A/N: Fuck you, you fucking ass clown. Are you an idiot? Have you not read my disclaimers? For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, I got a "flame" for Mickie James' chapter. I love Mickie James. I even have the disclaimer saying that she's my favorite. Clearly, some jerks don't read. And they totally missed the point of this story. Edge is the one freaking out. I just write it.

I was highly disappointed with RAW Roulette on Monday. I should've gone on there and made it better. What was this Hardcore Holly crap? He looked a bit too happy to be playing dress up.

Charlie Haas

"World's Greatest Tag Team?" How about…no. Edge and Christian make up the world's greatest tag team.

Where did that mask come on Monday? Is he trying to be a rip-off Rey Mysterio? Please. Why would you want to insult your career like that? Yeah, it was only for one night, but just one night can taint your career. Can you say "Undertaker at Survivor Series?" Yeah, you can thank me for that shit.

Who in their right mind would marry Jackie? Um, no. She's disgusting. After she went to TNA, I hear she's pregnant. I really hope I don't have to see their child. Can you imagine what their child would look like? He looks like a German Borat and she looks like a haggard bitch. No wait, she is a haggard bitch. Good luck, Charlie.

What kind of name is Charlie anyways? It's a ridiculous name that belongs to a five year old that plays with blocks in his spare time.

Carlito

Out of all of the horrible hairstyles in the WWE (Randy Orton, Santino Marella), we have Car-fucking-lito.

Yeah, it was bad when it was really long to begin with. It got worse when he cut it. I never thought that a lack of shitty hair would be worse than an abundance of shitty hair. Look at Randy Orton. It really looks like a lawn mower attacked his head.

Why did you stay, Carlito? You were going downhill so quickly. You just don't let that type of momentum go. Now you have a shitty partner.

Oh, and you looked like Mike Brady with that Hardcore Holly wig on. You should think about keeping it. That glued on wig made you slightly more tolerable.

Jimmy Wang Yang

An Asian cowboy? I think that JBL might have been right on this one, and JBL is never right.

This is like his second or third stint in the WWE. Remember Akio? Well, meet Akio, alias of Jimmy Wang Yang.

I look better in cowboy hats. I don't have stupid tag team partners. I win more matches. I actually won tag team championships. I'm not a cruiserweight. The fans pay to see me.

I'm tired. Edge needs to take a nap.

A/N: Yeah, read author's notes, dumb fucks.

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