Dearest Lou, September 1, 2046
I know I swore I would never write to my future self again, but an event of such enormous proportions had occurred that I simply must tell you about. Well, you`ll remember it. But maybe this can be to share my thoughts on this night of one of the most catastrophic events in Weasley-Potter history (A. I realize that my grand and great grandparents were involved in a war, so this may have been a bit of an exaggeration, and, B. It is now a lot more than Weasley-Potter. More like Weasley-Potter-Malfoy-Lupin-Scamander-Olsen-Baddock-Morgan-Keller-Hart and that's just family. We also have like, another thirty people who are honorary Weasley-Potter-Malfoy-Lupin-Scamander-Olsen-Baddock-Morgan-Keller-Hart`s. We really need an abbreviation for that. Well, there`s the Wotters….then… Malpinscamob…...Mokeha. Ok, so the Malpinscamb Mokeha Wotters. That's not much better. Whatevs)
All right, so you must be wondering what the catastrophic event is (Well, actually you probably remember), Jasper got sorted into Slytherin. Jas (he will hate you if you call him this, which is exactly why I do. he says it makes him sound like a girl.) is another of those weird cousins that aren't really my cousins. Now, I know last time I was talking about it didn't really matter what house I'm in, but for Jas, it does. Because, he is uncle James`s son. Uncle James is one of those "Gryffindor all the way! All Slytherins are Death Eaters!" kind of people. He just owled Uncle James. I hope he doesn't die. However much of a git he can be, I don't want him dead. Maybe I`ll owl Aunt Lily and tell her to tell Uncle James not to kill anyone. Or Aunt Cass. And, Jaspers owl is this really really slow nearly dead bird that he refuses to stop using, so my letter will get there first.
That's a good idea.
Hmm…..But I should probably let Jasper break the news to Aunt Cass. But there is a chance that Aunt Lily will not have time to take action against the otherwise unavoidable murder….hmm….I think I will owl Aunt Cass. Its better for her to learn her sons house from someone else then to learn that her husband has committed a murder.
Love,
Lou
P.S. Its weird that's the dear and the from are the same…..oh, well, it's unavoidable
So, I wrote another chapter. I had originally intended this to be a one-shot, but I liked Lou to much to let her go just yet.
