Disclaimer: I still don't own Oresama Teacher~~ (neither Beelzebub hihi... a tiny little surprise)
Main pairing: TakaomixMafuyu
Note: First I only made a one-shot (complete) but I just had that idea for another one-shot with Hitoshi (Mafuyu and Takaomi's devil baby). I hope you'll like it too!
Reply to reviews: I was trying to use baby sounds to make Hitoshi talk but when I re-read the chapter I saw Beel with black hair in my mind, so I understand perfectly your comments! Well, in the end, it turned out like Babybel was the perfect model lol. I hope it's not too disturbing...
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Summary: Takaomi takes his son to the park and meets a weird family...
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ORESAMA TEACHER
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One-shot
Devil Baby meets Devil Baby
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"Mafuyu!" Takaomi called out to his wife, holding their one year old son in his arms. "We're going!"
"Mmffmnn..." The young woman mumbled in her pillow, turning away from their bedroom door and of course from her husband.
"My, maybe I was too loving last night, huh?" Takaomi said with a large smirk as he entered the bedroom.
"Shtmmpp..." Mafuyu frowned, her face still pressed into her pillow
The tall dark haired man chuckled proudly, seeing how weak she was after their long torrid night, when himself was perfectly fine. He walked to the bed and crouched in front of her, caressing her hair as she slowly went back to sleep.
"See you later." Takaomi whispered, pushing her long strands of hair away to kiss her neck gently.
"Baba..." The little Hiroshi said, patting his mother's shoulder.
But Mafuyu was already asleep and couldn't reply to the two men of her life. Takaomi stood up again and put her sliding covers back to her neck. He ruffled her hair one last time and went out, closing the door behind him.
"Are you ready Hitoshi?" Takaomi asked his son, putting him down in front of the stairs.
"Babu!" The baby nodded his small head and stood on his little feet.
"All right." Takaomi nodded. "GO HITOSHI!" He shouted while pointing at the stairs.
His baby son disappeard in a puff of smoke, running like mad downsairs. Takaomi looked above their floor fence and saw his son right down in front of their building, panting like crazy.
"Well done honey!" Takaomi shouted, waving at him.
"Babu! Babu!" The baby shouted with a big smile, waving his tiny arms furiously.
"All right, I'm coming down, wait here!" Takaomi shouted before he went downstairs, taking his time.
When the tall man went down, he took his baby back in his arms and walked slowly down their street. They noticed how shops owners hid as soon as they saw them. Takaomi smirked, patting his son's little head.
"Look honey, when you show off your power, no one can go against you." He said, dark snake eyes sliding from one shop to the other, leaving aside the shops held by women.
On their way, some owners jumped down to hide as they passed by their windows. Others closed their door like Death was walking down their street. Some were petrified, looking with frightened eyes as the two living nightmares of men in the neighbourhood passed them, promising painful tortures to those who'd dare come too close to Saeki Mafuyu.
Ah Takaomi was proud of himself, his little treathening methods were bearing their fruits. Now was time to train his trump card on their training grounds: the park.
He put his son down and went to retrieve a big bag hidden in a bush. There were soccer ballons inside, at least a dozen.
"Go Hitoshi!" Takaomi threw a soccer ball to his son. "This man wants to hit on your mother!"
The baby jumped and hit the ball full force with his little foot, sending it flying in the trees. Takaomi smirked and threw another ball.
"This one is too close!" He shouted, his son headbutted the ball and send it boncing on the ground, making a big hole where it first hit.
"Hitoshi! This one-"
That exercise lasted for one hour, Takaomi made his son bring back the balls, chronometring him as he did. Then he tested his fastness and made him run to retrieve all the balls they'd used. He was really fast and it could be pretty useful if he had to go to his mother to protect her from undesirable attention in a very short time...
"All right Hitoshi." Takaomi patted his son's head. "You were amazing, I'm proud of you."
The baby blushed and made an adorable smile to his father. Takaomi smiled gently, taking him in his arms and kissing his chubby cheeks.
"You're a good boy, Hitoshi." The black haired man said. "I'll buy you some cakes, okay?"
"Babu!" The baby boy nodded his little head happily.
"All right." Takaomi said, kissing his spiky black hair. "Let's buy something for your mother too."
"Hn!"
As they made their way to the park exit, they noticed a couple with a baby. The man was younger than the woman, he was rather tall and had wild brown hair and wore casual clothes. The baby had light green hair and clear green eyes and he locked eyes with Hitoshi who tilted his head. Why was he naked?
"Baba bu?" Hitoshi asked. 'Aren't you cold?'
"Ba." The other baby shook his head from left to right. 'No.' "Babu bu baa ba." 'It's pretty comfortable.'
"Baa..." Hitoshi nodded. 'Ooh...'
That baby, he looks like the woman more, Takaomi thought as he stared at her. She was attractive. Blond with green eyes and a beautiful body. Her outfit though... Maid fetish?
"Hm." Takaomi rubbed his chin as he looked at the woman. It would look great on Mafuyu...
Hitoshi's Mama protection radar rang and he turned back to his father. He frowned when he saw him looking at the woman and bit his shoulder. Hard.
"Ow! Hitoshi!" He shouted.
"Babu! Baba bu!" The baby scolded his father. 'Don't look at other girls than Mama!'
Takaomi rubbed his shoulder. He's strong, he thought, feeling pride as a father.
"Babu baa!" The other baby scolded Hitoshi. 'Don't hurt your Dada!'
"Babu bu buba!" Hitoshi frowned at him. 'He looked at your Mama too!'
"B-babu bu baba!" The baby blushed. 'S-she's not my Mama!'
"Young master?" The woman asked, taking the baby in her arms and holding him against her. "What is it?"
"Ba... babu..." The baby said, looking down. 'I-it's nothing..'.
She misunderstood, thinking that Hitoshi said something to the young master. She turned to Hitoshi and glared at him icily.
"Is there a problem little one?" She asked, frowning at the black haired baby.
"Oi, what do you want with my boy?" Takaomi glared at her, his black eyes burning as he towered her with his height. No one picked on his son.
"Get out of my way, human." The woman took a step forwards.
"Wow wow! Hilda stop it!" The young man with them intervened, standing in front of the blond woman. Then he turned to Takaomi. "Don't worry, she's a foreigner so she's not used to life here yet."
"How rude. I've been here for some time now." Hilda said, frowning at the young man and taking an umbrella out of nowhere.
"Wah! Hilda, let's go home now okay?" He exclaimed, taking the green haired baby on his shoulders and grabbing the blond woman by the waist.
"You impudent-"
The three of them disappeared and Takaomi looked at the direction they took.
"Strange family..." He said.
"Babu." Hitoshi nodded, looking in the same direction.
The father and son then made their way back to their home, passing by the cake shop down street to buy some sweets. When they arrived in front of their appartement, Takaomi opened the door and came face to face with a crying Mafuyu.
"Ma-what the hell happened?!" He asked in worry.
"Takaomi!" She cried, throwing herself in his arms. "You were gone for so long!"
She was sobbing hard and Takaomi looked panicked.
"Baba!" Hitoshi started crying too, seeing his mother in that state.
Mafuyu stopped crying and immediately let go of her husband to take her son in her arms, squeezing him and rubbing her cheek against his.
"Aw I'm sorry my cutie baby don't cry! Mommy only missed you a whooole lot!" Mafuyu said, balancing herself from left to right.
"Baaba!" The little Hitoshi, squeezed his mother's neck back, rubbing his own cheek against hers too.
"My baby boy! My cutie pie! My honey bunny!" Mafuyu kept hugging her son tightly. He was the cutest!
"Oi." Takaomi frowned at the two. "Come on that's enough." He said putting the cakes down and walking to them.
Hitoshi turned his small face to him and Takaomi gaped as he made a smirk and buried his face into his mother's long hair.
"You!" Takaomi exclaimed, hurrying to his wife to take Hitoshi from her. "Let go dammit!"
"Takaomi?!"
"I-it's my turn now!"
"Babu!"
"I-I bought you cakes!"
"Takaomi stop it!"
Hitoshi laughed loudly, sandwished between his father and mother as they fought over either to make him let go or keep him. He was having so much fun!
It was another normal day at the Saeki's house...
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At the Oga's house:
"Young master, won't you tell me what that kid said?" Hilda asked Beelze who was sitting on her lap as she dried his hair after his bath.
"Babu!" The green haired baby shook his head from left to right, his chubby cheeks pink.
"Why not?" She asked, feeling a little lonely. "Don't you trust me anymore?..."
"Hilda..." Oga said, sitting on his bed and drying his own hair with a towel. "They were just having a nice conversation between kids, right Beel?"
"Babu..." The baby grabbed a pan of Hilda's skirt and played with it, looking away from the two.
"See! I told you he did something!" Hilda exclaimed, lifting Beel to her level and looking at his face. "What did he say young master? Was he mean to you?"
"Ba." The baby blushed and turned away. He wouldn't say it.
"Beel?" Oga asked, now curious of what that other baby said.
There was no way Beelze would say he was against someone calling Hilda his mother. And he would never say that her being his nanny won't be enough for him when he'd grow up... Then he looked up at Oga, waiting for his reply.
"Dada!" He exclaimed, holding his arms out.
Oga smirked and took him from Hilda.
"So that was it?" He said, sitting Beel on his lap. "You just wanted to be like that baby with his father?"
Beel blushed and nodded his little head. Hilda of course glared at Oga who just shrugged his shoulders.
"That's not fair!" Hilda exclaimed, stomping away.
"She's going to come back." Oga said, ruffling Beel's hair.
The baby narrowed his eyes with a smirk.
"Babu..." He mumbled. 'Diversion complete...'
"Did you say something Beel?"
"Ba!"
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Fin.
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TADAAAAAA! It's finished! It was short but I liked to write it. Hitoshi wasn't too devilish in this one but I'll try to make another one-shot... if I have another idea. ^^ Have a very nice day!
