Bleach: The FanFic of DOOM! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! Guess Who?
By HollowLover222
Ichigo: Hey, Rukia! Where the hell are you?
Rukia: I'm up your ass and around the corner, moron.
Ichigo: EEEEEEEEEK! You didn't have to sneak up behind me like that!
Rukia looks at Ichigo with pity.
Rukia: You are such a dork.
Ichigo returns to normal.
Ichigo: I am not.
Rukia: ARE TOO!
Ichigo: Am not!
Rukia: ARE TOO!
Orihime sneaks up behind Ichigo and covers his eyes.
Orihime: Guess who!
Ichigo: Oh, it's you…um, uh, Chad?
Rukia: What the F?! Ichigo, ARE YOU RETARTED OR SOMETHING??!!
Ichigo: Relax, I was just kidding. Now, could you be, Uryu?
Orihime: No, silly it's me.
(Let go of his eyes)
Ichigo: Oh, it's you, Yuzu.
Rukia: It's Orihime you dork!!!
Ichigo: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!
Rukia: Finally you get it!!! Thank you Jesus!!
