped to the ground twitching while everyone just stared for a bit before going outside ignoring Seto completely, besides Mokuba anyways. "It's not chaotic outside anymore..."
"Hey can we continue this wedding on the beach?"
"I think the wedding went on hiatus for the moment..."
"No I don't think so see?" Yugi pointed to the pastor who had ran to the beach when the storm went on, "Serenity is walking to him."
"Hmmm... I think we lost the groom..."
"Yeah, he's out of commission..." said Mokuba sadly to the group.
"Really? Well, he deserves to be after he was so late!" Huffed Serenity.
"..."
"...I didn't mean to be..."
"Who said you could say anything!" She stomped over to him. Apparently he got up and started limping towards the group.
"Ummm... Look I'm sorry ok?"
"Sorry doesn't cut it Seto!" She angrily punched his chest as he just stared at her.
"This is the first time I'm ever late I'm sorry."
"Really?" She snarled at him.
"Yeah it actually is his first time ever being late." Mokuba said.
"...So what did you do? Sleep in?" She huffed turning away from him.
"Yeah Uhhh... I actually did." He scratched the back of his neck in an embarrassed fashion.
"You over slept the most important day of my life! Wait, scratch that! Our most important day!"
"...Yeah..."
"Errrrrgggh!"
"You you... You're lucky I love you; you know that!"
"..."
"Come on the priest guy is knocked out but this thing can still go on." Serenity began dragging Seto over to the knocked out old man on the beach.
"..." said the priest after being poked by Joey.
"I think he's dead you guys." Joey said after a while.
"...I'm not dead..." Joey jumped back when the 'dead priest' began to move.
"Can you still put the two of us together?" Asked Serenity hopefully after she helped the guy up.
"Yeah but I only remember the last few words without my book..."
"Where did your book go?" Yugi asked helpfully.
The priest pointed at the ocean.
"It was swept out to sea wasn't it?" Said the Pharaoh who was wearing a ski cap over his head for obvious reasons.
"That might be a slight problem..." Bakura said thoughtfully after a bit.
"A slight problem you brain dead tomb raider? A SLIGHT PROBLEM!" Shouted the Pharaoh.
"Don't call me that! You make me sound like Laura Croft when you call me that..."
"Look can we just get married?" Seto said back to his normal (well as normal as he is) self.
"Yes...sure...whatever you want Mister Kaiba..." The Priest went in front of the couple and said those few words he remembered from his book and they said their vows then he put the ring on her hand, she put another ring on his hand, then...
-We shall interrupt this program for a slight moment for a very important special. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balh blah blah blah blah. There we said it now back to your program.-
"That was so romantic..." Mai said.
"Wow..." Said Tea.
"-sniffle- How touching..."
"Joey? Man are you crying!"
"No there's just somethin' in my eye..."
"My brother finally got married..."
"Humph... This is getting too sappy for me I'm getting out of here."
"Me too."
"Me three."
"I half expected Serenity to slap him..." Miho said after a while.
"Me too." Ryou answered simply.
"Really Ryou?" The girls looked over at Ryou.
"Yes. Think about it. She kicked him and ran off. He was incredibly late and well... I would've done that if I was her..."
"To think about it I would've slapped him too..." Tea said.
"If Joey was late to my wedding I would kick him to high heaven." Joey eeped when he heard that then hid behind Tristan.
"Awwwww... They look so cute together..."
"Why is Seto on the ground?"
"Why is Serenity stepping on him?"
"Ummm... They were making out just a minute ago..."
"Hmmmm..."
"Why were you so late?"
"..."
"Why didn't you call me to tell me that you were running late!"
"..."
"Arrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!"
"They look somewhat happy to me..."
"Joey you aren't even looking at them how could you tell?"
"Because I just can... Wha!" Joey turned his head and saw that the Priest had run off and that Seto was face down in the sand with Serenity stepping on him.
"Seto! Are you even listening?" She stopped stepping on him, "Seto?" She leaned over and looked at his face. She poked him and seeing him unmoved by her measures to check if he was indeed living started wailing.
"He's dead!"
"...I'm not dead why are you so loud?" He got up slowly not wanting to be pummeled into the ground by her again.
"You're alive yay!" She embraced him in a big hug.
"?" Seto just looked confuzzled by her behavior. 'Why does she have so many mood swings? She usually doesn't have so many...'
He slowly just hugged her back before leading her back to the car (her car not the taxi). They ignored what their friends and siblings were saying or doing which was mostly catcalls and whistles and got into the car and he drove them to his house. (It's bigger so it makes sense.)
I updated. Don't complain I know it's bad ok? I uploaded it very late. My pills wore out too... Well, you are going to flame me now so I'll leave you as you go and do that. I need roasted marshmallows right now anyways so flame away!
DeepCerulean over and out!
