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I sleeped tite dat nite an in da morning I cum downstars. I wuz greeeetd wit da smel uf eggoz an bakin. My papa hd cocked me brekfist evin tho I wuz on a diet/ I sit duwn sad lik an starred at mi plat of fat as fuud. I wuz upsit on a kount of I waz in luv wit both jacob an terri.

Mi papa tuk a seet nxt to meh, "Whats rong, huni?"

all it 1nce I blerted uot, "IM PRT UF A LUV TRIANGEL, PAPA!1"

He tryed to cumfurt meh bt it mde meh fel wors so I punshed hm in the fce an he strtd to crie cuz I broked his noes. I wuz mor den human,,, I waz mush mor. I wus a a foxxx deem on. I jus new it hd to b! der wuz sines al ovr the plce.

"papa!" I hallerd! "Y dnt u tel meh wat I I'm?!"

He cuvred hiss fce cuz I wuz so anrgy nd all pwrful lik. "don hert me! Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"

I bcked awy. Stun. Howe cood I do dis to meh on papa… I luvd hum… bt I vcoodnt tak seei hum lik dis. I mde a big ball of enr G bove ne hed an mde it cum crashin down on my papa… he wuz ded. I had no1 now. I had to merry terri or Jacob. It wus the onlee way I cood wit the babie ui hd growin in me….. I neded to fiined out hoo da dad waz furst… jabob… or terri armond Fabio… I hopped wit al me hart dat da babie daddii wuz

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"mama, im hungryyyyyyyyyyy!' babie meh shooted at my mama.

Mama wus so hawt an wuz a prostitutes so dats y wi dnt hve mch $$$ fo fuud.

She pat me messi boyish hare an smelled down at me, "we get pray sun."

It wuz al comin bak to meh. Me past as a foox demon… I wuz speshul an I dnt evn notise et!

" HEY LOLA BABY!"

Jacob cum runnin ovr to meh on the strrt an had wit out a shirt he cum runnin ovr to meh on the street.

He wuz sush a shovinistik pig but ihe wuz jus so hawt I wau in lux wit him. I had to tell him aboot the babi.

He cum obr to kiss me but I got sad look on me fase an say, "I'm preggers wit your babie."

"OMFGGG! WTF?! LOL? NO! FFFFUUuuuuuUUU-!"

I stped hum becuz he waz strtin ta trn un2 a wulf, "Jacob,,, it mei nut be urs… tho."

Den he got happi agin an did 5 bckflips in a row an I clapppped real loud for hum cuz it wus the cooliest thin I had EVAR seen in mu hooel lyfee! I hopped de babbie waz hiz!

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I wacthedd ass Jacob aproached meh. He wlkd slw lik an had moor swagger dan Jacob. I let terri kiss me bt den he see how sad I loked.

He plced a hnd on meh fce and ask, "Whats rong, my luv? But sft wat lite threw yondr winder brake tis de east an lola chastity es de sun!"

He quoted fum hamlet to mke me fel bettr but I stil had my pregnantcy scandle!

"TERRIOMGDONTBEMADBUTIMPREGNA NT!"

He smilled at meh, "I luv u n wil luv 2 hve ur babbie!"

At dat moment = I new dat I wnts terrri to beh the dad. I lurved him sooo soo mush!