1A/N: Is this what I think it is? Am I back? Is 'Home' actually being updated? Well to all you people who read this story, then the answer is yes, darling doodle pie.

Grandma Andromeda

As the light in Remus in Tonks' room grew brighter, the noise outside their door silenced as the Weasleys left for Hermione Granger's house. A note was left on their bedside explaining. Remus was sleeping quite comfortably when a very heavy pillow slammed into his side. He sat up so fast, he saw little stars. He swore.

"Ah, we have a mighty mouth here don't we?" Tonks said grinning evilly. She was fully clothed with bright, long, lemon yellow hair. Her face was inches from his with her knees on either side of Remus' legs. Tonks kissed him fully on the lips before springing up and ripping the sheets off of him. Remus instinctively curled up as she flung the curtains open.

"Get up Remus! We are meeting with my mum and dad in less than T-Minus," she checked her watch, "three hours!"

That comment made Remus fully awake. "We're going to see your parents?" He said incredulously. "Why? It's full moon tonight."

"Well, one, I am pregnant, and two, we have to tell them sometime. Plus we'll be home before the moon rises," she said matter-of-factly. She was now throwing Remus' best robes on their bed, which only had two patches, on the elbows. Tonks tossed a pair of pants on top of the robe. She whirled around to look at him.

"Hurry and get ready, you know my mother, she would have a heart attack if we were late." With that, Tonks left the room and closed the door with a snap. She was right. After the war, Andromeda became increasingly bitter. Perhaps it was the thought that her sisters had became so evil that she wanted to forget about them. Maybe looking into Tonks' face reminded her of the past. Whatever reason she might have, Remus did not know it. The only thing he knew, as he pulled his pants on, was that the meeting with Andromeda Tonks was not going to be a happy one.

And, arriving at Andromeda's house...

As they apparated onto the doorstep to the house, Remus felt like his insides had dropped suddenly. He glanced at Tonks, who had changed her hair and miraculously flattened her stomach, she looked the same as he did. She flicked some of her brown hair out of her eyes and turned to Remus.

"Ready?" She asked quietly. Remus nodded. Tonks reached her arm out and knocked the door, once. As she raised her hand to knock again, the door flew open revealing Andromeda Tonks and her husband, Ted. Without a word, she ushered them inside and on to a rather stiff couch.

"So, Nymphadora, what is it you would like to tell me?" Andromeda said coldly as she sat on the couch facing them. Ted cleared his throat softly.

"Oh, nothing much mother," Tonks said airily. "You know Remus right?"

"Yes," Andromeda said cutting off Ted, "Nymphadora, you were never well when it came to closing you mind."

Remus didn't dare to look at Tonks. It wasn't like Andromeda didn't know, because there was a large percent in her favor that she knew Tonks was pregnant. A shrill whistle broke the awkward silence.

"Tea!" Ted said, almost in relief. He bustled into the kitchen. Andromeda was still looking coldly at Tonks and Remus.

"Tea time," Ted sang as he re-entered the living room. He stumbled on the rug and the tray went flying; Andromeda, not even looking, flicked her wand at the tray which reassembled itself.

"Well, no time like the present," Tonks said to Remus. She turned to her mother and said, "I'm pregnant."

"Are you two married?" Andromeda asked. Her expression hadn't changed, as though she didn't believe it.

"Ah, no." Remus and Tonks said in unison; a dull flush rose to their faces.

"So you are telling me, that you are unmarried, pregnant, with a wolf!" Andromeda shrieked. Tonks and Remus rose angrily to their feet.

"I think it's time you leave!" Andromeda said. She waved her wand at Remus. Instantly he was catapulted from inside the house and hurled outside the door.

"MOM!" Remus heard from inside. He scrambled to his feet and went to charge at the door, but was thrown back instead. There was an unperturbed charm on it. So, Remus tried apparating inside; a sickening pain spread from his head to his toes and a voice sounding Andromeda's said, "No! No! No!"

Remus stayed outside the Tonks' house, until the sun started to set, and he realized that the full moon was going to be borne. Remus apparated back to Grimmauld Place and encountered one of the most painful transformations. Not an inch of his skin by morning wasn't covered in blood.