Hi guys this is my first time commenting in the story and I just wanted to say first and foremost to the people who actually follow this that I'm so sorry this took so long. My computer broke and I had all the information in there and it was all lost but it might be for the better because the first draft of this was so much worse and I'm glad I redid it an I think this is one of my better ones but that isn't saying much so anyway enjoy.

The fridge is opened violently. Socks looks frantically through it only to find old milk, a frozen pizza and something with fuzz on it. He closes it for it to only open back up. He ignores it and continues to the cabinet and draws. "Shit, shit shit!" He pulls a few draws out and dumps the contents on the ground. He continues to do this with the other draws. "Not here. WHERE THE FLYING FUCK IS IT!" He screams throughout the house.

"Dude it sounds like you're making a mess and I'm certainly not picking it up." Boxer yells at Socks. He shifts himself on the couch to be more comfortable. Taking a piece of popcorn and throwing it into the air only to be caught by Socks. "Eh what the hell man?"

"Pudding." Socks says with a dark look in his eyes.

"Eh?"

"Do I have to spell it out for you. P.U.D.D.I.N.G. Where did it go?"

"I don't know."

"Oh my god. You ate it didn't you?"

"No."

"Then what's on your lip."

"Well a girl stopped by and…"

"Oh please. It could be one of two things and I know it wasn't that. So it either pudding or the bullshit lies you're trying to feed me."

"Why would you assume it was me?"

"I know it was you. That was my only heavenly pudding. It was special ordered from heaven."

"So get another one." Watching the tv. He scratched his bare chest.

"It's has a FIVE HUNDRED YEAR WAITING LIST!" Chuck walked in and started walking around the room in all directions. Once in a while hitting a wall.

"Geeze you waited that long for that shit. It was sugary as shit. So disgusting."

Socks grabbed Chuck and started to squeeze him. His voice began hushed. "You knew that it was mine so you also had to know it was going to be sugary but you still fucking ate it." Chuck was snapped.

"Calm down dude. It's called pudding not the end of the world."

"JESUS YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO FUCK UP EVERYTHING DON'T YOU!" Socks motioned towards a door. "That is my room." Then motion to a door that hung opened. The smell was toxic. It made your eyes water. "Your's smells like a tuesday night hooker's breath."

"Hay they make well even with the scars and strange tatoos."

"That's not the problem were talking about here. This is about your inability to keep away from my shit." His body shook feriously.

Boxer put an arm around Socks. "Remember when I told you to calm down. Someone needs some inner fucking peace."

Socks shook him off. "I have no clue how the hell we are related."

Boxer held out a bag of spicy cheetos. "Here if I let you have some of my food will we be even?"

Socks slapped the bag out of his hand. Boxer watched as chuck nibbled on it and fly back with fire breath.

"Look dick, I'm trying to be fucking nice here."

"You know I don't like spicy food."

Boxer turned his head. "You do realize if you keep on eating that sugary shit your gonna end up a fatty.'

Socks turned towards him. "News flash. All the weight I gain goes straight to my dick so suck it."

"Everyone knows that its not size that matters it's what you do with it that'll make the girls scream."

"Ha keep telling that as your girl runs to me when she's dissatisfied with your baby carrot dick."

"If you like sloppy seconds. Your dick probably falls from all the weight that you can't even keep it up. Like an old man." Boxer laughs.

"Hmm that strange because it's not what that one blond girl the other night said." Boxer stopped. "In fact she said I was the biggest and best she ever had. Even better than you. Not that she needs to say it for me to believe it.' Socks turned his head to the now angry Boxer.

"Well I fucked that little goth freak you like so much. And she was big and her fat ass was all jiggly but she said it was the best foreplay she ever had."

Lighting struck down and hit Chuck.

Boxer took out his gun leaving him bare naked. "Keep your mouth off my things."

"Likewise dick." Socks said taking out both his swords.

The elevator dinged. Brief and Suspenders. "Hello Boxer, I hope I'm not bothering you two. Your mother here was nice enough to show me the senick way to your room through her bedroom." Brief said quietly.

"Remember if you feel lonely just stop by and see me." Brief nodded at Suspenders then went red and turned when she saw Boxer standing naked. "Wow I'm in a boys house and he's naked." She whispered to herself. "Never saw that coming."

Suspenders cleared her voice and ripped the paper from Chucks mouth. The note read "rope". "Angels another message has arrived. Get off your asses and get to the scene immediately." Socks and Boxer sat in opposite chairs and kept their gazes off each others. "Hey this is the part when your suppose to get the fuck up."

"No way." Socks says first.

"That not going to happen." Boxer says putting his boxers back on.

Brief glanced at the two not sure what was going on.

"What in gods name is it now?"

Boxer and Socks jumped face to face. "You heard me I'm not going with that waist of space." They said at the same time. Both growled. "Who you calling a waste of space." They paused. "Stop copying me."

Socks tsked and moved back causing Boxer to fall. Socks picked up the now burnt Chuck and carried him. "Let's go Chuck. We don't need to hang with that loser."

"Tough luck, I didn't want to hang with you. I'de rather hang with geek girl anyway." Brief went into a nervous fit. As Boxer continued. "Don't fuck with me ass whole."

"Don't fuck with me ass whole." Socks repeated then slamed the door.

"Uh-um where you being serious? Do you really want to hang out with me?" Brief asked turning a bright shade of red.

Boxer turned to her with a confused look on his face. "Who is this dork."

After a quick change they were off. Boxer wore a white t-shirt and baggy shorts. Brief wore the same green sweatshirt and skirt.

Boxer put his hands on the back of his head and began to speak. "Okay with we're going to do this we need a name. Hmm, maybe Boxer and Small tits."

Brief blushed. "That's not my name."

"No, how about Boxer and Menopause."

"I'm only 16." She said in a protest.

"Oh how about Boxer and Virgin."

She looked away. "You like messing with me don't you?"

There was a sudden screech of tires on cement. Boxer pushed Brief just before the car could hit her. Socks drove off. Boxer looked in the direction that Socks left. "Idiot. He could of hit me." Boxer looked down. Brief was turning a bright shade of red. "What are you looking at?"

Socks continued to drive down the main street to the red light district. "He's such a selfish dick. Why the hell does he think he so high and mighty that he can eat anything he wants. Even if it has someone elses name on it."

Chuck looked in all direction continuing to say. "Chuck."

"Seriously he doesn't care about anything but pussy." Socks angrily slapped the back of chucks head. He paused in that position then continued on. Socks stuck his sucker in his mouth.

"I can't believe he drove off with See Through." He sighed and Brief struggled to get up to wear he was. "Be careful." Brief looked up as he said that. "Someone might see your granny panties." Boxer laughed and Brief only sighed.

As she finally got up she hung on to what ever she could and said, "Boxer don't you think you should go with him?" Boxer stayed quiet. Brief turned her head. "I mean he's all by himself. Anything could happen to him."

Socks found the red light district.

"Oh god please don't" said a weak guy wearing thick glasses.

"Please don't what?" The other guy said. Before the smaller guy could answer a car hit the both of them.

The small guy got up and wiped off his cloths. "Fucking A" He said then ran off.

Socks got out and took off his sun glasses. "We have arrived."

He glanced around only seeing homeless men and half naked prostitutes looking for clients. "I can see a lot of demons here but I doubt any of them are the ones I'm looking for." He said with a sigh.

Socks took out his phone and called Suspender. "Hay Suspenders. I'm at the scene now." He said in a serious tone.

"Good I just found the bastard ghost. Careful with this one it uses girls to-"

Boxer quickly snatched the phone. "Hay cum breath, if you apologize I might consider going with you. I don't want you to make a giant fail of yourself."

Socks threw the phone and Chuck jumped up and ate it.

"Eh." He looked at the phone. "That douche hung up on me."

There was a sudden dark atmosphere behind him. He froze and dared to see the dark pressence behind him. Suspender seemed taller now seeming to tower over him. Her eyes had a dark fire to them. "Don't they ever tell you to never interrupt a woman while she's on the phone."

(A sudden scream scares a flock of birds out of the tree next to there home.)

Socks glanced towards a sudden cry. He looks and see's a small girl pulling at his shirt. "Oh please help me mister. A scary monster is trying to get me." She said in tears.

"I wonder if that is what Suspender was trying to say about little girls before he got cut off." Socks grinned ear to ear and patted the little girl shoulders. "Where is this jack off sweetie?" He asked.

She pulled him down the street. He looked down and saw what looked like a long string tied to the little girls clothing. She followed it and he guessed it was so she didn't get lost.

She stops suddenly at an ally. "He's this way please hurry."

She started jogging down the alley. "I'm right behind you." He said following. "I can solve this case on my own." He whispered to himself as they jogged closer to the back of the alley.

There was a sudden crash that stopped them. A giant wolf like ghost stood feet above him. The little girl coward behind Socks. He smirked and got out both swords.

The beast turned towards them and laughed.

"Get ready dick munch." Socks began. "Your dealing with the awesome, amazing Socks. Now prepare for the butt kicking of AHH." He was suddenly tied.

"I see we caught one of those damn Boxer and Socks anarchy brothers. What the hell do you want with us?"

Socks looked at the little girl. Butt she was no longer a little girl. It was a smaller version of the wolf ghost. Her voice had turned demonic.

"Who's us?"

"He is speaking of himself and me." The giant wolf said. "We are one in the same ghost."

"That's right I lure in the pervy men and he collects the cash." Finished the smaller ghost.

"Who still falls for that crap? Ah wait a second." He looked from the small wolf who still had the string attatched to it and saw that it was connected to the larger wolf. "GODMOTHER DAMMIT. THE CLUE WAS LITTERAL? WHEN IS IT EVER LIKE THAT? AND WHY THE HELL DO GHOST NEED CASH?"

The two began to pull on each side of the rope as tight as they could.

Socks began to breath heavily. "Dammit I'm starting to get into this."

"This guy is into some pretty freaky shit."

"Least you can die in ecstasy."

There is a sudden bang. A bullet flies past the wolf's face. He turns towards the shot. Speeding down the other end of the alley is Brief driving a motorized scooter. Boxer stands tall and aims his gun at the ghost.

"Looks like I haven't missed all the fun."

Brief drives under the giant ghost legs and hits the smaller ghost. Brief flies off and rolls towards a dumpster. She stops herself in time but continues to lay on the ground.

"God learn to take care of yourself."

Socks tsks, "I was enjoying myself until you butted in."

"A little to much if you ask me."

"AH THE LITTLE SISTERS ARE REUNITED AT LONG LAST." said the giant ghost. He swung his rope, along with his friend, in the air. "NOW YOU TWO CAN DIE TOGETHER!" He launches his friend but is only brushed off by Boxers.

"Will you quit acting like a whiny little brat." Boxer said staring straight at socks.

"Will you quit acting like a self righteous ass. All the sex has gone straight to your head and left nothing in that noggin of yours!" Socks replied.

The beast threw his friend again only to have him fly away in the other direction. The beast shakes violently then throws a punch their way. "IT ISN'T POLITE TO CHAT WHEN I'M TRYING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"

The brothers just barely jump out of the way. Socks jumps back in the air and prepares himself. "Here I com-" He interrupted when a bullet hits his blade. He falls and rolls out of the beast way. He stands up and examines the scuffed area where the bullet hit. "You shot at me you bastard!"

Boxer blows the smoke off the tip of the gun. "Wow I'm so sorry my finger must of slipped."

"Your un fucking believable."

The small wolf crashes to the ground barley hitting Boxers. The small wolf continues to strike only for Boxer to easily dodge each attack. Boxer kicks him and sends him flying. Aiming his gun at the creature he yells, "Suck on this!"

Socks throws his sword before he can pull the trigger. The gun and the sword are sent flying into the wall. Boxer just stares at the hand where the gun was.

Socks brushes off his hands. "Oh wow I'm so sorry, my sword must have slipped.

"Slipped my fine hot ass!" Boxer yells at Socks.

They both pull on each other. "I told you don't fuck with me!"

"Don't fuck with me!" Socks repeated.

Brief quickly gets up and pushes herself in between them. "Please stop fighting! Brothers should get along. Not fight over stupid things."

Boxer pushes Brief out of the way. Socks and Boxer get nose to nose. "You want some of this?"

"Unless I want to get clomidia!" They begin fist fighting. They yell and hit each other till a fist comes down and crushes them.

"I SIMPLY CANNOT FATHOM WHY THEY CONTINUE TO IGNORE US?"

"Me either lets finish them now."

They are both tied in their rope. The little ghost laughs. "You two can't do shit if you're fighting each other."

"Shit." Socks says.

"See it's all because you won't apologize to me!"

"What? This is all your fault you sack of trash."

They are lifted higher and spun till they formed a perfect ball. "I HATE IT WHEN FAMILY'S FIGHT!" The giant beast bounced them and ducked them into a basketball hoop. The beast continued to bounce them with the small beast on his shoulder. "Yah shut up you fags!"

The two were crushed and thrown to the ground.

"I do not compreheand the fear these two evoke from people!"

"Me either. They both suck."

Boxer and Socks laid on the ground broken and seemingly defeated. They were cut up bruised.

"FROM NOW ON WE ARE THE STRONGEST DUO IN TOWN!"

"They are comically weak. It's hilarious."

"HAY I'VE GOT A PERFECT NAME FOR THESE JOKERS!"

Socks twitched. "Boxer."

"What is it Socks?"

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking right now?"

"Course I am. We are brothers."

"BOOGER AND EARWAX!" The beast laughed.

"So you ready?" Socks asked picking himself.

"Hell yah." Boxer replied in a hoarse voice.

"LET'S KILL THEM." Boxer and Socks said at the same time.

They gave the giant beast a hard kick in the groin. The beast fell over with a loud groan.

"OH HELL NO!" Yelled the small wolf. "This time you're going down!"

The small wolf flung an axe at them. Boxer pushed it out of the way with his gun. Boxer jumped and kicked the wolf in the gut then grabbed the rope before it could fly away and punch it. With quick movement he aimed the gun and shot him point blank in the head.

As this happened Socks cut the giant beast with ease and precision.

"With Boxer strength and Socks precision there skills are best used together." Suspender said walking in next to Brief.

"When did you get here?" Brief asked.

"There best together as one."

Boxer and Socks came together out of the way of the explosion.

"Boxer and Socks."

The explosion was quick but the smoke stayed for a longer time. As it cleared Suspenders cleared her throat and said. "As the good lord said 'they fight because they love each other'"

"I don't think that's it." Brief said sighing.

Two coins fell next to them. The cling of the coins was out weighed in sound by the gongs of the heavenly bells.

Boxer and Socks slowly went to See Through and started it. Boxer relaxed his arm on the side and looked at Brief. "Do you want a ride geek?"

"Eh really?" Before Boxer could reply Brief was pulled back.

"That won't be necessary. I'll take her home safe and sound." Suspender says with a sweat smile.

"Uh, um." Brief stammered while nervously twitching.

"Alright. See yah." Boxer says with Socks already taking off.

"Uh wait." Brief said only to be pulled back again by Suspenders.

"Let them have their time together. Plus we can go out to eat and have some girl time."

"Ah, um okay." She said still debating it in her head.

Boxer and socks drove for awhile in silence. The sun was just setting giving the area around them a warm glow. The wind pushed the hair away from their faces as they drove on.

Boxer broke the silence. "So ah, here." He said pulling out a jar of heavenly pudding.

"Ah where did you get this?" Socks asked. "Did you spend your heavens on it?"

"I'm not saying a thing. Just take it." Boxer replied softly.

Socks grabbed the jar and read the label. "Eh?" It read "Hot" under the label. Socks began to laugh. Boxer joined him. "You ass."

"Douche." Socks replied still laughing.