VOTING IS NOW CLOSED: VALDANGELO WON

Nutmeg a Slyther: Thanks for the constructive criticism. I'll try to make Percy more in character. If he is out of character it's probably cause my cousin and I are making him jealous and over protective of Anabeth

MakePastaNotWar11: Welcome to my fanfic. You are always welcomed review, new to my stories or not. 8)

WARNING: some of the dialogue might be perverted and inappropriate for younger readers. I did warn you. So flames will be ignored. NOOOOO LEMONS STILL! Just a perverted Annabeth. Sorry I made this chapter short. Next one should be longer.

PS. This chapter is a bit crackish.


Nico POV:

We stared at the couple near us. Pain shot though my spine. Great now my back hurts. I probably shouldn't complain in front of Percy and Annabeth.

'Awkward' Leo announced. A faint grin reached Percy and for once he wasn't speechless like Annabeth. Before he could say something Leo pointed to Percy.

"(1) Uke!" He grinned. Annabeth blushed furiously. Leo was dying of laughter.

I just relized how big this closet was and pushed Leo off me. Our shirts zipper was still broken and we just sat there in an awkward silence.

"Soooo... I guess we'll let you two do what you have to do just dont make to much noise." Annabeth said grinning like a madman running out the closet dragging Percy with her, she slammed the door shut.

Looking at them made me think about wanting a relationship. Why can't I have someone like that?

'pffffttt! Come on, Percabeth is soooo overrated.' Leo laughed. I forgot he could hear my thoughts! Leo looked that me and laughed. He gave me a half hug and together the two of us rummaged through the surprisingly big closet.


I rolled my eyes, we couldn't find the things we needed to fix the shirt.

"Jeesh Leo it was only a zipper maybe if you stopped messing with it, it wouldn't have broke!" I half yelled half whispered. As we opened the door Jason stood there looking at us oddly.

"Well if you held still I wouldn't have struggled with trying to undo it!" He yelled back.

"And my back hurts thanks to you!" I screamed at him.

Jason was now looking at mine and Leo's bare chest and messy hair horrified.

"Um... ya... im gonna go that way." He said walking away quickly. In the distance i saw Piper taking pictures of us and writing something in a black note book. She looked up and put a finger to her lips, looking me in the eye and slowly slipping into her room.

We both fell asleep and I woke up to Leo right next to me smoking, i glanced at my shirt and it was on... fire! I punched him in the nose and blood came pooring out like a faucet.

"What was that for!?" He yelled. I shrugged in response patting the fire out, the rims of my shirt was now tattered. Again silence fell over us and we fell asleep. In the morning I awoke to Leo glaring at me.


Annabeth POV:

During breakfast Percy and I shared the information we had about last nights closet incident. I grinned deviously at every one as i said the story.

"So Percy and I were looking for something in the closet when Leo and Nico were fighting about a broken zipper. A minute or so after Leo pushed Nico onto the floor..." (Anabeth practically makes it sound very inappropriate, I'll leave that to your own immagination) Hazel fanned herself and nervously looked at Frank, he set a comforting hand on her shoulder, but he looked away blushing.

"That does explain why they came out with two torn shirts and messy hair and Nico complaining of a hurt back." Jason thought aloud. Through out the whole time Piper took notes. Coach Hedge looked angry.

"You guys realize we are supposed to be stopping Gea from waking and you guys are gossiping!" He yelled crankily. That was the moment they decided to walk in.

Leo POV:

"I'll never get the blood stains out!" I interregated aloud.

"I doubt thats the first time any one has bled! And you set my shirt on fire." Nico retorted. Pecy looked at us amused and Hazel looked like she was going to faint.

"In my defense I had an intense night, you also shoved me off the bed!" I said.

"You were to close to me and i didn't feel comfy with you trying to spoon with me... Look I'm sorry I'm being such a jerk it's just that my back still hurts." Nico said in a smaller voice than before.

"You guys are sleeping with the door open for now on! No more being together alone." Coach Hedge yelled. The two of us stared at him confused.

"So I guess you moved on way to go, uke!" Percy smiled at Nico with two thumbs up.

'What's an uke!?' Nico asked me with his mind.

"And here I thought you would be a (2)seme!" Piper yelled face palming, handing Jason a twenty dollar bill.

Door open? Moved on? What are they talking about? Suddenly it occured to me. Gross! I covered Nico's ears, shaking my head no.

'Omg! Ashsdkkakfkfjdmksmnf! I knew you guys are so cute together!' Aphrodte shreiked in my head.

'Get out Aphrodite!' Nico and I yelled unison. The last thing I wanted at the moment was the godess of love fangirling over another show.

Aphrodite POV:

I couldn't fight off the grin that was creeping onto my face. Leo and Nico together, it's too cute! I took out the tape that recorded the mornings events. (She set secret cameras aroung the ship to watch percabeth moments.) After, teleported to Athenas.

Athena POV:

Today was a boring day, there was nothing new, time seemed to slow. Then out of thin air Aphrodites squealing rang in my ears.

"Guess which two demigods that I love so much got together!" Oh no. I would much rather go to Tartarus than deal with another fangirl episode from Aphrodite. "Leo and Nico!" She squealed. Uhh just another Percabeth mome- wait Nico and Leo? A smile crept onto my face. I am bored maybe gossiping with Aphrodite would bring some entertainment. She showed me a picture that her daughter Piper had tooken of the two boys. They were walking out of a closet, handcuffed to eachother, wearing no shirt and had bed hair. After observing this for a good ten minutes she played me a video of this mornings events. Instantly I knew how to use this to my advantage.

"Aphrodite please send me a copy, the picture and video are just to cute." I fake squealed.

"Okay! I have to go. I've got a date with Ares tonight." She said handing me an instantly made copy of the two pieces of evidence. A minute later she poofed out of here. An evil smirk crept up my face now who should I call first?


(1) uke: the person in bottom in the bedroom

(2) seme: the person on top in the bedroom

If you don't understand what I mean by the term bedroom. Good for you!

Sorry for the short and perverted chapter. There might be some other chapters similar to this but way less crack.

Constuctive criticism is highly appreciated. Any flames will be ignored.