Dean and I both order cheeseburgers and fries, a couple sodas to go with it. We find it hilarious, for some odd reason that we wanted the same things. We are sneaking looks at each other, and blushing when our eyes meet. it feels like the first time you go out on a date, its strange but not unpleasant. We are getting some looks from the other people in the diner, so we decide to get it to go. Dean says he's gonna get a salad to drop off to his brother.
I pity the kid "Poor boy! Don't get along huh? "And I giggle.
Those green eyes crinkle with laugh lines again as he snorts that little Sammy preferred his rabbit food over burgers, no accounting for taste I guess...
We get the food, decide to drop off his brother's meal first, and I realize that we are both staying the night at the same motel, only doors down from each other. Weird...
Dean opens his door, throws in one of the bags and yells " See ya later, Sam! Never say I didn't do anything for you!"and turns to leave.
"Dean wait! What about the case.." And suddenly a very tall but handsome man appears in the doorway. I look up and he looks down. He seems shocked to see me for a second, but recovers quickly. "Oh of course.." he smirks.
Dean tightens his lips giving Sam a shut up look, " Of course what Sammy?" He growls.
"Well Dean, you've been gone like almost a whole hour.. And there's work to do...So of course you've got.. company.."
If looks could kill Dean's brother would be 6 feet under. Me, being Me, I decide to chime in, just to break the tension of course...
"Hi I'm _, is it Sam or Sammy? Are you another one of Dean's legion of whores? I'm thinking of joining up, my name has sort of led me down that path... So Are you one of his harem? He's really cute but it never hurts to have a good reference."
I have turned into a monster, what did you unleash Dean Winchester!
Sam's mouth has hit the floor.. He sputters out " I'm his brother!"
"It's ok really.. I won't judge, He's older, more experienced and that type of thing floats a lot of people's boats..." I can't stop... I am going to Hell.
By now Dean is dying, he can barely breathe he is laughing so hard at his brother's expense.
Sam narrows his eyes at me but I can see he's got a ghost of a smile forming on his lips. "You are insane.. And it's Sam."
I smile back, "Nice to meet you Sam, your brother literally picked me up at the bar and then dragged me out before I could kick someone's butt. Or at least bitch slap her with her own bra padding. He saved me the effort though.."
I can tell he doesn't know exactly how to take me but he smiles and says "Of course he did, my brother the hero..." was that a hint of sarcasm? Man after my own heart.
Dean runs with it, takes it for a compliment, puffed up his chest, threw an arm around me. He held up the burger bags and led me down towards my room, yelling back "Yeah everyone knows, I'm awesome, now time for this victor to enjoy the spoils!"
"Whatever Jerk!" Sam called out.
"Enjoy your lonely salad, Bitch!" Dean shouted cheerfully over his shoulder.
I was laughing at their by-play, but even more so when Sam slammed and locked their motel room door.
"Ouch, sorry. Lovers quarrels are harsh man.. Looks like someone's in the doghouse.. You like sleeping in the cold Dean?" I really need learn to censor myself someday.
He cages me against the motel door, "I can think a warmer place I'd like to bed down in.. What about you, any ideas where I could lay my head?"
He was inches from my face, I couldn't help staring at his mouth, he licked his bottom lip and then drew it in his mouth and bit it. Holy Hell this man should be locked away from anything with a pulse. As he releases it to pull his mouth into a grin I realize I have probably said that aloud as well. I found myself biting the corner of my own lip, trying not to jump on this gorgeous man. He does the lip thing again, his eyes go so hot I feel scorched inside. I squeaked, ok deep breath, and try again to make actual words.. "Ummm.." Slight Progress, ok don't be stupid
"M..my room has two beds, we can share til Sam cools down."
The sexy megawatt smile returned..
"Sam will be fine, if I need to go back he'd let me in.. The question is... Do I need to go back?"
Are you kidding? I thought, maybe just thought, pretty sure it was just thought... Oh my God, say something!
"Umm no..Not yet, we didn't even eat yet right? " I am pathetic, snap out of it girl, you are going 7th grade dance here when you could be living Penthouse Forum.
Dean smiled softly, says "Ok, let's go in and eat, honey." And ruffled my hair..
I have sooo been friend zoned. Stupid, stupid, stupid!
