As we start to walk to the door, I am hit in the back of the head and pain rushes through my body. I look up and all I see is Bill rushing towards me, and then I black out.
I wake up in a weird small room that looks like a hidden basement or bunker. I look around and I see toys with poop stains and others that are cracked. I don't see Bill anywhere.
"Bill? Where are you?" I call.
No response. I am getting worried now. Maybe something happened to him. And how did i black out? So Many Questions!
I look around, hoping to find an exit. I push things aside, push buttons, pull levers. Nothing.
I eventually give up, and just hope Bill will come and find me. But even the thought has its doubts and questions.
How will he find me? Does he know Im here? What do I do?
Suddenly, I hear a dark, low voice.
"Hello Diaper Pines." says the voice.
"Who's there?" I call
"Someone that you personally know." says the voice.
"Show yourself you nut fucker!" I say.
"Guess who?" the voice says.
The person pops out. I couldn't believe my eyes! It was…
MY ABUSIVE DAD!
"How the hell did you find me!" I scream. "And Where's Bill?"
"Oh ya… your little triangle friend! I know where he is! And He wont be saving you!" My dad says evilly.
"Tell me you nazi cucumber!" I scream.
"Let's just say that your little triangle friend helped me with the job!" He grins.
Thats when I hear a crackling laugh! Bill comes out of the darkness and high fives my dad.
"Bill! Don't tell me that your with him!" I say.
"OH yes! Pine tree! I am with him! And you fell right into my evil plan!" says Bill.
"But Bill! I thought we were friends! You aren't like this!"
"I know everything Dipper. Your dad and I have been planning this for months! With a little help with your Grunkle Stan!" says Bill.
I couldn't believe what I was hearing! I really thought Bill was my friend. But one thing didn't make sense. What was there plan? What were they going to do with me?
"I know what your thinking Dipper, and we know exactly what to do with you. Dipper's dad, you can have the honors." says Bill.
I look over at my dad and he takes out a small button. He pushes it and a door underneath the carpet opens up. Something big and yellow pops out. I look at him. Its SPONGEBOB!
"NO! It cant be! Spongebob isn't real! He is just a nick show!" I yell.
"hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!" my dad laughs.
"Prepare to be in a large amount of pain!" screams Bill as He and my dad walk out of the small room and into a secret passageway.
Spongebob looks at me and he smiles a creepy smile.
"Your my Pineapple now!" he says.
He grabs me with his powerful force. He throws me on my stomach and comes after me.
I try to get up but Spongebob grabs me. He screams gibberish words until he looks at me and says,.,,,,
"PREPARE TO BE BUTT FACKED!"
"NOOOOOO" I scream.
He grabs me again with his mighty hands and pulls down my pants. He inserts his thingy in.
I screech in pain! It hurts so much! I can feel my butthole tearing as he pushes. I need to think of a plan quick to get out of this!
Thats when I get a idea.
Its a retarded idea but it will work.
"Hey Spongebob!" I yell as he continue to pushes.
"WAT" he says.
"IM NOT GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!"
I start running in circles as his thingy stretches out. He starts to shriek in pain. I continue it until it comes off!
I start to laugh, knowing that my plan worked.
Spongebobs thingy start getting bloody and he screams, "IM ON MY PERIOD." And falls over, dead.
"Yahoo!" I exclaim.
"Well done son!"
I look over and I see my dad and Bill clapping with smiles on there faces.
"Good job son! I am proud of you! Ill will never be abusive to you ever again! Im sorry I have been but I have been smoking too many smarties. I wasn't thinking at all. You have proved that you are worthy to me." My dad says.
"What about Bill?" I question.
"Unfortunatly, Bill has to leave. He has to go watch over others and play weird ass tricks on them too." says my Dad.
I frown. I am sad. "Well Bill, This is goodbye." I say.
"Goodbye Pine tree!" he says. Then he takes off.
"Wait, so like, dad. Does this mean that I get,,,,"
My dad interrupts me."Eat at Taco Bell? Yes you may son! No more worrying about Burger King."
"Yay" I exclaim.
My dad leads me out of the room and get into his
NEW STINGRAY CORVETTE 2015.
We drive and we drive all the way back to Piedmount. We staph by taco bell. We then go home and we eat our burritos and tacos on the couch while watching Family guy for the rest of the night.
I will never forget that day. I will cherish it forever.
The end.
of Dippers story….
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