Al Bundy didn't neccessarily like most of the work involved in child-rearing, but he didn't mind this part. He had to tell his nine year old son Bud a bedtime story. At least now he could give Bud some of his values.
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Al: Okay Bud, here's the story of the "Hooker who cried Wife." Once there was a great man, who once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game. He had only one fear, a horrible red-headed monster, he called his wife. One night, as the man was visiting a hooker, she decided to have some fun with him. She said his wife had just seen them. The great man panicked, dove under the bed, hit his head on the way down. All the while the hooker laughed at him. A few months later this man, did I mention he once scored four touchdowns in a single game?
Bud: Yes dad.
Al: Good, it's always an important part. Anyway this great man, went back to that hooker, he didn't realize his wife was following him. The hooker saw this red-headed monster, she tried to warn him. But the man had been fooled once, so he thought she was lying. The wife shot the hooker in the head, she got off easy. She tortured the man, spawned two of the laziest children he ever saw, forced this great man, who once scored four touchdowns in a single game, to sell shoes to the fattest monsters you ever imagined. Anyway, the moral of this story is "Never go to the same hooker twice."
