Boxer and Socks fall through the ceiling again. Boxer is in bed while Socks is on the toilet. They both give Suspender a dark look.
"So nice for you to grace me with your presence today." She says with a straight face.
"This is not what I want to wake up to or how to be woken up." Boxer says pulling up the sheet.
"I'm not stopping what I was doing so you can only be blamed for what your about to smell." Socks says.
She pauses, "I'm going to ignore what and keep on talking. Alright angels we have a grave situation on our hands."
"I bet. What is it? Another shit storm?" Boxer asks combing his hair back with his fingers.
"The only shit storm is coming from your mouth on a daily basis. But I'm prepared for it this time." She says putting her hands behind her back. Chuck pushes out a small old women. She is wearing a formal suit and looks nervous. "Boys meet our new client the principle of Daten's City academic institution. Apparently we only have one."
"Client for what?" Socks asks pulling up his pants and sitting next to Boxer.
"Well the thing is our students are missing. Or rather they are going missing." She said in a fast and twitchy voice. Chuck chomped on the back of her leg. "Ouch. Well some of them are still there. I called the police but they can't figure it out."
"So it must be the work of a ghost." Socks says rolling his eyes.
"It's more than a ghost it's the demon. Oh please save our school." The principle latches onto Boxer's leg. "Oh please help us."
Bower kicks her off angrily. "Great way to ask us like we have a fucking choice."
"I knew you would agree. All right you two. Go wash yourselves and get to high school before that ghost kidnaps anymore students. And remember to not draw attention to yourself. Resist the urge to be yourselves." She says before turning around and leaving with the principle.
It seems like a normal day. There is a couple PMSing while a nerd is getting shoved into a locker and a group of girls are gossiping in the corner. Boxer drives into the hallway with Socks in the passengers' seat. They stop and get out as people around them wonder what is going on. They step out with pimped out uniforms. Socks is wearing dark plaid loose shorts that show off his purple and black striped socks with a black school jacket. Boxer wears a white button up shirt that is not buttoned at the top with a red tie and kakis'.
"Are those celebrities?"
"Are we in a music video?"
Boxer takes off his sunglasses, "we're angels bitches." He says with a smile.
"You do know we are suppose to NOT draw attentions to ourselves, right?" Socks says.
"Who cares?" They walk down as people take pictures of them. "The girls in this school seem easier than the one's in heaven." Boxer says his hand resting on his head.
"That was convincing for a minute I actually thought you knew what school was like up there." Socks says with a snicker.
"I said girls at this school. I wouldn't know that if I actually wasted time in class. Would I?"
"That's true." Socks takes out a map of the school. "Okay let's get this over with. Where should we start?"
As they begin looking they hear a distant scream. "Huh?" they both look up and see someone running towards them.
"What in the fuck? That's not suspicious or anything." Bower says.
"We didn't even have to go looking for trouble." Socks says putting the map in his pocket.
As the person runs past them Socks puts his foot out making the person trip. Boxer gets out his gun and shoots the bees away. They look at the person on the ground. The girl pushes herself up and looks at Boxer.
"H-hot." She says blushing. She had bright red curly hair and bangs that covered her eyes. She was wearing head phones and a big green sweatshirt with strange badges on them. She also had green shorts and green boots that went up to her knees.
They stared at each other for a second then Boxer says, "That all you got." He kicks the bee hive again and she runs around them screaming.
Boxer and Socks snicker. "Hay, here's a thought. Let's take this one home and call it a day." Boxer says loudly.
"Haha, yah. We'll say she's a geeky bee ghost or something. I'm down." They say laughing.
"Help! I can't see and my face hurts." She yells. She runs into one of the football players. She falls on her back and looks up at Barbie. She is sitting atop a chair that is held by a couple football players.
"Oh briefs darling. You're not really running around so carelessly with my bee hive, now are you?" She asks with her legs crossed.
"Ah," Briefs bows on her knees. "Uh I'm so sorry. It's not my fault I swear."
Boxer and Socks kneel next to her. "Aw that was a cute look for you. Why did ya take it off? So hay what the fuck is that?" Boxer asks.
"Ew, gross. I smell douche bag whores." She says plugging her noise. "I don't care who you are or who you want to be but this school belongs to me." She puts her hand to her chest.
Boxer didn't like her. She felt off to him. "You the fucking janitor."
"Ya because we met the principle and she's hotter." Socks says standing up.
"My name is Barbie. You may also refer to me as Queen Barbie, her Majesty or Goddess. Allow them to demonstrate."
"All hail Barbie, her majesty, God." They all yell in unison except for Brief.
"Did she seriously refer to herself as Barbie? Those out dated fetish doll with a zillion lame ass occupations."
"She did and I'm allergic to plastic. Let's get out of here." Socks says motioning for them to leave. Boxer steps on the bee hive as they leave.
"Oh no. No one walks out in the middle of me being worshiped. And how dare you call me plastic"
At the end of the day Barbie Barbie is in the hallway as girls ask how she gets so beautiful. "I guess I was born with it." Boxer drives through the wall and takes off in the opposite direction. Barbie and her followers are left in a pile of dust. Barbie grinds her teeth in anger.
The next day they are in science class. "Look how hot I could be if I were a scientist." Boxer says in a lab coat and goggles. A beaker is next to him. "I think I could turn on a lot of girls just wearing this." Barbie switches beakers. He picks it up and sneezes spilling the contents of it on the person next to him. The guy brakes out in hives. Boxer and Socks laugh at the poor guy and Brief runs to the nurse as Barbie growls in anger.
After that is lunch where a group of girls are crowding Boxer. "Look girls if you want to get a guy you need to try to be sexier. Try striking poses. Like this." He says demonstrating. They copy him and the last one bumps into Barbie. Brief tries to help her up but Barbie pushes her away.
As she is entering the center of the building with her last few followers she sees the janitor change her signs from Barbie to Boxer and Socks. She stomps on the floor and screams, "How am I getting beat by a couple of dudes!"
Down the hallway four ugly girl nerds are clearing there lockers.
"Those Boxer and Socks boys are deleting Barbie from everyone's play list."
"Consider her beta test expired." Says the girl next to her.
"Ya right, I don't know what that means but I'm ready for a new mental image for my locker. Bye bye Barbie." She says throwing the last doll away.
"Girl, it's time for us to eliminate and wipe our hard drives clean of that nasty virus and hail our new royalty." The last girl opens her locker to show it full of Boxer and Socks novelties.
"I know I didn't hear what I think I just heard. Try that again bitches." They slowly turn around.
Boxer and Socks sit in the back of the sex education class room. "Listen up maggots. Your still practically just embryo's, and that means that if you have sex you'll die. I mean it and death is perminate." The professor/gym teacher yells.
Boxer sits on his desk playing with one of his own figures. Socks sits next to him reading a magazine.
"Check this shit out Socks. I've never had my own action figure." He says with a smile.
"You're just in it for the uniform." Socks says turning the page of his magazine.
"So?"
"That's what I like to here." The professor says not noticing the conversation. "Alright you can use one of these." He says handing Boxer a condom.
"Is this gum? Sweat!" He says it and chews it then blows it up.
"What are you guys doing?" Brief asks frantically.
The condom blows up in Boxer face. "Ah, what the fuck?" He says angrily.
"Oh hay geek girl, didn't see you there." Socks says only giving her a glance.
"You got do something all my friends are disappearing, well I mean the people in the halls." She says getting out her phone. She shows them a picture of the locker that had all there faces Xed out.
They go to the locker after class. "What the fuck is that?" Boxer asked seeing it in person.
"This is the work of a ghost there going to kidnap us all and eat our brains." She says still in a panic.
"Their going to do what now? Slow the fuck down I can't understand you." Boxer says.
"You may not believe this but I am and expert in ghost. Plus I got this proton pack for my birthday last year." She explains with a smile on her face.
"Wait that stuff is real?" Boxer and Socks ask in unison.
After school they go to the schools football field and use a ghost detector that resembles a metal detector. It isn't doing anything useful for them.
"I hope who ever gave you that thing kept the receipt because it is either broken as hell or trying to make you look like a stupid nerd." Boxer says following close behind her.
"What exactly were we taking when we decided to follow the ginger freak?" Socks asks.
Brief stops and turns around. "I'm sorry it usually works."
Boxer kicks it in frustration. "Proton pack of shit." Then the thing starts to beep. Boxer smiles, "I knew that would fix it."
Then the thing smokes and blows up. Brief coughs from the smoke.
"Well isn't this just a delight. I was afraid I would never see you two again."
They turn around and see Barbie on the top of the stands surrounded by all the football players and cheer leaders.
"You again. We thought we left you in the trash." Boxer says.
"Were busy at the moment." Socks says.
"Did you find what you were looking for?" She asked with her hands crossed.
"Are you fucking deaf?" Boxer yells. "We don't have time to waste on you."
"Is that so?" She asks with a dark expression. "I wonder if you'll say that after I show you this?" She jumps down landing into a pile of football players who push her back up into the air where she rips off her human flesh to reveal her true form.
"I-It's a real ghost." Brief says then faints.
"Could this be any more fucking predictable?" Boxer asks Socks.
"Nope." He replies. "She's a queen, she's a bee. She's a queen bee we fucking get it."
"I hope you two have something good to bring to teacher Barbie because stupidity results into death in my classroom." Barbie says her voice now low and demonic.
Boxer gets his gun. "This bitch just never shuts the fuck up."
"Let's just get this over with. I need a candy bar." Socks says revealing his swords.
"Who's ready to play?" Boxer yells ready to fight.
"Go!" Barbie screams and the football plays charge at them. They jump up nearly miss getting tackled. Boxer lands and turns to kick the football. It sores above them. They chase after it. Socks hits it back. They chase the ball for a while as Barbie watches from above.
"Why did I think those numb sculls could handle such a simple task?" Barbie says hitting her forehead with her palm.
Brief wakes up and says, "It was all a dream. Thank goodness."
"Heads up!"
"Huh?" a ball falls in her hand. She looks and sees an army of football players charging at her. She drops the ball and jumps out of the way just before they try to tackle her. She sighs in relief.
Boxer and Socks walk to the pile of guys. Socks pokes them with his sword. "Who are these guys anyway?"
The helmets pop off and turn into giant black bees. Boxer shoots them before they can fly away. "Bee gone." He says blowing the smoke away from the top of his gun. Socks rolls his eyes.
The football players start to wake up. "My head hurts?"
"Was I just a bee?"
"Uh, not exactly. Barbie decided to put bees in your ears to control you." Socks explains.
Barbie growls at them.
"You know what that means?" Both Boxer and Socks says.
"It's extermination day Bee-itches." Boxer says shooting off the bees of the people possessed with them.
Socks cut down any that try to escape. "I'm gonna need you to stop making bee puns." Socks says to Boxer. Boxer laughs.
Socks jumps up cutting another one down.
"Fine. This should finish you off." Barbie turns around and her butt turns into a hive and shoot many more bees. "Get your asses out there and destroy them!"
"Did she just shoot bees out of her but?" Boxer asks. They run towards the bees. The football players hold out Brief to use her as a stepping boost. They jump off her and fly towards Barbie.
Boxer laughs, "just the boost we needed."
Socks uses his swords and spins them cutting through the bees and towards Barbie. Socks gives Boxer one last boost. He shoots through the bees and gets to Barbie. "This is your last sale Barbie." He sticks the gun in her stomach. "REPENT MOTHER FUCKER!"
The ghost explodes and the bell rings for a job well done. Boxer and Socks land softly on the ground. Boxer sticks out his hand just as eight coins fall into his hand. "Cheep bastards."
Socks looks up, "here comes the geeks."
Four people fall to the ground wrapped in what looks like a cocoon.
Boxer looks up and sees the cheer leaders helping one another. "Hmm, I think I need to inspect those girls for any injuries."
Socks looks at the girls then at Boxer, "oh what the hell you earned it."
Boxer smiles, "need any help ladies?" he says running towards them.
Socks glances at Brief, "You gonna join? He'll fuck anyone with boobs and a vag. And from what I can see you have boobs."
Brief shook her head as her face turned red.
Socks shrugged. "Good for you." He walks away before she could as what he meant.
Boxer leaves with a girl having a happy ending.
