Bleach: Life and Times of the Newest Addition to the Thirteen Court Guard Squads!

This is a spoof! This is an outtake page from my fanfic! I will amuse you all. BOW DOWN TO ME, DAMMIT!

Scene where Ichigo hits Tori…

Tori: And this is he's bwonde.

Ichigo: You want to say that again, uh…wait; Bwonde? What the hell kind of word is that?

Tori: Bursting with laughter.

Tori: BWONDE! OH SHIT THAT"S FUNNY!!! BOWNDE!!!

ICHIGO: Hey, you know, that is pretty funny. Bursts out in laughter!

Scene where Soi Fon calls Tori a perv…

Soi Fon: Put a kid on it, perv!

Tori: A kid; what the hell am I supposed to do with a kid?!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Soi Fon: Did I say kid? Oh, I guess I did…Bursts out laughing.

Director: CUT DAMMIT!!!

Scene where Tori is helped up by Tatsuki…

Tori: Oh, hi Tat-Chan! What a pleasant surprise…uh Hey wait! You're supposed to help me up! Don't be a bitch, Tat-Chan.

Tatsuki: Oh hell no! You did not just call me a bitch!

Tori: FINE! I'LL HELP MYSELF UP!!!

Director: Stop fighting or it's another pay cut for both of you! Goddammit, they need to learn to behave -.-!

Me: Now for Tori's never he would say that phrases!

Me: This should be fun!

Tori: Yeah, for you it would be.

Me: Oh, shut up, Tori. You're lucky I even made you up in the first place.

You're hot Rangiku! Look at those humongous boobs of yours! How big are your nipples?!

Momo, you fatass, get the hell offa me!

Oh, Ichigo, you're a wussy!

Gin is my homeslice!

Tat-Chan, you ho! Get yo bitch-ass over here!!!

The end for now…Look me up when September ends! OOPS! Must have been sleep-singing again!

Me: Yes, Tori is such a dork!