The premier for Sex in the Daten City has become a great hit! Featuring Boxer and Socks. The new movie coming out this winter is an adventure with a little romance put in. This new release has gotten Boxer into modeling for big clothing brands. Boxer is now one of the most eligible bachelors in Daten City and he does not let it live down. Boxer is now known as flirtatious and sexy up incoming actor, blah blah blah…" Socks says reading the magazine out loud. He throws the magazine at chuck. "Flirtatious. HA. He fucks anything that will move. Like hell he's 'flirtatious'" he says sticking his tongue out acting as if he will vomit.

He picks up the nearest pudding and shoves a spoonful in his mouth. He shivers and gets on his computer. "I just had a pudding 'gasim."

The bell rings. "geeze, he's hear. Only 10 thousand years later."

Socks gets in Boxer's stretch limbo. They pull away from the crowd of screaming fans.

"How's it going over there Boxer?" Socks ask Boxer who is at the other side of the limbo. He has two girls at his lap, a girl cleaning his shoes and his manager typing away on a computer.

"Just fine, hay remember that time you made a really fucked up commercial."

The manager pulled up the video as Socks face darkened. It had Socks singing. "Glaze my donut, eat my donut. I got a donut for you."

Boxer laughs his ass off while stocking finds Chuck and throws him at boxer. "Shut up doughbag."

"Haha. What ever happened to that job? Didn't you get fired?"

"I wasn't fired I just refused to sell myself cheap, unlike some pricks I know."

"Fine sit there and lick it while I get laid."

"As long as you do it after the premier I don't care what whole you fall into."

They arrive at the premier surrounded by hundreds of fans. They begin there speeches.

Boxer starts, "Thank you so much for coming here tonight." Cheers erupt.

Socks continues, "We have been looking forward to this day for a long time."

"Some might just say we are only in it for the money, but that is only partly true we really do it for you!" he says finishing.

The announcer comes on. "Can you believe it ladies and gentlemen! Sex and the Daten City is already a hit even before it is in theaters. Not to mention this is Boxer's debut film…"

Boxer glares at the announcer then yells. "Hold it, what is this bullshit? Are you suggesting this is my first film? You know who I am, I make movies all the time. This is number two you prick." Boxer whistles. "Bring it Chuck."

Chuck appears with an old VHS tape in his mouth.

"What did you just pull out of your ass?" Socks asks.

"Oh like you don't know." Finally he pries the tape from his teeth and tosses him. "Here play this. And next time do some mother fucking research."

The tape begins with Boxer sitting on a couch smoking. He takes a deep breath in as sirens play in the background. A girl sits next to him and throws her arms around his neck. They kiss. The girl starts unbuttoning her blouse and they soon figure out it is a porno.

"Not many actors can handle that kind of role but I knew I had what it takes." Boxer said as the film continued and the audience watched in horror.

Security gather money to keep the audience quiet about the film but the damage is already done.

Boxer continued to gloat not fully realizing what he had just done. He continued all the way back to the green room till one of the people stopped the movie. Socks sat next to him with a dark expression.

"Dah fuck, put it back on. We were just to the good part." Boxer yelled.

The manager burst in. "What the hell were you thinking? Your debut film is a porno!?"

"WHAT!?" Boxer yelled in confusion. "Serious. It was a direct-to-video. No wonder I haven't won an Oscar yet."

"That's not the point! There is a bigger problem!"

"What was my acting bad?"

"No you were very good. But that's beside the point!"

"What the fuck is the point then?"

"The fucking point is you have three brain cells left and there all fighting for your attention. Why would you play your porno during the movie premier? Now our movie will get canceled!" Socks says finally at his breaking point.

The manager whispers to Boxer, "and I hate to be the barer of bad news but leaking sex tapes is known as career suicide."

It seems to finally hit him. "So it's over. No more celebrity lifestyle. No more women in lines just to see me? It will all be over?" Boxer says finally cracking. "I fuckin hate it here."

Socks sighs then drinks his tea. "It's all over because of you."

"Wait I have an idea." Suddenly losing his dark mood.

"I'm sure that one hurt." Socks mumbled.

Boxer grabbed the tape and shoved it in Chucks throat. He chomped on it until there was nothing left. Boxer patted his hands satisfied. "Easy as pie. It's like it never happened."

The group is left in aw.

"Are you fucking retarded. Someone already taped that thing. It's already on the internet. Dammit can you be any more stupid?" Socks gets up. "How fucking slow can you be? God did not design you for thinking. Either that or he put you brain in you dick."

Boxer snapped, "I don't know what the fuck your trying to say but I know it reeks of ass hole you ass hole. You're just fucking jealous. You just watch me get women left an right were you can't even get a fucking dog to come near your ass." He pauses. "No need to worry though this will be all over soon. As long as I can get my group to clean-?" Boxer stops as he sees no one there. "What the fuck, where did they go?"

"Guess the ass that gets women left and right was too much for them. They left before you ruined there careers too." Socks looks at the screen with their movie name on it. "I mean why give up porn for a good movie career."

Boxer leans in. "Maybe I over reacted."

"Over reacted is an understatement."

"You are the coolest, and awesome little fuck in the world." Boxer hugs Socks.

He sighs. "get your gay ass off me. I'll help already."

They start See Through and drive into the city.

"You're the best brother ever."

"Save it. I'd rather you show me you gratitude in sweats."

"Of course. You can have all the cakes, puddings, and candies that money can buy as long as we get rid of all the tapes. So what's the plan?"

"I have a list of buyers from your porn site."

"You are the best."

"And don't you forget it."

They drive off into a small neighbor hood. They burst into a small one room apartment with a man in it watching the film. "Holly shit." The man grabs the nearest pillow to hide himself.

"Ew. Got nerd jerking off to me."

"No wait I wasn't-"

"How does it feel knowing you can turn on men too."

"Shut the fuck up." Boxer pulled out his gun and stuck it to the creeps head. "If you say one word about this I'll blow your brains out. Got it!"

He nodded.

"Any coppies?" Socks asked. The man shook his head.

They destroyed the tape and headed off to the next stop. It was an average home with two kids. They came crashing in. It turns out the mother purchased it. They left with the father not too surprised. The kids got a couple of signed t-shirts.

The next stop is an adult movie store.

"Seriously. I'm worth more than two fucking bucks."

Socks giggles. They get more leads and destroy more copies all over the world where Boxer is able to fuck on different counties and joins the mile high club. More than once. They cruise all over the world destroying all the tapes. They finish up in Alaska and find out the last one is out in space.

They crash to earth and Boxer looks at the tape.

"You know it wouldn't be horrible to keep just one." Boxer says softly.

"It was your film debut. Give it to me. I'll keep it safe." Socks says half heatedly.

"If there is anyone I can trust this with it is you. Thank you."

They get back to earth and start everything from scratch. They end up at the premier with the same speech.

"…we do this for you. Our fans." Boxer finishes.

"Isn't that great ladies and gentlemen. This also marks Boxer's on screen debut. Isn't that right."

"Yes thank you." He said fast enough so they can move on.

"Fantastic. It also comes to no surprise this is also Socks first film."

"Thank you doing this film has been-" Socks is cut off.

"Ya about that, we started off as co-stars but then we realized that he wasn't the thing we were going for. He brought moddy and dark energy so I am proud to say that we cut out every scene that he was in."

Socks shook violently. He walked off stage and grabbed his laptop. As Boxer was finishing his speech Socks downloaded the sex tape on the internet.

"There now the whole world can see you in a whole new light." Socks said with a wicked smile on his face.

Brief clicked on a link sent to her. She fell out of her chair when she saw it was Boxer's porno. She shivered on the ground with a bright red face and whispered. "S-so that's what it looks like."