Terrir pikd mi up ebvn tho I had said no cuz I wz in mi2nd trimester nd I herd dat "babiz cn "Die Hard" (Sorry, guyz! I had to qwote cuz udder wise its plagerism) wen da mama's hve fast movments!
"NOOOOOOOO!" I yolled at hm!
B4 he cuud fly aways wit meh, da protctive foxxx deman in mi taked compleet cantrul && I trnsfoamed in2 mi tru foam! I wuz prolly rilly scAREy on a kounta I uz a bigfox montsr. Ppl arund us creamed like banshes nd try to fled, bt o run ovr an slash there throwt nd ppl bled to deth dat way. :O I wuz so powrfull an I nvr kno it till di 1 day!
I strt to turn bak in2 meh bt dem I saw it. It wuz terri an he luckd funy.
"wuts rong, babi?" I asked but I dnt mean th babi insid of meh I ment terri
Terri shake his head nd begun to lip up all da blood from da ppl I had jus kilt! I WUZ DISGUST!1
He trn to mi an den strt 2 cri.
"y u mke me b di way?! I wuz doin o gud an nut hurtin anye1! U r a bd influent!? Fuk u, bish! I c u in heel, cant!"
Dem I strtd to cray and cray! He hurd mu feelinz n I wuntsd to dime cuz tis wux al muh fult! De room strt to pun and I felt nashus! I loose balance and fel too daa grund!
Da lst ting I saw wuz terri runin ovr to me and muh mamas ghost. Whu wud I b joinin?!
My tumtum hit the sidwlk wit a BOOMBASH! Da babi waz goin tou be retard.
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I wak up 2 jacab an terri fitin ovr sumtin prolly me and lil re-re. I wuz un a hostipul bed an I herd beepin an aw them fitin but I coodnt hear a shingle ting. Wuz I def?!
Dem da dr cam in an he saw I wuzzup.
"Godness! U tuk qwiet da spil! U kay?"
"I nud an wuz nut def afrall! Bt I dnt say nut a sungl wrd… wz I mute?!
Jcob run to hig meh, bt terri whip him in da bak lik a slve ownr than aid da n wrd. I crid cuz mi hlf retrd gay cuzin wuz a blk guy.
Den the dr said it wuz okeyan tuk jj (I jus mde dat niknam up!) 2 da hospital uthr rum nd sew hus mesd up bak.
Terri run to me an layd a hnd on mi tummy. I lckd dwn fo da firs tim n I notis dat tere wuz dent in me! I wuz so bud I cood see the entire babi!
I cri moar an terri try to comfort meh, bu I slap hm an nerly merderd hum on da pot..
"u cnt use dat wrd! Itz our word!" I yell.
Ppl staf cam in=, but day saw it wuz jus me in da bed an nut a blck guy tryin to stel stuf lik needlz fo herowin. Day lft.
Terri nelt dun besids me and say softly and sexily in mu er, "I us rutless slav ownr… I hd lik abut a milon slaves an I usd da n word at dem a ton off tims… I'm nut sorry eatr. Ut wuz da tim an I luv blckz nao so I hd sexxx wit 1 wile u wer noked ut 2 prov it."
I smild nd kizzd hum. I wuz nut lik otter sutern huckz, he wuz no rasist onlu a teeni bit.
Aftr hour brak thru, I tell edward bout da babi bein mently dishabled. He waled an stamp hus fut da flur an den nokd a nrse ovr and she die ofd skul fraktur.
"I cnt belev dis!" he ay madli
Bt Jacob wuz bak an he cood beleb it!
"OH YEAH! I cud uze hum ass bat fr pry lik bares an muntan lianss ur uze hum to pik up chiks!"
I shud a tare cuz bajoc wntd tuj b a fmly.
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Un onor of cunco deay mi YO! (da dey uf da ded) di s chptr wil be in speshul J onle urmut cuz dey dnt hve js unly hs.
Hacum wuz dncin arund un ma rum in da jospital wile Terri wuz punchin a portrat of a sale boat jangin in da wall.
Tjen tje dr cum in n ay "is mor serius dan we jad taut oriently! We ned to uprat immeansly!"
Dem urgens, sykayatrits, pedeotrisjuns, an ordodontistz run un an str dar wrk. Day dnt juf timto put mej ndr so I cunt to 0987654235678907654 an jeld my breatje fro dat lung cu z I jve supr lungs cuz I usd ta swm, dive, an play da trampet,
it jurt wen dey cat me opin an took lil re-re ut bot I sicked it upp!
Da dr gve me mu babi aftr slappin it. I kild jer cuz of my protective foss demon in me an no 1 tucjez da babi. Ut wuz a gurl an I nam jur aftr mi but den I tot dat I sjud nam her atr my mama instud. I give hr selina like mi died mama.
1nce da dr lft I tused selina in da are a baziliun tims and dnceed crazily wit her. Da sykiatricst stay bejind bt I dnt belev in fortun tellin ur majik, unly fate us reel an ut wuz mi fate to rase selina lik she sjud be: jlf demon foz/w.e. da fater uz.
