Hey there! How have you guys been? Ahh! MUSOU OROCHI 2 ULTIMATE! I LOVE IT! ITS AWESOME! STERKY-KINS!Yeah. that and damn school was the reason for the late update. Ahhh! Ayyarin-rin's story is sooo good! Updaatteee! same as Kurei-chans! Anyway! Enjoy this one! ACM will be updated soon...hopefully! I'm in a bit of a silly mood so yeah!:P AND AND! YOSHITSUGU OTANI AND NOBUKYUKI SANADA ARE CONFIRMED! YOSHI-TAN IS HAWT! but Nobuyuki...wtf? *ahem* LET'S GOO!
~ Police Force A HQ~
"...so...what are we going to do about this?" asked a nervous looking sergeant as he gazed at his higher-ranked colleagues and boss. All the high ranking members of Police Force A (and a sergeant) stood in the cafeteria around a large wooden crate which had been left at the entrance overnight.
"*click*" Nobunaga nonchalantly continued polishing his newest gun; an XM307 completely ignoring the possible chance the crate contained a bomb.
"..." Nō casually pulled out a small knife from within her kimono and began filing her nails.
"...*yawn*" Yasuo shrugged his shoulders and began texting three different *ahem* 'girlfriends' simultaneously.
"Ichi..." "Nagamasa..." The lovey-dovey couple were once again lost in their own world.
"..." Kiyomi readjusted the ribbon which was the only thing holding her tiny dress up. Yet another one of Yasuo's odd designs.
"..*sigh*" Mitsuhide sat carefully scribbling out every single '2' on an important looking document while muttering something to himself.
"Um...guys? S-shouldn't we do something?" the sergeant gulped nervously to himself before wiping his sweating brow with a tissue.
"Suggestion. X-ray the contents." Kiyomi pointed to the crate before methodically rattling off instructions "If contents are poisonous, according to rule 23D-5 disposal of poisons, section A-3...*rest omitted*"
"..ah...good idea. Let's do that." Unsurprisingly, Mitsuhide looked rough and tired after the failure that happened the previous night; not to mention Garasha had disappeared to who-knows-where.
~x~x~x~x~
There was a short silence as the crate passed through the detector and an image began to show up on the x-ray screen. However the members were totally unprepared for what they saw show up. At least, most of them.
"...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*thud*"
"W-what...could...this...possibly mean?"
"...*yawn*...*click*"
" ..! Threat detected!"
"Oh? Hehehe how delightful"
"Eeek! Nagamasa! I'm scared!" "Don't worry Ichi, I'll protect you!"
"Huh, probably from a jealous hater. Or a crazy fan *sigh* It's tough being so popular"
Projected onto the screen was an X-ray of...a human skeleton curled up in a ball. The skeleton was moving slightly, or it was the vivid imagination of the members twisting the reality.
"Yasuo. Open it and check." Still focused on his gun, Nobunaga jerked a thumb towards the cocky bounty hunter who jerked back slightly, before placing his hands on his hips with disbelief.
"H-huh! You're expecting me to dirty my hands with something as insignificant and petty as this? Pfft! I don't get paid to do this level of menial labour!" He shook his head sorrowfully before attempting to make a 'cool' and 'badass' escape; aka jumping out the 2nd floor window.
"Oh! That's a terrible idea!" Oichi gasped with shock before pointing to the large 'Number 2' sign above the door. "We're on the 2nd floor! It'll be a very messy job too! Besides! That'll be too much of an injury for two people to handle! Hang on a second! We'll work something out! "
*snap* a pen snapped neatly in half in Mitsuhide's hand as he muttered darkly to himself, for the purpose of this fic, a transcript is available "Grr...number 2...second place...rgh...I detest that number..."
"Kiyomi shall substitute for Yasuo. Commencing exposure of yet-to-be-determined item." Kiyomi methodically walked up to the crate and effortlessly opened it up. "..." upon revealing the contents, she simply blinked with a lack of surprise while everyone else reacted differently.
"*pfft* I knew it! *sigh* too easy"
"...*yawn*..mm?"
"heheheh...interesting."
"eek! Nagamasa!" "Ichi! It's ok!"
"...G-g...*thud*"
"OH MY BUDDHA! OH AMATERASU! OH MEIRYUJIN!"
Curled up neatly inside the crate, Gracia blinked her eyes sleepily as bright light and loud noises woke her up. "Oh! My! What happened?" she stood up and quickly looked around frantically before noticing everyone's questioning stares. "..ah! Father! Good morning!" she leapt out the crate and smiled happily at her father; who blinked, rubbed his forehead and began searching for painkillers.
"...Father? Aren't you going to say good morning?"
~HanKanRan Information Brokers ~
"Oho! Care to follow the Imagawa and learn about tea, kemari, grace and elegance?" Yoshimoto Imagawa grinned cheerfully and began pushing a handful of pamphlets and leaflets into Kanbei's hands. "Come join the way of the artisans!" The well-endowed woman next to him smiled and began clapping her hands. "Yes! Come join the artisans!"
"..." Kanbei blinked back at the smiling clown-faced Yoshimoto who was now demonstrating his kemari skills.
"Come on. It'll be nice!" Naotora Ii chimed in cheerfully as she showed him a colourful tray on which several cups of tea were arranged. On closer inspection, they were super glued to the tray and the liquid inside was actually specially designed tea-scented candle wax.
Kanbei raised an eyebrow slightly and sighed before tightening his grip on the door handle. "I have no interest in joining the way of the artisans." Kanbei blinked back at him before slamming the door shut."waai—mph" Yoshimoto's yell was stifled as Kanbei slammed the reinforced-bullet proof-bomb-proof door shut.
"Hey! Kanbei! Who was that?" Hanbei skipped to the front and peered curiously at Kanbei who smirked slightly "...just a travelling clown. Nothing more."
"Oh? But he left his foot behind..." Hanbei pointed behind Kanbei; the latter raised his eyebrows with alarm and whirled around sharply, while Hanbei giggled. Sure enough, Yoshimoto's foot was sticking out through the cat flap and twitching rapidly, while sounds of yelling echoed from outside.
"..." Kanbei opened the cat flap and door, allowing a struggling Naotora to free her fellow promoter. "Oho! Thank you kindly!" Yoshimoto grinned at him and offered a kemari ball "Care to play?"
"..." A demonic hand rose up from the ground; sending the poor clown and his partner flying 45km away. Kanbei looked around to ensure he had left nothing behind, before closing the door with a satisfied nod.
"Kanbei..you're such a meanie!" Hanbei giggled at his friend who raised an unamused eyebrow in response. "... Is that so? When dealing with tenacious salesmen...show no mercy" he smiled thinly as he heard the doorbell ring once again. Hanbei grinned and leapt forward "I'll get it! It might be Tsukiko! Or Aka-eh Yasuo! Heelloo~" he opened the door only to be greeted with...
"Oho! Care to-"
*SLAM*
~Hashiba Architectural Firm~
"*sigh*oh? That time already?..looks like I gotta go now! Later!" Seated at a comfortable desk in the Hashiba Architectural Firm, Kiyomasa quickly began gathering his stuff before glancing at his watch. "Rgh...If I come late again, Yumi's going to be so whiny. Urgh."
"Great job today Kiyomasa! See you!" Hideyoshi smiled warmly as Kiyomasa rushed out at a speed of 96km/h, before continuing what he was doing before; watching Oichi in the Police building with his high powered, infra-red and night vision enabled binoculars. "gyaaaah! Move aside Nou..maybe if I did something.."
"Hideyoshi! Stop that! You should be ashamed!" a scolding male voice interrupting his spying as Toshiie Maeda whacked him on the head with a booklet. "Anyway, I heard that the stocks for Shibata have gone down this month*sigh*" his shoulder slumped as he leafed through the 9686+ pages of incredibly detailed information. "..things don't look too good for Maeda Co. at this rate..."
~Takeda Casino~
"Shingen! What kind of mask are you wearing today?" Kunoichi chirped happily as she saw the casino owner standing next to her table with his back turned. Seeing as it was a nice day, they were all seated outside enjoying the warm spring air.
"Hoho! You're a spritely young one!" His body shook with laughter as he tapped his mysterious face mask lightly " How about taking a gamble on which one I'm wearing? Hoho!"
"Hey! Stop it!" Kai slammed her fist onto the table, stopping Kunoichi from handing a $10 note to Shingen "We're already in the red this month!"
"No way! That was because you got scammed by Okuni again!" Kunoichi pulled the note back and shoved Kai away.
"No! She promised me she'd help me find a boyfr-eep!" Kai grabbed the note and waved it victoriously before dropping it in alarm.
"See? I knew it! You idiot!" Kunoichi caught the note and the two girls glared at each other angrily.
"Can't you kids keep it down over there?" A gruff male's voice stopped the bickering girls as Ujiyasu Hojo walked while trying to hide from..something..or rather..someone..
"You there! Stop smoking!" Ginchiyo Tachibana swung her sword and sliced Ujiyasu's pipe neatly in half."Tch, what was that for?" The older man grumbled and relit another pipe before getting his bandana sliced in half. "Grr!" Ginchiyo again slashed the pipe before pointing to a large sign in front of them. "What does this say?"
"..Hrmph! I'm an old man! I didn't see!" Ujiyasu made a show of rubbing his back and grumbling about his old age before Ginchiyo uprooted the sign and rubbed it in his face. "IT SAYS 'NO SMOKING'" with an angered sigh, she threw the sign down and began continuing her daily rampage *ahem* patrol of the area.
~x~x~x~
"Haha, so how about we meet up again next Monday and continue our discussion?" Sitting separate from Ginchiyo's vigilant patrol, Muneshige Tachibana and surprisingly, Magoichi Saika were enjoying a drink together.
"..Muneshige? Shouldn't you be focusing on interrogating him?" Hanahime looked up from her task of diligently writing down everything Magoichi was saying; after all, being self-proclaimed enforcers of the law the Tachibanas had no access to detectives or lawyers or whatever. They managed to do 257 (and counting) jobs themselves.
"haha! Come here.." Muneshige waved Hanahime over and whispered in her ear "This is all part of the plan! It's easier to get info from a guy through drinking, after all. If I let Ginchiyo handle things, we'd be paying his medical fees." As Hanahime's eyes widened with understanding, Magoichi narrowed his eyes before frowning at his sister. "Oi, oi, what are you planning with him, Hana? I already said you could work with Okuni and I you know..."
"so?" Hanahime stuck her tongue at him and the two siblings were about to tear each other apart, to Muneshige's amusement when a certain red girl walked up to the group.
"Are you Muneshige Tachibana?" Kurenai examined Muneshige before checking a small business card in her hand. [Ginchiyo and Muneshige Tachibana, self-proclaimed defenders of the peace (too proud to enter the police force)] The back of the card said [Naturally Tachibana. Orange farmers and sellers. 100% home grown]
"SILENCE!" Lightning buzzed as Ginchiyo's sword skilfully sliced through the 7cm by 4cm card in Kurenai's hands. "We're not that... we're THE PRIDE OF THE TACHIBANA!"
'Yes! That's right" Muneshige smiled carefreely and offered an orange "Were you after this?"
"Yes. That's right. Motochika told me to come pick up 2 boxes." She tapped her foot impatiently as Muneshige disappeared to collect the order. "Here you go. Enjoy." Muneshige effortlessly handed her 2 large crates of oranges before grinning at his wife, who was angrily stomping towards them. "Ah, if it isn't Ginchiyo. Finally feel like trying an orange?"
"SHUT UP!" Ginchiyo grabbed the oranges and expertly sliced them to pieces. "I already told you to stop with your silly side business. It's unbecoming." She folded her arms and turned away with a sniff.
"Ahaha...I'm so sorry about her behaviour." Muneshige laughed as he began picking up the orange slices "Hopefully Motochika was intending on eating them straight away!"
"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?" roared Kurenai as she pointed to the piles of neatly sliced oranges on the ground. "Oh? Well, I guess, you can still eat them. Provided you give them a quick wash." He smiled and continued picking up the pieces when Kurenai stomped her foot on the ground. "NO WAY! THAT'S UNHYGIENIC! I DEMAND A RE-"
"Ara, ara! What have we here?" Aya Gozen walked out from seemingly out of nowhere with Kanetsugu in tow. For some reason, he was lugging a large wagon of some sort.
"Here, have some Naoe Ai-su-cream." She handed every single startled patron a small bowl of specially made ice cream, before standing on the small podium at the front of the room. "Come! All of you who are lost! Come join the followers of Bishmonten!" she waved her arms wide and smiled serenely "Forget all your troubles! Join Police Force B!"
All the people who had been fighting, arguing, eating, trying to pick up girls immediately stopped what they were doing, Aya's entrance and speech was just that random.
"...what the hell?"
"WHAT ABOUT MOTOCHIKA'S ORANGES?"
"MUNESHIGE! STOP THAT!"
"HANA! *BAM* PUT THE GUN DOWN! *BLAM* Don't shoot...your brother...*BLAM*"
~Mikawa Café~
"Excuse me sir, you haven't paid..." Ina stopped Yasuo just as he was about to leave the café.
"Huh! I've already paid you!" Yasuo waved a dismissive hand at her before standing up "Take a look at the receipt for yourself!" he jabbed a finger impatiently at the receipt lying on the table.
Ina frowned slightly before checking the receipt and tapping Yasuo on the shoulder politely. "Sir...there's nothing here..."
"*sigh* As expected...I thanked you for bringing me my food. " he tapped a finger on her forehead before shaking his head with dismay "Now, you can't put a price on kindness can you? I'm such a generous man! Such a pity that fools can't understand geniuses..."
"Hey! How dare you speak like that to me! I'll tell my father on you!" Ina slammed the receipt down the table and strode off to alert the manager aka her father, when an imposing figure clad in armour appeared.
"So. You're the customer who refuses to pay?" Tadakatsu Honda (who was outfitted in his Sw3 armour) looked intimidatingly at Yasuo who coolly examined his fingers before shrugging "I suppose so. And?" he glanced up and gave a dismissive smirk. "got a problem? I thought the customer was always right. Isn't that your policy?"
"Not only do you refuse to pay, you also insult my little girl." Tadakatsu glared at an unflinching Yasuo and cracked his knuckles "You shall pa-*bzt*" he raised an arm to throttle the cocky bastard but stopped suddenly. "Ina." He glanced over at his daughter who nodded frantically. "Yes father! I'll go get the backup supply right away!"
"...the hell? Is that guy an android or something?" Yasuo looked questioningly as Ina returned with a large power generator, and attached the tail-like thing at the back of Tadakatsu's armour to it.
~ ACM Studio
"Yo. Sorry I'm late." Kiyomasa entered the building quickly and almost crashed into his co-worker who had been roaming the corridor. "You should be!" Yumi pursed her lips and crossed her arms stubbornly before launching into a whiny rant. "Why do you aaallwways come late when we work together?" she tugged his sleeve before gasping" No way! So...so..you hate me?"
"What? Why would you think that?" Kiyomasa looked quizzically at her before changing out of his business shirt and into a dark blue singlet top. "You're such a strange girl. And stop reading those stupid fanfics about us! Gosh!" he grabbed a copy of the script for their latest anime project [ Fragments of the Soul]. "Hmm...so I'm playing as Yuu Sakamoto ...and you've got the role of.." he flipped through the pages as Yumi's eyes lit up "Wow! I've got the role of Umeka Sumeragi! Kyaaa! We've got the main roles! Yay!" she danced around happily before suddenly lowering her head. "..but I've got so many offers..*sigh* Its sooo annoying! I just wanna have fun! Mmmm! They better have romance this time!"
"..just calm down. There's no romance this time. You can put the fanfics away now." He patted her head like a little kid before they entered the recording room.
~x~x~x~
Immediately getting into character, Yumi's childishness was completely gone as she began speaking in a quiet, almost emotionless voice. "Oh. I see. What flowers would you like planted on your grave?"
"Wh-wha? What you do mean by that?" Kiyomasa raised his scriptbook higher as he tried to bring his character to life. "You're such a strange person Umeka. I don't understand you."
"What do you think? You're asking to die. The least I can do is adorn your grave with something nice." Yumi blinked emotionlessly before continuing "I hate it when idiots like you throw their lives away like that. You might as well be asking me to kill you right now."
"Er..well, I...I won't be dying. I promise you. Believe in us." Kiyomasa spoke his line seriously before slamming the scriptbook shut. "we're done' he motioned to the woman standing outside, who nodded and entered the room.
"Ok! That was a great job! Yumiii-chan! You were suuperrrb as always! Same as you Kiyomasa! " The overly cheerful woman clapped excitedly before patting them both on the shoulders. " see you next time!"
~x~x~x~
"Why are you following me?" Kiyomasa sighed as Yumi stalked him down the road. "Come on, just go already."
"Fine then!" she puffed her cheeks and pouted before grabbing his arm and skipping off "Tehee! Ok~~ I'll leave you alone after we eat at this new sweet shop!" she turned back and winked before tugging him along "Your treat~~"
"Tsk...what am I? a babysitter? Maybe I should quit this part-time job.." Kiyomasa sighed heavily as the hyperactive seiyuu pulled him along. "oof!" Yumi crashed into a business woman who for some reason was carrying a camera around her neck.
"Eeeek! Ah! My glasses! My glasses!" the woman knelt on the ground frantically searching for her glasses. "here you go~~!" Yumi giggled brightly as she handed them over to the woman who blinked before shaking her hands energetically.
"Oh my! Thank you so much ! Ah! You're the girl who sang at the Kyoto Dome! Yumi Naka!" the woman's neat bun became messy as she flailed around excitedly "Please! I'm Kurumi Natsumura, a reporter for CBR media! Could I ask a few questions?"
She produced a phone from within her neat business suit and stared expectantly at Yumi who blushed and nodded "Yaay! I love interviews! Soo-huh? Kiyomasa?" Kiyomasa had begun dragging her off, "Sorry Miss Natsumura... I..well we gotta go. See ya!"
"Oh! *giggle* no problem! I'm so sorry I wasted your precious time! Ah what a shame though! It's not every day I get to see one of my favourite idol walking casually along the street! And with another fellow idol! Oh my! Is this a scandal I see? Ahaha I see it now.. [BREAKING NEWS: YUMI NAKA AND KIYOMASA KATO DATING?] no no! that's too blunt! Maybe [ Breaking news: Scandal? Yumi Naka and Kiyomasa Kato..together?] eeek! It sounds terrible! Wait! Why were they together? Could they be planning to elope? [Breaking news: Yumi Naka and Kiyomasa Kato eloping?] Eek! *giggle* everybody will be dying to read this! Ah! This might even be bigger than the 'Maiden of Time' incident! Oh my! I should have pressed harder! Why! the last time I managed to snag an interview through legal means with Kaito Hideki..eep!" she calmed down and methodically began fixing all the loose strands on her bun. She smiled sweetly as she smoothed her wrinkled blazer. "...Yumi Naka the famous seiyuu...or is it? Teehee..." She pushed her glasses up slowly causing them to glint brightly in the darkness. "I know some things about you that you~ might~ not~ know~*giggle*"
~x~x~x~x~
"Kyaaa! What a nice study! Is this your office, Mitsu?" Two girls dressed in matching gold cheongsam and 4cm high stiletto heels clung to the detective/yakuza man as he led them into a neat study. "Maybe. Who cares?" Mitsunari smiled smugly to himself and sat down casually on the leather armchair. "Come over here girls..." he stretched his arms out and placed them over the shoulders of both girls; one on either side.
Kin, the girl with short hair giggled and snuggled up against him; while Kaneko, the girl with long hair sat on his lap and poured him a drink. "So... Kin, anything new?" Mitsunari took a sip from the glass Kaneko offered him and glanced at the busty woman who was playing with his hair. "Mmmm..nope. Nothing at all." Kin spoke thoughtfully before tapping her cheek "Oh! I think there is something! One of my regulars mentioned something interesting...something about a 'Kurei'? Do you know about it Mitsu?" Mitsunari only shrugged his shoulders as he took another sip and sighed thoughtfully.
Kin took the opportunity to attempt to push Kaneko off Mitsunari "Mitsu...why don't you let me sit on your lap? I've done way more work than Kaneko!" "No way! I've done more!" Kaneko glared at Kin who was now clinging to Mitsunari's chest. "Tsk..can't you two share?" he arched an eyebrow at the two girls who were fighting to sit on his lap.* SLAM* "eeek!" "hmm?" The sound of books dropping heavily to the ground made them all turn their heads to see...
Kiyomasa staring in shock at the scene in front of him. A few loose papers flew delicately from his hands joining the pile on the ground; as he swallowed slowly before pointing a shaking finger."...Mitsunari...what...what THE HELL?" he rubbed his neck with exasperation before hastily slamming the door shut. "Why'd you bring your 'golden whores' over? And why my study of all places?"
"Got a problem?" Mitsunari turned his nose up and crossed his arms (after pushing Kaneko and Kin away) "and don't call them 'whores'. Use the proper term 'hostess'."
"...I'm going out drinking." Kiyomasa grabbed his jacket and slammed the door loudly.
~Somewhere, elsewhere~
A frail looking girl dressed in a black hoodie and red shorts sat at a desk looking around her room; for some reason, her hood was pulled over her eyes and she was barefoot. There was a large platinum nameplate on her desk, which said: [BOW DOWN TO ME].The room itself was quite unusual, countless HD television screens were neatly arranged on the four walls while in each available space were posters of attractive (mostly shirtless) Korean men. Needless to say, there was also a variety of weapons, sweets, stuffed toys and small throwable objects scattered around the room.
"..." the only sound that could be heard was buttons being smashed as she attempted to perfect DYE. "...no...NOOO!" she suddenly slammed the console down and began sobbing with exaggerated sadness. "...I failed to get a perfect again...*sob* oh well! Let's do something else!"
Apparently forgetting everything, she switched all the TV screens on and began looking around until she saw one of interest. "Ahaha! I can't believe Police Force B finally made an appearance!...whooa they're so random!...Hmm...let's see what Masa-tan is doing!" she turned to another screen, it showed Masamune in the process of taking off his shirt. "..." she dropped her remote in shock before smiling like a crazy fangirl "Teehee! Must...RECORD" she grinned as she set the screen to [record] before continuing with her games.
"...god?" A tall man in a suit entered the room hesitantly. When nobody replied, he walked straight up to the desk, bowed politely and began speaking. "So far, there's only been random silliness. Are you aware of the possible consequences this might have on-guh!"
"Shh! Don't talk to me!I'm PLAYING!" she looked up sharply at the man who yelped and covered his head; as she instinctively threw the nearest object at him (a small hammer) before stretching her severely cramped fingers. "teehee! I thought I made it a rule that I should NEVER be interrupted when I'm playing!" she pushed the hood back and brushed her waist length black hair which had become messy and knotted. "Uwaah...I'm so tired. I knew I shouldn't have stayed up till 5am playing..."
"..anyway don't you think it's time you went down and visited? Or perhaps summoned them?" the man calmly placed a Band-Aid on the fresh cut which adorned his forehead before replacing his cracked sunglasses. "I'm worried you might have forgotten about the existence of some of them. Not to mention the other gifts from other gods."
"...I know...that...I know everything..." her finger skilfully mashed the keys as she stared at the screen with intense concentration. "...I'm the god of this world anyway... I'll think of something! teehee!." She paused mid-game before throwing another object (a worn sneaker) at the man "...just.. STOP INTERRUPTING ME! I'M PLAYING!"
Notice: Database has now been updated
Mitsuhide Akechi : Suffers from an inferiority complex. Do not mention the following terms : 2nd place, second, runner-up, 'number 2', and the like.
Gracia Akechi: has an inexplicable attraction and interest in small enclosed spaces i.e. wooden crates, boxes, and treasure chests
Police Force A Sergeant has the appearance of 'Generic Oda Officer' from Samurai Warriors 2. Otherwise, nothing of importance.
Mikawa Café: under ownership of Tokugawa-Kai. No further details available.
Kurumi Natsumura: journalist/photographer/ gossip reporter for CBR Media
Age: 25
Personality: very chatty and ditzy, will do anything to get her articles done, doesn't even care about others privacy, a professional blackmailer
Physical Appearance: looks like a typical respectable business woman, has dark hair tied up in a bun, always has a camera hanging around her neck, wears glasses,
Notes:
-A master at spying on others, skilled at using surveillance equipment,
-her glasses always seem to have a certain suspicious glint to them, not to mention she keeps pushing them up and smirking
-seems to know about everyone,
'Maiden of Time':redirecting to [Ayyarin]
Kin and Kaneko Kinkaku
Occupation: hostess /part time Meidos
Age: 24 and 21
Note: Kin is the older sister with short hair, Kaneko is the younger sister with long hair
-also act as informants for both Police Force A and Toyotomi-Kai
-3 sizes: Kin *BZZZT* [unknown error] Kaneko*KZZZZZZZT* Error 1893![Corrupt data]
'Kurei' Redirecting to [TheCrazyPeople]
Yoshimoto Imagawa: has the tenacity of a cockroach. Deal with him accordingly.
'god/Dark Dragon God' *KZZT* [ACCESS ERROR DENIED. Please continue for further details.]
Aaannd another chapter is done! Gosh it's a mega long chapter! Hope you enjoyed that! What do you guys think of this one? Please be honest and review~~ reviews make authors happy! Well, you know how Gracia always seems to show up in crates/boxes? Yup. That's why! And Mitsuhide has an inferiority complex! Come on! It should be totally obvious why! Ahaha I changed the way I wrote this slightly...well I'm experimenting around, tell me if there are issues! HanKanRan...thats why I made the 3 work together..tooootally.
One thing! I don't hate Yoshimoto! Just couldn't resist doing that...he totally reminds me of a salesman in SWC... Haha! Another inside joke here: Tadakatsu Honda being an android? Wha? Well...you know how his armour has this tail thingy at the back? It totally reminded me and my friends of an electric plug wire thing (dunno the name) so when I'm playing as him and he's low on health or Musou...I instinctively go "He's outta power!" lol..lame joke eh? Oh yeah 'Fragments of the soul' (tentative title) is a future fic I might put up..(it's really weird though) Hah! I'm already shamelessly advertising! And..wtf was I on when I created Kurumi Natsumura? Man...she's annoying...I reckon she'll be one of the most disliked ocs, maybe after Yasuo? *rubs hands* I wonder...
AHAHA! Kurei-chaan~~ how's this eh? Mitsunari and his 'Golden Whores' make an appearance! Hah! FYI Kin means gold and Kaneko means golden child (Kane= old way of saying gold)...I think? Ahaha!... and who could possibly be the god of this world? *insert trollface* Remember to check out Ayyarin and TheCrazyPeople's fics!
