Okay, this conversation I'll say actually happened to me. My friend and her boyfriend took me out to dinner (she's my best friend and co-dependant as all hell on both me and her boyfriend) and this is where the conversation ended up at one point. Tori-Me, Jade-Best Friend, Beck-Boyfriend

Jade, Tori, and Beck are eating dinner at Nozu.

Jade: Beck, put your phone away.

Beck: I'm talking to my brother.

Jade: I'm enforcing the "No phones at the dinner table" rule. That goes for you too, Tori.

Beck: You're just jealous because your phone died 'cause you forgot to charge before we picked up Tori. *Looks back at his phone*

Tori: Yeah, I'm sure you'd be on your phone too. *Keeps staring down at her phone*

Jade: *Sees Tori smile at her phone* Who're you talking to?

Tori: *Looks up and smiles innocently* A friend.

Jade: *Looks at Beck's phone* You know what we should do?

Beck: *Hums, telling her to go on*

Jade: We should set Tori up with your brother.

*Both Tori and Beck's heads shoot up and look at Jade* WHAT?!

Jade: He looks exactly like Beck, but he's a little older.

Tori: *Says cautiously* How old is he?

Jade: Twenty-two.

Tori: *Relaxes slightly* I'm only 17 though. I know Beck's twenty, but you're eighteen, Jade. I'm not legal yet.

Jade: *Ignores Tori's argument* Show her a picture, babe.

Beck: *Looks for a picture and gives Tori his phone*

*A guy who looks slightly like Beck, only with a beard, is holding up a deer. He's decked out in camo clothes and has a cap on*

Tori: That looks...kinda like Beck...I guess...

Jade: One WITHOUT the beard, babe.

Beck: *Chuckles and hands Tori the phone again*

*The same guy, without the beard, is making a goofy face at the camera. He has a finger in his nose, his eyes are crossed, and his tongue is hanging out of his open mouth*

Tori: *Laughs openly and hands Beck back his phone* That's attractive.

Jade: *Looks around* Where'd you two hide the sugar?

Jade's "Where'd you two hide the sugar" line is because earlier, Lucy (I'm gonna refer to my friend as Lucy and her boyfriend as Paco) was pouring tons of sugar into her iced tea and she's already hyper enough as it is, so me and Paco hid the sugar from her so she wouldn't just have a cup full of wet sugar. Anyways, Hasta Luego, mi pastelitos! Good damn bye