Bleach: The FanFic of DOOM! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! Guess Who?

By HollowLover222

Ichigo: Hey, Rukia! Where the hell are you?

Rukia: I'm up your ass and around the corner, moron.

Ichigo: EEEEEEEEEK! You didn't have to sneak up behind me like that!

Rukia looks at Ichigo with pity.

Rukia: You are such a dork.

Ichigo returns to normal.

Ichigo: I am not.

Rukia: ARE TOO!

Ichigo: Am not!

Rukia: ARE TOO!

Orihime sneaks up behind Ichigo and covers his eyes.

Orihime: Guess who!

Ichigo: Oh, it's you…um, uh, Chad?

Rukia: What the F?! Ichigo, ARE YOU RETARTED OR SOMETHING??!!

Ichigo: Relax, I was just kidding. Now, could you be, Uryu?

Orihime: No, silly it's me.

(Let go of his eyes)

Ichigo: Oh, it's you, Yuzu.

Rukia: It's Orihime you dork!!!

Ichigo: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!

Rukia: Finally you get it!!! Thank you Jesus!!